I've just dumped my AI girlfriend. She was a great lover but couldn't make a decent cup of tea in the morning after a night of sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to watch a paracetamol.

Parrot eat a mole.

My husband was sleeping peacefully, softly snoring into his pillow — and I quietly reached for his phone.

I thought, This is it. I’m about to expose this so-called romantic once and for all.

I started scrolling through his contacts and nearly fell off the chair.

“Gentle Touches.”

“My Sweet Teardrop.”

“Queen of My Dreams.”

Oh.

So that’s how it is.

Like a true investigator — wearing a bathrobe, cucumber mask on my face, fully committed — I went into action.

I dialed the first number.

“Hello?”

It was my mother-in-law.

I froze.

So that’s “Gentle Touches.”

Interesting.

Next contact: “My Sweet Teardrop.”

I call.

It’s his sister.

At this point, I’m boiling.

Ah yes — clearly a whole family of hopeless romantics. I’m sure their dog is saved as “Warm Cuddles” and the cat as “My Whiskered Sunshine.”

Finally, the big one.

“Queen of My Dreams.”

My hands are shaking. My eyes narrow like Sherlock Holmes’.

I hit call.

And then…

my own phone starts ringing.

Mine.

I collapse onto the couch and burst into tears.

Dear Lord, what awful thoughts I had about that poor man!

To make up for my shame, I withdrew all the money from my account and gave it to him.

I told my mother-in-law — she bought him a gold watch.

His sister pitched in and got him a motorcycle.

And then he gathered all the gifts…

left all of us… and married the woman who, in his phone, was saved as:

“Mike the Plumber.”

Bad luck!

7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You don't have to go to Everton One at Goodison Park to get your hands on the latest official Everton merchandise. Now there's a convenient option for fans right here in the heart of Liverpool at the Liverpool One Mall.

The address of the shop is Everton Two, Liverpool One.

6 hours ago, still kicking said:

I've actually been there when we were building the Hong Kong airport and railway, even then the name was circulating as a meme, so on a boring Saturday we went looking for it.

Sadly now permananetly closed the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore (黃福興書) was located at 180 Ma Tau Wai Road in the To Kwa Wan area of Kowloon.

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

I've actually been there when we were building the Hong Kong airport and railway, even then the name was circulating as a meme, so on a boring Saturday we went looking for it.

Sadly now permananetly closed the Wong Fook Hing Bookstore (黃福興書) was located at 180 Ma Tau Wai Road in the To Kwa Wan area of Kowloon.

There was this place in KL too.

"You don't need a hospital mate, you need the Fook Hing coffin shop!"