I went to 7/11 yesterday on my bicycle to get a dozen bottles of Singha as it was beer o'clock on a Saturday.

I put them all in my bicycle's basket and as I was about to cycle off home I thought " hang on, what if I fall off the bicycle? There is a good chance all those bottles will break".

So I sat down outside the 7/11 and drank all dozen bottles.

Turned out to be a very wise decision as I fell off my bicycle six times on the ride home.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

That has made my Sunday. 😂😂

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