13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

He got it right the second time ...

 

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...

She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”

 

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

 

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.

 

She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”

Once again, he thanked her.

 

He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.

 

He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”

 

He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.

She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.

 

He asked what she sold.

 

She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”

 

“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.

 

She said, “I sell tampons.”

 

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

 

She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”

 

“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

A young Greek couple are about to get married.

Before the nuptials, the young woman’s mother pulls her aside for a quick chat.

“Now you’re about to be married,” begins the mother, “...and Greek men are known to prefer sex in a very specific way so at some point, he may ask you to ‘turn around’. I want you to know that it’s ok to say no if you don’t want to do it that way.”

 

The wedding day comes & goes and there’s no ‘turn around’ request from her new husband. No request on the honeymoon nor through their first year. No special request for their 1st anniversary, or their 2nd.

 

Halfway through their 3rd year, her husband says “You know....if you want, you can turn around and we can try this a different way”.

 

The woman says “No no no! My mother warned me that this day might come and she told me I never have to do that if I don’t want to!”

 

The husband replies “That’s fine with me....but I thought you wanted kids one day”.