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You can’t escape those motivational posters whenever your on line, but for people like me who practically shudder at the sight of those uplifting quotes. I have put together a few

Uninspirational Quotes

 

 

 

 

On 9/12/2021 at 12:09 PM, sanuk711 said:

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the Teacher gives his Stomp of Approval.... 

 

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On 9/12/2021 at 7:27 PM, Yellowtail said:

Aren't jokes supposed to be at least somewhat funny?

 

In any event, replace the communism with the word with good, and if CNN says it, the left will swear it's true.

 

 

Now that's funny!!!!

4 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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You can’t escape those motivational posters whenever your on line, but for people like me who practically shudder at the sight of those uplifting quotes. I have put together a few

 

Uninspirational Quotes

 

 

 

 

 

"Just don't try, that way you never really fail."

 

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'till you do!"

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Apple.

Apple Who? 

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Apple.

Apple Who? 

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Apple.

Apple Who? 

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Apple.

Apple Who? 

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Apple.

Apple Who? 

Knock-Knock!

Who's There?

Orange.

Orange Who? 

Oran-ga glad I didn't say Apple again? 

23 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Clear case of Foxities.

18 minutes ago, Phoenix Rising said:

Clear case of Foxities.

Foxities? 

Paddy asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman

sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'

..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply

to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her

and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,

2million euros in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, paddy decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and asked him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8,

a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and South of France ,

and a 10,000 acre castle . And there is over twenty million Euros in my bank accounts and portfolio.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'

Edited September 14, 20214 yr by fangless