People often forget the important religious aspect to Christmas ...

 

What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow.

 

What never eats at Christmas dinner?
The turkey – it’s stuffed.

 

Where does a stuttering Santa stay when he is on holiday?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.

 

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A puddle!

 

Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?
He was elf taught.
 

Edited December 22, 20187 yr by scottiejohn

What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? 
Ice caps!

 

Where do you find chilli beans at Christmas? 
At the north pole!

 

What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? 
Silent Night

 

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? 
An elfcicle!

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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I thought Santa's Elf and Safety claws would have covered that!

After the "It is so cold outside" cr*p we now have this!

This is how we did it back in my hometown !!

TOOOO TRUE IN THE UK TODAY

Edited December 24, 20187 yr by scottiejohn

Wait for it !

RE ABOVE VIDEO;

I don't want to blow Andrew away but "tusk tusk" you could have made the tree lighter without us pine(ing) for a needle(less) ending.

 

Merry Christmas to all and enjoy your Xmas Punning!

Edited December 24, 20187 yr by scottiejohn

RE ABOVE VIDEO;
I don't want to blow Andrew away but "tusk tusk" you could have made the tree lighter without us pine(ing) for a needle(less) ending.
 
Merry Christmas to all and enjoy your Xmas Punning!

Merry Christmas to you Scottie and all the posters on this thread ????????????

Here is my present to you, the Prince of one liners at work ( you of course are the King Scottie ).

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