FINAL ROUND FOR POSTER OF THE YEAR

[sipi]

9 minutes ago, faraday said:

 Sink ok now, what about your bra?

 

C'mon Sipi, 'fess up. ????

 

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Gone up 2 sizes since Xmas.  Any Thai woman would be proud. 

Anyway,  (not changing the subject or anything), 

Colin is doing well... 

[geronimo]

Don't make any plans for Jan 3rd Colin. Your first official engagement is to visit the battered wives home in Nakhon Pathom.

 

[bluesofa]

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Don't make any plans for Jan 3rd Colin. Your first official engagement is to visit the battered wives home in Nakhon Pathom.

I take it that's a passive visit, not an aggressive one?

[geronimo]

Just now, bluesofa said:

I take it that's a passive visit, not an aggressive one?

Handing out leaflets and offering moral support mainly. Last year Trans showed them some neat ball busting moves, complete with an easy to follow step by step guide,

[geronimo]

Jan 7th sees Colin in Lopburi to oversee the annual baboon cull ......

[geronimo]

and on the 8th he will be in Pattaya giving a talk on the dangers of unprotected sex with ladyboys .....

[geronimo]

The 9th is an easy day, overseeing the urine testing of longterm visa applicants at CM Immigration.

[geronimo]

No doubt Colin knows he has to build a small extension, to accommodate the live in staff. His PA will rarely leave his side until his tenure is over and the driver (who happens to be married to the PA) only drinks at weekends. They can do all their own washing and are happy to eat your leftovers. Trans had the decency to let them set up home in his garage and I'm sure he'll be glad to reclaim his valve grinding area.

[colinneil]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

No doubt Colin knows he has to build a small extension, to accommodate the live in staff. His PA will rarely leave his side until his tenure is over and the driver (who happens to be married to the PA) only drinks at weekends. They can do all their own washing and are happy to eat your leftovers. Trans had the decency to let them set up home in his garage and I'm sure he'll be glad to reclaim his valve grinding area.

Dont need an extension mate, upstairs 2 bedrooms living room bathroom and kitchen been lying empty now for 5 years,

.Wife was up there last week spent all day cleaning all the gecko shit.

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Dont need an extension mate, upstairs 2 bedrooms living room bathroom and kitchen been lying empty now for 5 years,

.Wife was up there last week spent all day cleaning all the gecko shit.

Great, then the whole POTY support team can move in! Guess you won't be needing the personal trainer then ....

[billd766]

4 hours ago, sipi said:

I have a failsafe method for working out the last time I had sex. 

Age of youngest kid plus 9 months. 

My son was 14 on 1st August this year.

 

Using your formula seems to work out about right.

[transam]

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

Don't make any plans for Jan 3rd Colin. Your first official engagement is to visit the battered wives home in Nakhon Pathom.

 

And singing lessons from Trans...????

[geronimo]

There's little to commentate on ..... yawn ......

[billd766]

1 hour ago, transam said:

And singing lessons from Trans...????

That is a cruel and unusual punishment according to the Geneva Convention on 'Umin Rites.

[billd766]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

There's little to commentate on ..... yawn ......

Boiinngggg said Zebedee. 

 

Time for Bed.

 

A little light relief from your commentating.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_JQDfuMZi0

 

[Odysseus123]

C'mon Colin, stop loitering and flirting with your admirers here and get over that 50% mark!

[transam]

17 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

C'mon Colin, stop loitering and flirting with your admirers here and get over that 50% mark!

Could be a TVF record...????

 

And for those in Colins wake.......

 

 

[Jip99]

12 minutes ago, transam said:

 

And for those in Colins wake.......

 

 

 

 

Colin's wake   ???

 

I didn't know the old bugger had died................................ I do like a good piss up.

[geronimo]

Colin will be ringing the bell ...

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[colinneil]

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Colin will be ringing the bell ...

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Regarding Jip99 there is something i would like to ring, but not his bell.????

                                                                         wring

[transam]

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Colin will be ringing the bell ...

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I hope not as the town crier....????

[geronimo]

I'm all alone, think I'll sneak out for a quick smoke ......

[sipi]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

I'm all alone, think I'll sneak out for a quick smoke ......

I'd join you except I gave them up years ago. 

I will have a warm Chang on ice in a plastic cup instead. 

[billd766]

36 minutes ago, sipi said:

I'd join you except I gave them up years ago. 

I will have a warm Chang on ice in a plastic cup instead. 

I am wrapping myself around a Hong Thong, soda and ice.

[faraday]

33 minutes ago, sipi said:

I'd join you except I gave them up years ago. 

I will have a warm Chang on ice in a plastic cup instead. 

Just 'avin' a fag & a beer myself.

????

[faraday]

2 minutes ago, billd766 said:

I am wrapping myself around a Hong Thong, soda and ice.

Had rather too much Hong Thong last night: bit too much!

 

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[billd766]

22 minutes ago, faraday said:

Had rather too much Hong Thong last night: bit too much!

 

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Where are the sympathetic and the hangover emojis when you need them?

[faraday]

Just now, billd766 said:

Where are the sympathetic and the hangover emojis when you need them?

Available with the next forum update...

 

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[Andrew Dwyer]

Just had an iced cocoa and 2 cobs of corn !!


That’s how I roll [emoji851]

[sipi]

11 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Just had an iced cocoa and 2 cobs of corn !!


That’s how I roll

A beer on ice whilst cooking Makro thick paprika sausages in the air fryer for the kids  is as exciting as it gets.