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Donald Trump lavished with royal pomp and pageantry on state visit to UK


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3 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Not Ron Jeremy, or that Paxman chappie. No!! I'm talking Jeremy Corbyn. I have it on good authority that he will not drop to his knees when he meets Lizzie as PM.

 

    Informed sauces, tell me , he is freelancing as a scarecrow in North London, allotments.

   His Strawberry jam , has the Royal seal of approval , all is not lost in the UK .

 

 

 

      

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1 hour ago, klauskunkel said:

I think Trump the First should wear a crown, too.

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That chandelier in the back should fit him nicely.

I thought the one on the far left was from "hire a dumb waiter" and he forgot to collect the drinks tray from the server station

He does not look happy. 

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47 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

Who cares about class? If he makes the world a better place; that'll do for me.

“Make the world a better place”

Yeah, he’ll get to that as soon as he first figures out how to work an umbrella.

 

 

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The jealousy of the haters is so glaring. Yep, you know all of them have more money than the "T" and of course

we know all of their wives are so much better looking than his.

And, when this is over, they will go back to their small pensions and those "lovely" wives with flintstone feet.

 

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5 hours ago, candide said:

I liked this part of the Queen's speech, ????

"After the shared sacrifices of the Second World War, Britain and the United States worked with other allies to build an assembly of international institutions, to ensure that the horrors of conflict would never be repeated.

While the world has changed, we are forever mindful of the original purpose of these structures: nations working together to safeguard a hard won peace."

Wonder if bolton heard her message?

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2 hours ago, Thakkar said:

Personally, I think The Queen stores condoms in her purse—to whip out for Charles and Camilla whenever she notices them getting randy. Doesn’t want to risk any resulting royal offsprings. 

More likely a change of nappies for guest of honour...

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25 minutes ago, Thakkar said:

“Make the world a better place”

Yeah, he’ll get to that as soon as he first figures out how to work an umbrella.

 

 

Very challenging with an IQ score in the lower double digits...

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And today a business meeting with the PM...

 

What is the purpose of a business meeting with someone who finishes at the end of the week, and no idea who is to replace them other than saying "Goodby, Nice knowing you".

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58 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said:

Oh I believe the footman would have been outfitted with a suit which fitted, and correct length  trousers 

I am surprised he doesn't have a bow-tie wider than his shoulders!

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6 hours ago, colinneil said:

Clearly you have no idea regarding our Queen !!

It is a well known fact, she never carries money.   DOH.

Hmm,...but money carries her,....face..

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3 hours ago, ParadiseLost said:

I am surprised he doesn't have a bow-tie wider than his shoulders!

 

 It,s under his wig mate, along with a satelite dish . 

  Classified info,  please do not repeat .. 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Basil B said:

And today a business meeting with the PM...

 

What is the purpose of a business meeting with someone who finishes at the end of the week, and no idea who is to replace them other than saying "Goodby, Nice knowing you".

 

 Then we will , have all the  praises bestowed on madam maybe , 

 What a brave face she has out on, facing an impossible task , and it still is.

 A gong is waiting , and a seat in the house of lords,

along with the class outfit.  Enjoy your golden pension.

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, webfact said:

The bond between our nations was forever sealed in that great crusade," Trump said in a speech at the lavish banquet in his honour at Buckingham Palace.

The use of the word "Crusade" was quite interesting 

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14 hours ago, webfact said:

"Great love all around. Also, big Trade Deal is possible once UK gets rid of the shackles. Already starting to talk!"

The UK needs to get out the E.U and get those trade deals with the USA signed quickly, before Donald leaves office 

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9 minutes ago, sanemax said:

That was when she was a little girl and before the Nazis came to power and it wasnt a show of support for Nazism 

OK. If you say so Sanemax. Plenty of other stuff if you care to research.

 

None so blind as will not see.

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