8 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Comforting to know they are removable for when it becomes compulsory for all long stay aliens to wear them in the future!

These aliens are wearing theirs around their waists - a new ferang fashion statement

9 hours ago, ChipButty said:

KY does the trick

 

9 hours ago, colinneil said:

You talking from personal experience?????

It solved the rumbling noise from the windscreen wiper gearbox on my old Mazda pick up.

 

I hasten to add, it was recommended by my mechanic - I don't normally carry it in the glove box...

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

The R&D involved in altering a novelty golf ball finder to become the GT200 bomb detector must have taken many, many days - well, both days anyway (including the time on the golf course).

source: https://explosivedetectorfrauds.blogspot.com/2013/11/some-more-good-news.html  

But not a single golf ball was smuggled into Thailand while they were being used.

 

More interesting, wasn't it Prayuth that approved the purchase and stood by the effectiveness of them even after they were proven to be fake?

 

"reporters asked “army chief Prayuth Chan-ocha if the GT200 had actually been taken out of service.” The response was an emphatic no. Then the now premier and more than fours years as The Dictator, stated: “I affirm that the device is still effective. Other armed forces are also using it…”.

32 minutes ago, Reigntax said:

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

The R&D involved in altering a novelty golf ball finder to become the GT200 bomb detector must have taken many, many days - well, both days anyway (including the time on the golf course).

source: https://explosivedetectorfrauds.blogspot.com/2013/11/some-more-good-news.html  

But not a single golf ball was smuggled into Thailand while they were being used.

 

More interesting, wasn't it Prayuth that approved the purchase and stood by the effectiveness of them even after they were proven to be fake?

 

"reporters asked “army chief Prayuth Chan-ocha if the GT200 had actually been taken out of service.” The response was an emphatic no. Then the now premier and more than fours years as The Dictator, stated: “I affirm that the device is still effective. Other armed forces are also using it…”.

Edited 24 minutes ago by Reigntax

He said the important thing was it gave a sense of security to the military personnel using the device.

They could obviously find their balls faster with it.

Frankly speaking, does this new humiliating and laughing stock against the Thai authorities, surprise anyone ? ????

Are they going to set up a committee to investigate it? 

11 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The EM device is used to make sure wearers keep to a 10 pm curfew and don't do things like drive vehicles or tamper with witnesses in various cases. 

How does it know if you are driving or a passenger ?

11 hours ago, rooster59 said:

There was better news if the device was placed on the ankle - it could be removed but it would need to be broken creating a signal to that affect to alert the authorities to take action

 

Rubbish. You just cut your foot off and away you go .....duh.

 

A bit slower and straight to a hospital but ......when you've had a few Lao Khaos , not an issue.

3 minutes ago, NE1 said:

12 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The EM device is used to make sure wearers keep to a 10 pm curfew and don't do things like drive vehicles or tamper with witnesses in various cases. 

How does it know if you are driving or a passenger ?

I was more interested in the idea of tampering with witnesses.

Just how many cases do the witnesses have, to allow you to tamper with them?

"Made in Thailand" - 'nuf said.

So has it been already purchased and paid in full or planning to purchase it?

 

you would think officials did some tests prior to making final purchase 

2 hours ago, NE1 said:

How does it know if you are driving or a passenger ?

The speed of movement I am guessing . Not counting steps but the gps movement but yes would not know if driving or passenger unless some pressure censors also fitted

I've used WD 40. ?Please help me, There are some cars approaching, now I can hear people talking, then there's a knock on the door. 

 

Opps, how can you delete a post here, please? ????????????????

 

 

 

   

22 minutes ago, djayz said:

"Made in Thailand" - 'nuf said.

Not all is bad. My wife and son and other great people are/were born here. Made in Thailand. 

15 hours ago, neeray said:

I've always maintained that "lubrication" is the key to happiness.

Nope, if it ain't spit it ain't real sex.

I would suggest to ban all soap items and other lubricants from being imported. Same as they banned 3D-Printers because they could be used to produce weapons. 555- LMAO 

On 8/11/2019 at 9:36 AM, PatOngo said:

Comforting to know they are removable for when it becomes compulsory for all long stay aliens to wear them in the future!

Don't go giving them ideas! Be careful what you wish for!

On 8/11/2019 at 9:40 AM, thequietman said:

For all the good it does, you might as well stick it up yer <deleted> ! ????

Khyber Pass?