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30 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

 

Here you go bud, my mother-in-law's finest. Am I in the gang now?

 

 

 

 

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Well..that was difficult wasn't it?A wok with stir fry eh?After your marvellous experiences in Thailand..for which you berate the rest of us.Have you tried a brexit topic instead?

 

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Just now, voulez vous said:

Hi farangsters - Monsieur Vous here.

 

In a cafe at the moment. making my way to Nancy's area. Really looking forward to seeing her again. I first me her and her twin sister a couple of years ago. She says she has been saving herself for me. That's real nice.

 

Kitten shed a tear when I left her. But; she understands the importance of my work. I'll get to her in a couple of months.

 

Mr Owl sent me some pics today.

 

Evidently Madam Owl went to the croc' buddha today. Very quiet I'm informed. But at least she came back with the special lottery numbers for next Thursday.

 

Mr Owl should be back on track by then.

 

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That's one big crocodile.

 

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Signs saying not to climb into crocodile's mouth.

 

No picture taking too.

 

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Some big logs on the move.

 

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My Owl's daughter Mildred had her fishing rod pulled in last evening. Dad had to strip down to his undies to retrieve it. No pic's however. Real shame!

 

Later.

 

 

 

Perhaps if he didn't get banned every second week or so we might have some continuity, eh?

 

I couldn't give a fig for Ninette,Juliette,Garance*

or Milly the cow...

 

*Garance..from 'Les Enfants du Paradis'-a film (directed by Marcel Carne) much beloved of Asterix and my goodself.

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1 hour ago, Bredbury Blue said:

 

Here you go bud, my mother-in-law's finest. Am I in the gang now?

 

 

 

 

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Not my taste I'm afraid, I do like some Thai food but spicy stuff doesn't agree with me on many levels, for me tonight it's Steak & Kidney pie, mash n peas followed by Rhubarb crumble, a heathen ? Yes I am, but one of the Joy's of living on the Darkside of Pattaya is that I can get almost any food I desire, Thai, Indian, German, Italian, Chinese etc etc, not Issan related I know but part of the natural progression of this thread. ???? 

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14 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

Yep red ant eggs.

 

Posting these pics of red ant dishes, made by my wife (with the ant eggs from the village), especially for Bill Oddie from Rotherham.

 

 

 

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Ah..it's a wok...from the universe of woks.

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No people..streets..sois..houses..dogs ,trees, rice paddies of Isaan?

But you were the one that berated us.....bringing us the glory of your  astounding experiences of Isaan..

Perhaps you would be more comfortable attacking people on..

Brexit threads

Climate denial threads

Covid conspiracy threads

 

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1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:

Perhaps if he didn't get banned every second week or so we might have some continuity, eh?

 

I couldn't give a fig for Ninette, Juliette, Garance*

or Milly the cow...

 

*Garance..from 'Les Enfants du Paradis'-a film (directed by Marcel Carne) much beloved of Asterix and my goodself.

Sorry to hear you are not a fan of our French past-times Monsieur Ody. We are the greatest lovers in the world; and of that we are proud. Also the greatest chefs and wine-makers.

 

When I'm with my ladies I do like them to fill in a questionnaire, and take pictures of them. Sometimes I interview them for the record. But all this is in keeping with my work; so entirely appropriate.

 

But, I'll say no more about these beauties, if it's going to get posters - especially the English - envious.

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26 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

Sorry to hear you are not a fan of our French past-times Monsieur Ody. We are the greatest lovers in the world; and of that we are proud. Also the greatest chefs and wine-makers.

 

When I'm with my ladies I do like them to fill in a questionnaire, and take pictures of them. Sometimes I interview them for the record. But all this is in keeping with my work; so entirely appropriate.

 

But, I'll say no more about these beauties, if it's going to get posters - especially the English - envious.

Monsieur Vol a Vent

You are becoming a bit of a bore..

Not your fault of course but your appearance does not appear to be voluntary...rather like that you are posting "in parenthesis" and as everyone knows a lacunae is merely a blank space...a gap..

 

Anyway..did you like the film of the French poilus or the mention of one of the greatest films ever made in the last century?

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2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:
3 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:

Well...he's in that kind of brace thing...I imagine that it would be quite painful..but I wish he was still posting as II liked his "bon mots"-that's one for Monsieur Vol au Vent or P.C Wren or the usual hellhounds of the Legion..????

'his bon mots'?

Fir

 

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Can I have a pint of what you've been drinking?

Hot chocolate milk-Cadbury's Bourneville cocoa to be precise.????

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1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:

Anyway..did you like the film of the French poilus or the mention of one of the greatest films ever made in the last century?

Yes! Thank you Monsieur Ody.

 

1 hour ago, Odysseus123 said:

Monsieur Vol a Vent

You are becoming a bit of a bore..

 

I've taken your venom on board and will not mention us French being the world's greatest lovers again; ever.

 

Sorry.

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57 minutes ago, voulez vous said:

I've taken your venom on board and will not mention us French being the world's greatest lovers again; ever.

 

Venom?

Are you referring to the British jet fighter?

 

Have a chat to your friend  Baron Owl of Snodburycaster. as none of us are going to put up with this forever...

 

And tell the klutzes from the Brexit/covid/climate change threads to wrack off....if brains were dynamite they couldn't even blow their own noses..

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4 hours ago, voulez vous said:

My Owl's daughter Mildred had her fishing rod pulled in last evening. Dad had to strip down to his undies to retrieve it. No pic's however. Real shame!

If there were any pictures posted by Owl following his return to the fold, I could envisage a lifetime ban, the way things have been going for him recently.

Mind you, BrIan Rix seemed to get away it.

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8 minutes ago, Leaver said:

 

The Thai boy in this photo has that look in his eyes that says, "when I grow up I will be a taxi driver and I will charge farang 500 baht for a 1 km journey, because I can." ????  

 

Let's hope he doesn't end up a police officer.  ????

Yes..a certain steely glint in the eye gives the game away.I believe that the uncle wants him to have a jolly career in the RTP-the sky's the limit so they say...

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13 hours ago, Odysseus123 said:

Venom?

Are you referring to the British jet fighter?

 

Have a chat to your friend  Baron Owl of Snodburycaster. as none of us are going to put up with this forever...

 

And tell the klutzes from the Brexit/covid/climate change threads to wrack off....if brains were dynamite they couldn't even blow their own noses..

Could have sworn I was on Owl"s 'Diary of a farang in Isaan' and not 'The World according to some bloke called Oddy'. Mate, this a TV thread, all are welcome, stop trying to make it exclusive to you and one or two others.

 

Ps. If you thought I was going to spend more than 2 seconds finding a photo to satisfy you...get real ????

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Late yesterday afternoon, thunder, lightening & very strong winds, but only had around 5 minutes of rain.

It was so refreshing.

 

 During the night a couple of loud thunderclaps, & this morning the ground is a bit wet. Bit windy now.

 

How's the weather in France M'sieur Vous?

 

 

 

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46 minutes ago, Bredbury Blue said:

Could have sworn I was on Owl"s 'Diary of a farang in Isaan' and not 'The World according to some bloke called Oddy'. Mate, this a TV thread, all are welcome, stop trying to make it exclusive to you and one or two others.

 

Ps. If you thought I was going to spend more than 2 seconds finding a photo to satisfy you...get real ????

I think that you should re-examine your own behaviour when you flounced back onto the thread,no?

I could not care less how many seconds you spent looking for a photo...

People have been welcome here for the last 108 pages..and I am very sure that they will remain welcome for another 108.

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1 hour ago, faraday said:

Late yesterday afternoon, thunder, lightening & very strong winds, but only had around 5 minutes of rain.

It was so refreshing.

 

 During the night a couple of loud thunderclaps, & this morning the ground is a bit wet. Bit windy now.

 

How's the weather in France M'sieur Vous?

 

 

 

The rain in Spain falls mainly in Isaan where Faraday lives!Nice and sunny here I think but it's a bit hard to tell lately with all the haze!

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