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1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

Can I steal that to use as my epitaph?

By all means Sir! It'll cost you a like though!

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and on the subject of elections ....

 

Governments 

 

They are duly elected

By the people of the nation

They promise everything

Except inflation

 

Vote for me

And your troubles will be forgotten

The outside looks so nice

But the core is rotten!

 

A politician’s lot

Is a cushy one

Running up expenses

Till all the funds are done

 

I have a manifesto

I’d like you all to see

It’s really quite simple

Everything is free!

 

But could it be that easy

To make everyone so happy

Put your cross in my box

There’s a good chappie!

 

They promise you the earth

When elections come around

But when there’s a problem

They’re nowhere to be found!

 

Capitalism rules

So they’d have you believe

It’d probably work

If they didn’t all thieve

 

The Tories or Labour

It really doesn’t matter

The poor get poorer

And the rich get fatter

 

 

It’s all about control

Take away the border

We’re moving towards

A New World Order

 

Terrorists terrorise

Hoping to go to heaven

It’s strange I think

They weren’t at Nine eleven

 

Bad guys with cutters

Or so we’re told

Caused the twin towers

To literally fold!

 

I find it amazing

That most believe it’s true

The lies that were told

By George W

 

 

 

The US sheep are proud

They are defenders of the free

The leaders of these folks

Should be hung from a tree!

 

The <deleted> that we’re fed

By their propagandist geeks

Was nicely revealed

By good old Wikileaks

 

So if you want the truth

About what’s going down

Open your eyes

The next time you’re in town

 

The cops are not about

And what does that prove?

It shows that the cameras

Have got your every move!

 

 

 

Face recognition

And retina scans

Are all just a part

Of their evil little plans!

 

They’re killing us slowly

And if you wonder why

Look up for a moment

At the chemtrails in the sky

 

Why would they do that?

I hear you mention

Well one reason is

They want your old age pension

 

If you die early

After years of paying in

The fat cats are happy

Cos it’s win win win!

 

 

 

How can we stop it?

Is it too late?

For the answer to that one

You’ll just have to wait

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, canuckamuck said:

So I don't don't know what this thread is about. I suppose it is an opportunity for self promotion, which is great but I have no heart for it. It is easier to promote others, and there a bunch of members in the running this year that I really like. But I do think if I had to choose I would support NCC1701A. On the basis of three things. He has sense of humor, He has a strong resemblance to Keifer Sutherland, the Star Trek reference, and the fact his informational posts have very low <deleted> content. Although this last fact is negated by the BS expounded he waxes on about concerning his amorous conquests. Which leads me to believe there is some compensating going on. But who am I to judge?

I am a misanthropic, conservative, and anachronistic, old soul. I am only here to bemoan the better days gone before and to tut tut all of the progressive nonsense as the climax of humanity is decades behind us now. 

So vote NC... Less BS and an actual person.

You are indeed, a fine specimen Sir!

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2 minutes ago, Yinn said:

I underline why I will vote for you win.

 

Uncle NCC for semi final again. He funny and positive. 

 

Not vote for sipi!

Thank you Yinn.????

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3 minutes ago, sipi said:

If I get just 1 vote I have to take my wife to dinner. 

Do Not vote for SiPi

Villagefarang for POTY. 

I might just be the one who does that, after all, living with you should be rewarded.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I might just be the one who does that, after all, living with you should be rewarded.

20 baht of sticky rice,  50 baht of som tum and some BBQ chicken tails will do. 

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3 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

you forgot about my motorcycle. it not small. 650cc so good size.   

It's a nice feeling to have something substantial throbbing between your legs .......

Posted
1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

thank you so much for this endorsement of my candidacy. 

 

Vote for NCC1701A for POTY. A man of vision. A man of vast experience.  

don't forget the modesty ......

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Posted
13 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

A man of vision - Is that good or bad vision? I hope you're not inferring he might need spectacles?

The world is waiting for Bluesofa's manifesto .......

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2 minutes ago, geronimo said:
16 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

A man of vision - Is that good or bad vision? I hope you're not inferring you might need spectacles?

The world is waiting for Bluesofa's manifesto .......

Wait on. My vision is fine.

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1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

Wait on. My vision is fine.

That has to be the highest post-to-like ratio ever!!!!!

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Vote for Worgeordie, you know it makes sense.

the simple message might work against all the

hyperbole been posted.

regards Worgordie

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Posted
11 minutes ago, poohy said:

Bit like watching the second half of Wolves last night !

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Your lucky,you should try been a Newcastle United supporter,bad for your heart.

regards Worgeordie

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9 minutes ago, Assurancetourix said:

English is not my native language , some posts literally pass me very high above the head;

That may be but your posts are easy to read and understand.  Well done!

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On 11/27/2019 at 3:05 PM, NCC1701A said:

that was fast. you have some sort of high speed database. :clap2:

He probably tineyed it, or whatever it is the kids/oldsters use these days.

 

I nominate myself, purely to get destroyed. And while I am not seriously trying to win (even if I was, I don't stand a chance), the whole posting semi nude chicks to gain likes shouldn't count.

 

That being said, the 2nd one posted by Yinn = a lot hotter than Tara Yazdi. Name the babe, please, for research purposes of course.

 

Yinn's election campaign promises are the best so far. It's everything most of you guys ever wished for, or would've wished for in the future, if she/he/it hadn't come up with it first.

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11 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Given Bluesofa's comedy track history on TV it should be a "Joke" and well presented and received!

I missed out the word "good" before "joke" above!

My apologies to Bluesofa!

 

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