Guy Walks Into A Bar

A guy walks into a bar orders a pint and sits down at a tabel to enjoy it.

On the table are a bowl of peanuts and a bowl of crisps. He takes a sip of his pint and then hears small voices coming from the bowl of crisps.

"Oooo what a hansdsome man you are Sir, and what a lovely suit you are wearing"" A little bewildered he carries on enjoying his pint when he hears a soft voice eminating from his bowl of peanuts. " Oooo do you work out Sir as we can all see you have a very muscular body"

Now the drinker is getting a little aggitaed but nevertheless carries on with his pint.

Then he hears a harsh voice comong from the Jukebox. " You B###stard come in here dressed like a poof , and tell me you <deleted> when was the last time you had a bath, you stinky little git. Why dont you just F##k off and go someplace else instead of making me suffer your obnoxious smells, and that haircut , what a joke, did you go to combeover school to learn how to do that? you arseh#le"

Now the drinker is very upset by what the juskebox has said and rises to his feet to go to the bar to recount what has happened to the landlord.

The Landlord listens to him and casualy replies.

Oh I am sorry Sir, the Peanuts and crisps are complementary but the Juke Box is OUT OF ORDER