Former Bond Girl Britt Ekland SLAMS decision to make 007 a father

By ROXY SIMONS and REBECCA DAVISON

 

Unhappy: Former Bond Girl Britt Ekland SLAMMED the decision to make 007 a father as she claimed it 'ruins the fantasy' because the iconic spy should be 'untouchable'

 

It's been reported that James Bond, played by Daniel Craig, will have a five-year-old daughter in the upcoming film, No Time To Die. 

 

And Former Bond Girl Britt Ekland claimed on Tuesday's edition of Good Morning Britain that she doesn't think 007 should be a father, as he should be 'a fantasy' and 'untouchable'.

 

The actress, 77, appeared in The Man With The Golden Gun opposite Roger Moore's iteration of the iconic spy in 1974, and said she didn't agree with the decision as 'everyone wants to be' him.

 

Britt explained: 'Well, I think that Bond should probably be a little more untouchable. He's a fantasy, Bond. Everyone wants to be Bond.'

 

Full Story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8401805/Former-Bond-Girl-Britt-Ekland-SLAMS-decision-make-007-father.html

Blimey, she's aged. 

Just now, stouricks said:

Blimey, she's aged. 

She's 77.... you didn't expect her to still look like Mary Goodnight do you? - I mean, its a real shame she doesn't.

 

More on topic - the modernization of bond is emasculating, he'll be doing the bloody ironing and washing up next !!!!

While fatherhood itself is hardly emasculating the modernization of the character is most certainly heading that way.

Sure, cast Idris Elba in that roll - he can carry off the suave masculinity of a bond character... but lets not completely alter the character of a fictional icon.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

She's 77.... you didn't expect her to still look like Mary Goodnight do you? - I mean, its a real shame she doesn't.

 

More on topic - the modernization of bond is emasculating, he'll be doing the bloody ironing and washing up next !!!!

While fatherhood itself is hardly emasculating the modernization of the character is most certainly heading that way.

Sure, cast Idris Elba in that roll - he can carry off the suave masculinity of a bond character... but lets not completely alter the character of a fictional icon.

 

 

 

 

Preferred her dancing in The Wicker Man.  Mmmmmm

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

Edited June 9, 20206 yr by OneMoreFarang

Oliver Reed should have been Bond. Would have been great.

 

Too late now.

 

How about Vinny Jones?

I reckon the Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, would have done the job proud... but then so could have Jon Pertwee - considering he was a ww2 Intelligence fella! 

 

 

still - 007 could just have as easily become a 'mother'!

Next they will be casting a woman in the role. PC gone mad.

4 hours ago, phetphet said:

Next they will be casting a woman in the role. PC gone mad.

 

CoughDoctorWhocough

 

9 hours ago, stouricks said:

Blimey, she's aged. 

Watch Series 4 of The Real Marigold Hotel. Britt Ekland is in it and she hasn't lost any of her charm.

She's still handing out photos of her in The Man With The Golden Gun to people in India.

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Watch Series 4 of The Real Marigold Hotel. Britt Ekland is in it and she hasn't lost any of her charm.

She's still handing out photos of her in The Man With The Golden Gun to people in India.

Isn't that classed as false advertising?    PML

Bond having a family makes him more vunerable to those dastardly villians.

 

2 hours ago, car720 said:

In the world of a woman's woman it is passe to be a woman's man.  A man is after all no different today than a handbag.  Show it off when you are out and about and hang it on the door and forget it when you get home.

No. He has to go to work to make a lot of money. And he obviously must show gratitude that she accept that money and let him touch her from time to time.

 

 

14 hours ago, stouricks said:

Preferred her dancing in The Wicker Man.  Mmmmmm

That is how I remember her , and that tune is still in my mind when she was slapping the wall.

A True Britt.

14 hours ago, owl sees all said:

Oliver Reed should have been Bond. Would have been great.

 

Too late now.

 

How about Vinny Jones?

Yes but Bond liked a Martini shaken not stirred. Olly like 10 pints of bitter.

On 6/9/2020 at 5:26 AM, OneMoreFarang said:

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

 

Be careful what you wish for. 

 

 

Edited June 10, 20206 yr by Denim

5 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Watch Series 4 of The Real Marigold Hotel. Britt Ekland is in it and she hasn't lost any of her charm.

She's still handing out photos of her in The Man With The Golden Gun to people in India.

Had a lot of plastic surgery hasnt she .lol

3 hours ago, stouricks said:

5 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Watch Series 4 of The Real Marigold Hotel. Britt Ekland is in it and she hasn't lost any of her charm.

She's still handing out photos of her in The Man With The Golden Gun to people in India.

Isn't that classed as false advertising?    PML

I'm not sure if it had a 'letch by date' at the bottom (so to speak)

16 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

You missed to say his religion. 

15 hours ago, phetphet said:

Next they will be casting a woman in the role. PC gone mad.

 

I hear Thailand is pretty good at performing sex change operations. So perhaps, in a future installment, Bond is sent to Thailand to crack an international (something) ring, is captured, and well, you can imagine the rest....

 

16 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

Probably also could have him in a wheelchair but he likes to break dance.

Well, at least she didn't enable Rod Stewart to become a father, some credit where credit is due.

 

IMO Oliver Reed would have been a good Bond villain.  But not someone freakish, he didn't need that, just a guy who is obnoxious and vile, sort of like the Goldfinger character.

 

It's only a matter of time before Bond is portrayed as an enby (non-binary gender designation), maybe played by Tig Notaro or Eddie Redmayne.  They already did something like that in the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy version of a few years ago, the tough guy skirt chaser agent was turned into a bisexual who wept when his boyfriend moved out.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm old.

 

 

1 hour ago, sead said:

You missed to say his religion. 

"pastafarian"

17 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

Gold.  Can't wait for the Prius car chase scene.

3 hours ago, toofarnorth said:

That is how I remember her , and that tune is still in my mind when she was slapping the wall.

A True Britt.

A true slapper!

18 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think the next agent should be a mixture of Asian, Black, White and maybe Red. He should be a pastafarian with at least two wives and also a trans boyfriend. He should be fat, multi-national and maybe a fan of a K-Pop.

That should cover a lot of whatever he should be for whatever market.

But please call him also anything else but James Bond 007. Because 007 fans won't care about such a PC person.

P.S.: I almost forgot: He must obviously also support Me2.

 

Sex change for 007?

20 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Sure, cast Idris Elba in that roll - he can carry off the suave masculinity of a bond character... but lets not completely alter the character of a fictional icon.

No way!! He is not a good Bond persona figure. Too much SJW about him.

20 hours ago, stouricks said:

Preferred her dancing in The Wicker Man.  Mmmmmm

 

She was hot in Get Carter with her phone sex!

29 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

No way!! He is not a good Bond persona figure. Too much SJW about him.

What's SJW please? 

2 hours ago, chilli42 said:

Sex change for 007?

Are we still allowed to laugh about such a comment in this PC world?