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Red, Kayo? Who's Red? Gedaeng me, gedaeng me, just take a rope and hang me. Good morning, Vietnam!

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Welcome to Bedders, qwertz. Having made your appearance this evening, all I can say is : What bluddy kept you? :o You've got more posts than me, for goodness' sake! Obviously another graduate of the "Jet Gorgon school of Posting" :D

You've already had your orientation tour, so enjoy yourself. Basket weaving's on a Thursday, this week. Bring wine for Jet, chocs (decent, mind) for MiG & crayons for me. I like the pretty colours. The guys are usually satisfied with the latest issue of Penthouse (although Jai Dee & Wolfie will make sure all pink bits are blacked out). Now go & introduce yourself, here

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=101950 . :D

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All right, all right, here come da judge.

So when are the bible classes and needlepoint courses I was promised?

And what's this nonsense about no beer or sex?

Is there nothing in this forum for reprobates?

I've introduced myself formally now so the only question left is - when do we party and where?

BTW, Rain, I hope you've not been taken in by Bendix's smooth line; he runs that number on all the girls.

Sincere guys like me never get noticed.

am I gonna welcome qwerty? hmmm but he got here before me ...wheres my welcome huh huh qwerty :D

ok...I guess I could pretend to say something nice...after all...he may have access to some Milka and Ritter Sport and even some Sarotti....

ello Qwertz :o and welcome :D

Gwertz squirtz. welcome. Ever sing that boy scout campfire song?

Do your balls hang low

do they wobble to and fro

can you tie em in a knot

can you tie em in a bow

can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier

do your balls hang low?

I dub thee, Squirty.

Oh..

A secret forum.

HOw very..

.....sneaky. :o

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Having just read the rules for the forum (yes, i actually read them) im a little perturbed by the looseness of rules. I havent yet delved into the posts here, as im rather worried as to what i may find. I hold you all in such high esteem and im concerned you may lose your glossy exteriors. To discover that TV forum has a secret section is a bit like finding out Santa isnt real and that your parents may still be having an active sex life (albeit maybe not with each other). Im not sure im mentally prepared for this....

lol hi eek..welcome to the place.

i dont know if its worthy of any secrecy though :D all the boys do is show off their semi porn collection....and talk about who can drink more beer, and something about going rabbit hunting :o

and the girls?? hmmmm we have our own secret signals sent by telepathy anyway....so this secret forum is kinda redundant :D but I still come here cos every now and then people let their guards down and I can steal their chocolates :D

enjoy :D

Welcome. Eek! Read through this thread for more info. Everything you don't need or want to know is here.

Ello Mig and Eek and thank you Jet for not rounding on me too savagely for my multiple posts.

I have a low pain threshold.

It's just that I've been in a diligently productive communication mood these last few days.

I'll make it all up to you soon with a portrait of the real me (clothed).

BTW, I kinda like the name Squirty, it conjures up visions of days gone by. :o

Ello too Squirty, and ty Mig and JG.

I was poised for the infamous JG to eat me up and spit me out. Maybe you're kinder to us ladies. If so, PHEW! :o

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As the thread title says, welcome, welcome one and all!

Ello too Squirty, and ty Mig and JG.

I was poised for the infamous JG to eat me up and spit me out. Maybe you're kinder to us ladies. If so, PHEW! :o

Ah. Now, then I would be branded a sexist. The files are pretty thin on you, Eekie. Scavenger hunting in the Ladies forum is about all; anything else, Miggy, NR? Mind, with an av like that, there must be some dementia from twisted sisters in there somehwere. As I have just feasted on new baby potatoes slathered in butter with garden chives and parsley and a sprinkle of salt, a bowl of baby beet root also slathered in butter and salt spray, and all topped off with a piece of Lindt dark chocolate, I have just poured myself a glass of iced chablis and am ready to perform my indoctra duties.

You have read every post here and on Been Done Yet, correct? (No, is not an option.) NR was thinking of creating some new classes, so you are in charge of collecting all the fur shed from Tiggy, Limpy, Squeegee, Lanny, Sbk (not that she ever sheds much), and Mobi (collect anything that resembles fallen protein particles from Kayo's cell). You will card and weave these into materials for porkpie hats that you will also make. You must also collect any moulted feathers from Cawbie and Grover for hatband accessories.

Squirty is happy with his name, which means he has truly lost the plot. He can spray the windows for Squeegee to squeegee.

For you, little pink performer. Let's see, itty bitty dancing kitty. Eek is now ordained as Bedlam's IttyBitty.

Welcome, IttyBitty. Itty. Bitty. (Did I say polka-dot bikini anywhere in that line, FS? No, I did not. Mind outta the gutter now.)

OY, ya, and you have to memorise the RULES.

Was I thinking of starting new classes? Was I drunk when I said that? Was it within the first hour of me imbibing my meds? You know I can't be relied on to remember anything I say under the influence, Jettie! Did I say I'd teach them, too? Yikes! Well, yeah, Eek, in that case, you'd better start collecting the art supplies, then...:o

BTW, Welcome! Jettie's a pussycat unless she gets her tresses in a tiz. Keep her supplied with nice glasses of wine & take her a couple of my dogs to stroke a couple of times a day & she remains relatively stress free. :D

How did you find us? Was it mine & Thaddy's comments on Farang Pub? :D

How did you find us? Was it mine & Thaddy's comments on Farang Pub? :D

I sent Bitty a PM as soon as she crashed through the 500 barrier. I thought that she would make a good 47er. I think I was right :o

I'm still laughing at the shopping trolley picture :D

Yes, im afaid i was too dim-witted to take the bate and needed a direct pm, kindly supplied by the little red devil above. Rather appropriate, i thought, having a devil invite me to Bedlam.

Anyway..looks like I have some work to be getting on with...

Plot? Rules? <deleted>?

Have I joined a knitting circle here?

I broke out of general forum 'cos I was told there'd be rough stuff and talking dirty and raunchy pictures here.

What do I find?

Jet simpering over her gastronomic excesses!

Bunch of pussies!

Hi NR, MiG, weather's <deleted> here, I'm bored, anyone wanna talk dirty?

That's a grand plan! Squirt can start a knitting club, pearling away to make booties and mittens for the less fortunate children in the tropics. Maybe we can tack on crocheting classes.

I do not simper, I extoll the virtues of fine food you skinny ham-strung, bow-legged rodent.

Talk dirty? Sure, misplace commas, dangle modifiers, split infinitives...happens all the time here. Knock yerself out.

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Plot? Rules? <deleted>?

Have I joined a knitting circle here?

I broke out of general forum 'cos I was told there'd be rough stuff and talking dirty and raunchy pictures here.

What do I find?

Jet simpering over her gastronomic excesses!

Bunch of pussies!

Hi NR, MiG, weather's <deleted> here, I'm bored, anyone wanna talk dirty?

Less of the bunch of pussies pal, or you'll have this here big pussycat on your back!

Bunch of pussies indeed!

Rather appropriate, i thought, having a devil invite me to Bedlam.

Anyway..looks like I have some work to be getting on with...

Hey... I'm not that bad... just very badly animated :o

Few posters in the main forum stand out from the rest, the ones that do are usually old hands and already capable of posting in this secret forum. Some choose not to, up to them :D ...some are more concerned about the politics of Thailand and to stray more than a click away would be sacrosanct.

Every now and again a bright spot appears on the radar.

Welcome eek.... from now on known as Bitty (but only in here)

That's a grand plan! Squirt can start a knitting club, pearling away to make booties and mittens for the less fortunate children in the tropics. Maybe we can tack on crocheting classes.

I do not simper, I extoll the virtues of fine food you skinny ham-strung, bow-legged rodent.

Talk dirty? Sure, misplace commas, dangle modifiers, split infinitives...happens all the time here. Knock yerself out.

At last, recognition.

Such bliss! :o

Blizz hasn't reported much these last few weeks.

Exhausted his vocabulary perhaps?

The one with a chip on thou shoulder is back today

hey I dont think we welcomed Mark here? perhaps he got here before I did :o

welcome anyway....

I also welcome Jet :D

I did get a welcome many thanks!

Gimme a W gimme a E gimme a H gimme a O..........

Its WEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOO

Welcome weho if you've found here yet!

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hey I dont think we welcomed Mark here? perhaps he got here before I did :o

welcome anyway....

I also welcome Jet :D

Can I have a welcome too?

hey I dont think we welcomed Mark here? perhaps he got here before I did :o

welcome anyway....

I also welcome Jet :D

Can I have a welcome too?

No. But you can have a cuddle.

Markr. I gotta do Markr. The roster is so full these days. I'm gonna need some time to think about a wet t-shirt contest.

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hey I dont think we welcomed Mark here? perhaps he got here before I did :o

welcome anyway....

I also welcome Jet :D

Can I have a welcome too?

No. But you can have a cuddle.

Markr. I gotta do Markr. The roster is so full these days. I'm gonna need some time to think about a wet t-shirt contest.

A cuddle sounds good to me. And a wet t-shirt contest?!? I can hardly wait. Are you a contestant?

I know Weho has his own thread, but we should welcome here here. Wilkommen, Weho.

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