New Zealand man found asleep, drunk under tree

[webfact]

Photo: Eakkapop Thongtub

 

By Eakkapop Thongtub

 

PHUKET: A New Zealand man was taken into care after he was found lying under a tree beside a small street in Srisoonthorn last night (May 9).

 

Lt Col Winai Yokprom, Deputy Commander of the Thalang Police, was notified of the man’s situation at about 9pm.

 

Officers from the Thalang Police along with a medical team from Thalang Hospital arrived at the scene, Soi Baan Nai Khlam in Moo 1, Srisoonthorn, to find the man wearing a blue T-shirt and black pants, asleep in long grass under the tree.

 

Full story: https://www.thephuketnews.com/new-zealand-man-found-asleep-drunk-under-tree-79956.php

 

 

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[Surelynot]

31 minutes ago, webfact said:

wearing a blue T-shirt and black pants

Critical piece of news.

[Brierley]

Sleeping under trees is a profession reserved for native Thai's.

[Whale]

jeez, if the Phuket News fit a webcam in my living room they will have 100s of stories. Me, the girlfriend, the kids, the maid, the dogs, the cat, we are all serial "offenders".

[colinneil]

Sad innit, you had a bit much to drink, find a nice comfy spot under a tree to rest/ sober up, and them damned interfering plod come along and mess it up.????

[robblok]

Just now, Whale said:

jeez, if the Phuket News fit a webcam in my living room they will have 100s of stories. Me, the girlfriend, the kids, the maid, the dogs, the cat, we are all serial "offenders".

I am sure only difference is that this guy was suspected of a hit and run before he went to sleep under the tree. Maybe wanted to lower the alcohol levels before confronting the police ?

 

(sometimes it pays to read the whole story)

[robblok]

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

Sad innit, you had a bit much to drink, find a nice comfy spot under a tree to rest/ sober up, and them damned interfering plod come along and mess it up.????

Read the whole story, guy was suspected of a hit and run.

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, Whale said:

jeez, if the Phuket News fit a webcam in my living room they will have 100s of stories. Me, the girlfriend, the kids, the maid, the dogs, the cat, we are all serial "offenders".

Sound like it could be 'serial' as in soap-opera.

[Surelynot]

3 minutes ago, robblok said:

I am sure only difference is that this guy was suspected of a hit and run before he went to sleep under the tree. Maybe wanted to lower the alcohol levels before confronting the police ?

 

(sometimes it pays to read the whole story)

Only sometimes....555

[mfd101]

And he wasn't even an Aussie!

[Surelynot]

Just now, mfd101 said:

And he wasn't even an Aussie!

He was next tree down......

[holy cow cm]

He did a drunk on motorcycle hit an run. I bet the million mosquito bites he got doesn't feel good. 

[Ventenio]

I saw a falang sit down a few hours ago.  NOT on a chair!!!  I almost called the police, as the Thais must know these falangs are like loose wild animals!!!  to the zoo!!!!!

 

This guy should be deported, fined, jailed, gulag..........gives us all a bad name!!!

 

Let me get to my point........This is news and paints the falangs in a BAD way for a reason.  PATTERN.  Red flag.   Seeding the minds.   Creating a story.  

 

If you are reading this and not in prison, I suggest checking plane fights.   

 

you have been warned.  If you walk slow, you might be next!!!!!!  

[cyril sneer]

he was lucky to be found wearing a face mask

[Surelynot]

Just now, cyril sneer said:

he was lucky to be found wearing a face mask

Law abiding citizen in all other respects.......just being drunk, hit and run and leaving the scene where he fell down.

[colinneil]

28 minutes ago, robblok said:

Read the whole story, guy was suspected of a hit and run.

Lighten up will ya, can you not see that someone is joking?

 

[Rampant Rabbit]

41 minutes ago, Brierley said:

Sleeping under trees is a profession reserved for native Thai's.

I  don't   think a tree  is  necessary.

[robblok]

16 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Lighten up will ya, can you not see that someone is joking?

 

I can only your joke was based on you not taking into account the fact that he had done an hit and run. Many people are so lazy they don't even read the full article. I just assumed you were one of them as you did not mention the hit and run.

[club]

44 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Would have been an idea to have slipped that piece of info' on the hit and run into the post.........555

LOL You would think

[KannikaP]

41 minutes ago, robblok said:

I can only your joke was based on you not taking into account...................

You can only WHAT that Colin's joke was based on a quick read of the post? LOL   Guess, surmise, think...

Edited May 10, 2021 by KannikaP

[metisdead]

Troll posts and the trolling replies have been removed. 

[Whale]

1 hour ago, robblok said:

(sometimes it pays to read the whole story)

You are right, I am guilty of what I normally accuse others of.

 

My apologies to all.

[Justgrazing]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

 

PHUKET: A New Zealand man was taken into care after he was found lying under a tree beside a small street in Srisoonthorn last night

 

Leaf it out .. are plod branching into a care service now ..

[Surelynot]

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

 

Leaf it out .. are plod branching into a care service now ..

Only after a root and branch review.........poor guy was trying to make a trunk call when they nabbed him.....then he twigged the game was up.

[Justgrazing]

3 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Only after a root and branch review.........poor guy was trying to make a trunk call when they nabbed him.....then he twigged the game was up.

 

that wood be my luck as well .. 

 

[Surelynot]

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

 

that wood be my luck as well .. 

 

Damn....missed that one......what a sap.

[Justgrazing]

8 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Damn....missed that one......what a sap.

 

I Saw that but its OaK you should be Pine 

[Surelynot]

5 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

 

I Saw that but its OaK you should be Pine 

Getting gnarled and twisted that I missed those....some old chestnuts coming out though.......feel all knotted up inside, what a plank.......555

Edited May 10, 2021 by Surelynot

[Justgrazing]

2 minutes ago, Surelynot said:

Getting gnarled and twisted...... now I missed those....some old chestnuts coming out.......feel all knotted up, what a plank.......555

 

Sounds like yew need a root and branch review but keep your woodpecker up all the frame ..  

[billd766]

2 hours ago, robblok said:

I am sure only difference is that this guy was suspected of a hit and run before he went to sleep under the tree. Maybe wanted to lower the alcohol levels before confronting the police ?

 

(sometimes it pays to read the whole story)

quote from the OP link and yes, I did read the whole story.

 

"As of last night officers had yet to confirm why the man was sleeping under the tree, but local residents reported that before he was found the man was riding a motorbike and had struck a car at a U-turn point nearby. He had allegedly fled the scene, and was later found asleep under the tree."

 

The key phrase here is  "He had allegedly fled the scene".

 

Nothing reported by the police that they had found a motorbike or any damaged vehicle, (or even if they looked for one)