Americans Told to Stop Kissing Chickens

[Damrongsak]

5 hours ago, Oxx said:

 

Your neighbour has more than one cock? That's pretty freakish anatomically speaking.  (That said, Stacy Brown's got two.)

 

I'm also reminded of the BBC TV sporting commentator Harry Carpenter who, after the Oxford v. Cambridge boat race in 1977 said:

 

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

I once worked for a subsidiary of Dowty, a UK company.  Bruce Brain and Colin Cox were a couple of the higher-ups, and there was another Cox fellow.  We always said that management had more Cox than Brains.

 

The company founder, Sir George Dowty, was an aeronautical engineer and inventor. One of his less successful inventions was spectacles for chickens.

[ballpoint]

Well, now we know why the chicken crossed the road.

[faraday]

Thought that the chicken spectacles was one of those useless inventions, that didn't go anywhere.

 

I wuz wrong!

 

 

[VBF]

14 hours ago, colinneil said:

Is this a yolk? People kissing chickens.????

Mind you there is a loony in government here who kisses frogs.????????

There is a loony in a European Government who does that too.....  ????????

 

[Oxx]

And the Dutch government has its own Tiny Kox.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

[VBF]

Just now, Oxx said:

And the Dutch government has its own Tiny Kox.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

Does that save putting a finger in a dyke?