Picture: Channel 7

 

A Thai man aged 38 was obliged to go to his mum after he was unable to get a padlock off his sexual organ.

 

Mum said it had now been a week and there was considerable swelling - better call the rescue foundation.

 

They were contacted and took the man to Lerdsin Hospital in Bang Rak in Bangkok.

 

There the surgeons took the matter in hand and after some anesthetic 

was applied brought out the tool (the cutting equipment, that is).

 

Soon the padlock was removed as well as what looked like a nut on his finger. 

 

The man's plight made national Channel 7 news though his identity was thankfully not revealed. 

 

"I need to take a deep breath," said the lady presenter before imparting the news. "Do people really do this?"

 

The male presenters intimated that it was not unheard of but remained largely non-committal. 

 

"Must have been tricky to get it off," added the lady without further explanation. 

 

They all agreed to disagree on what had actually transpired to cause the man to do this but were united in understanding his embarrassment and warning others not to try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. 

 

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5 minutes ago, webfact said:

what looked like a nut on his finger. 

That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts.

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

Perhaps his wife or GF put it on there to stop him playing away.

 

Thailand, the C-hubb of chastity belts.

Thai suicide attempt that failed...

Oh come on.

We have all been there.

Get the lock off my cock.....but leave the swelling.

regards Worgeordie

46 minutes ago, webfact said:

Soon the padlock was removed as well as what looked like a nut on his finger. 

 

Not only a nut on his finger, or lock on his tackle, the 1 they forgot about was the nut job himself, weird man or what?

Even makes NCCs antics look normal.????????

Edited July 17, 20214 yr by colinneil

8 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

Oh come on.

We have all been there.

I am still there,???????????????? got a plastic tube in mine.

Guy I used to work with had a vasectomy. After a couple of days his sack swelled up like a grapefruit.

Went to the hospital and the doctor took one look and said "Right we better get the swelling down on that".

My friend looked at him and honestly said "Can you not just make the rest of it match?".

If this is what the new lockdown is going to be like,  I'm outa here.

If you are going to <deleted> a lock use plenty of lube , or graphite for small ones.

1 minute ago, toofarnorth said:

If you are going to <deleted> a lock use plenty of lube , or graphite for small ones.

There speaks the voice of experience?

3 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

My dad got one too..remember coning home to see him with a pack of peas on it........cant say Ive eaten peas since..........

What was the 1 pre war I think where a lady singer got banned by the Beeb for singing ' She sits amongst the cabbages and leaks '  She then changed it to ' She sits amongst the cabbages and peas '?

1 hour ago, webfact said:

There the surgeons took the matter in hand and after some anesthetic 

was applied brought out the tool (the cutting equipment, that is).

work done under a microscope? 

8 minutes ago, simon43 said:

There speaks the voice of experience?

Yep , vasaline was the key .

lock the dick and throw away the key

 

1 hour ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

A freind has a small padlock he wears instead of a ring in his prince albert piercing.

Unsurprisingly he finds very few girls wanting to do the nasty with it in.

its been reported in the OK paper The Daily Mail as swell. it swelled when he lost the key to the lock,mum said he liked putting it into small holes .

Jesus you couldnt make it up????

Must have been a really small padlock!

Sorry, joining this thread a little late- mislaid the key and couldn't get away.

What a nutcase

2 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

Actually I think if you opened a shop selling chastity belts in Pattaya you'd do a roaring trade by those buying them for the 'love of their lives' they met on holiday.

 

Your other half would also do a roaring trade selling the gf a spare key.

Nut, screws, washer and …. bolts

Gives a whole new meaning to "lock him up and throw away the key",

And it sounds like laughing boy is a few numbers short of a full combination too.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Let's face it, dicks are comedy gold. 

Would this be in the news if it was his ear?

Noooooo. I said lock PICK.

3 hours ago, ivor bigun said:

its been reported in the OK paper The Daily Mail as swell. it swelled when he lost the key to the lock,mum said he liked putting it into small holes .

Jesus you couldnt make it up????

Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? 

4 hours ago, ThreeEyedRaven said:

That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts.

He thought it was Ingersoll.????

Edited July 17, 20214 yr by Gandtee
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The medical team must have been laughing throughout this unlocking process. What did the nurses think? ‘Man, that swelling is big, I must try this with my husband.’