Thai man needs surgery after getting penis stuck in padlock for over a WEEK

[webfact]

Picture: Channel 7

 

A Thai man aged 38 was obliged to go to his mum after he was unable to get a padlock off his sexual organ.

 

Mum said it had now been a week and there was considerable swelling - better call the rescue foundation.

 

They were contacted and took the man to Lerdsin Hospital in Bang Rak in Bangkok.

 

There the surgeons took the matter in hand and after some anesthetic 

was applied brought out the tool (the cutting equipment, that is).

 

Soon the padlock was removed as well as what looked like a nut on his finger. 

 

The man's plight made national Channel 7 news though his identity was thankfully not revealed. 

 

"I need to take a deep breath," said the lady presenter before imparting the news. "Do people really do this?"

 

The male presenters intimated that it was not unheard of but remained largely non-committal. 

 

"Must have been tricky to get it off," added the lady without further explanation. 

 

They all agreed to disagree on what had actually transpired to cause the man to do this but were united in understanding his embarrassment and warning others not to try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. 

 

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[ThreeEyedRaven]

5 minutes ago, webfact said:

what looked like a nut on his finger. 

That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts.

[Somtamnication]

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

[phetphet]

Perhaps his wife or GF put it on there to stop him playing away.

 

Thailand, the C-hubb of chastity belts.

[kcpattaya]

Thai suicide attempt that failed...

[Sticky Rice Balls]

Now where did I put that key??!!!

 

What was that combination # again??? (frantic)

 

If I add this heavy lock can get big size like hansum farangs

 

I knew I shouldnt have cheated on Noi then broke up before getting the key

 

Nobody warned me about the thai Penal codes regarding this

 

Did he give his lock a name? Lek?  Noi? Goong? Ploy? Aoy? Porn?

 

Why you should never thrown away the instructions before reading them..or getting code-key

 

The news ladies dont realize most of us men would <deleted> a snake if someone held it for us..or put it in a bowl of soup if its warm......add in the pandemic---isolation!!

 

[Rookiescot]

Oh come on.

We have all been there.

[worgeordie]

Get the lock off my cock.....but leave the swelling.

regards Worgeordie

[colinneil]

46 minutes ago, webfact said:

Soon the padlock was removed as well as what looked like a nut on his finger. 

 

Not only a nut on his finger, or lock on his tackle, the 1 they forgot about was the nut job himself, weird man or what?

Even makes NCCs antics look normal.????????

Edited July 17, 2021 by colinneil

[colinneil]

8 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

Oh come on.

We have all been there.

I am still there,???????????????? got a plastic tube in mine.

[Rookiescot]

Guy I used to work with had a vasectomy. After a couple of days his sack swelled up like a grapefruit.

Went to the hospital and the doctor took one look and said "Right we better get the swelling down on that".

My friend looked at him and honestly said "Can you not just make the rest of it match?".

[Sticky Rice Balls]

I ending up marrying my lock...best decision ever.

Edited July 17, 2021 by Sticky Rice Balls

[Denim]

If this is what the new lockdown is going to be like,  I'm outa here.

[Sticky Rice Balls]

32 minutes ago, Rookiescot said:

Guy I used to work with had a vasectomy. After a couple of days his sack swelled up like a grapefruit.

Went to the hospital and the doctor took one look and said "Right we better get the swelling down on that".

My friend looked at him and honestly said "Can you not just make the rest of it match?".

My dad got one too..remember coming home to see him with a pack of peas on it........cant say Ive eaten peas since..........

Edited July 17, 2021 by Sticky Rice Balls

[Sticky Rice Balls]

2 minutes ago, Denim said:

If this is what the new lockdown is going to be like,  I'm outa here.

Might be if you marry a thai gal

[toofarnorth]

If you are going to <deleted> a lock use plenty of lube , or graphite for small ones.

[simon43]

1 minute ago, toofarnorth said:

If you are going to <deleted> a lock use plenty of lube , or graphite for small ones.

There speaks the voice of experience?

[toofarnorth]

3 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

My dad got one too..remember coning home to see him with a pack of peas on it........cant say Ive eaten peas since..........

What was the 1 pre war I think where a lady singer got banned by the Beeb for singing ' She sits amongst the cabbages and leaks '  She then changed it to ' She sits amongst the cabbages and peas '?

[NCC1701A]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

There the surgeons took the matter in hand and after some anesthetic 

was applied brought out the tool (the cutting equipment, that is).

work done under a microscope? 

[Sticky Rice Balls]

2 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

What was the 1 pre war I think where a lady singer got banned by the Beeb for singing ' She sits amongst the cabbages and leaks '  She then changed it to ' She sits amongst the cabbages and peas '?

Did she sing here?

http://cabbagesandcondomsbkk.com/

[toofarnorth]

8 minutes ago, simon43 said:

There speaks the voice of experience?

Yep , vasaline was the key .

[ikke1959]

lock the dick and throw away the key

 

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

A freind has a small padlock he wears instead of a ring in his prince albert piercing.

Unsurprisingly he finds very few girls wanting to do the nasty with it in.

[ivor bigun]

its been reported in the OK paper The Daily Mail as swell. it swelled when he lost the key to the lock,mum said he liked putting it into small holes .

Jesus you couldnt make it up????

[ChrisY1]

Must have been a really small padlock!

[sungod]

Sorry, joining this thread a little late- mislaid the key and couldn't get away.

[sensei]

What a nutcase

[RichardColeman]

2 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds!

 

Actually I think if you opened a shop selling chastity belts in Pattaya you'd do a roaring trade by those buying them for the 'love of their lives' they met on holiday.

 

Your other half would also do a roaring trade selling the gf a spare key.

[csmith]

Nut, screws, washer and …. bolts

[chalawaan]

Gives a whole new meaning to "lock him up and throw away the key",

And it sounds like laughing boy is a few numbers short of a full combination too.