Jingthing Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Pics or it didn't happen. Let's face it, dicks are comedy gold. Would this be in the news if it was his ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1duckyboy Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Noooooo. I said lock PICK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancub Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 hours ago, ivor bigun said: its been reported in the OK paper The Daily Mail as swell. it swelled when he lost the key to the lock,mum said he liked putting it into small holes . Jesus you couldnt make it up???? Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, ThreeEyedRaven said: That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts. He thought it was Ingersoll.???? Edited July 17, 2021 by Gandtee spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JupiterRising Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 The medical team must have been laughing throughout this unlocking process. What did the nurses think? ‘Man, that swelling is big, I must try this with my husband.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Bill Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Perhaps he misunderstood the meaning of "wedlock" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 5 hours ago, ThreeEyedRaven said: That is a very strange place to find one of your nuts. True enough. But the real shocker is that he also had two between his legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 The tool used to remove it was made by Sack and Pecker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Rookiescot said: Oh come on. We have all been there. doctors, operations.. no, not even close to getting that far out of hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Somtamnication said: Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds! Note to self, find a friend to help... not mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunPer Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 hours ago, webfact said: They all agreed to disagree on what had actually transpired to cause the man to do this but were united in understanding his embarrassment and warning others not to try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. Perhaps a kind of chastity belt, and the key has been kept by someone else...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Well i think he is fortunate, if i put one of those tiny suitcase padlocks on i could still get the old feller out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unblocktheplanet Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 hours ago, Somtamnication said: Note to self: Avoid chastity belts of all kinds! But those purity rings are too small for a manly tool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrfill Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 7 hours ago, toofarnorth said: What was the 1 pre war I think where a lady singer got banned by the Beeb for singing ' She sits amongst the cabbages and leaks ' She then changed it to ' She sits amongst the cabbages and peas '? Marie Lloyd. She had another song which went “I didn’t like you much before you joined the army, John, but I do like you, cockie, now you’ve got your khaki on” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excel Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Must have been a miniature padlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 4 hours ago, mancub said: Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? Maybe he thought a BJ was just that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 23 hours ago, webfact said: Mum said it had now been a week and there was considerable swelling - better call the rescue foundation. He asked the nurse to remove the padlock but was there any chance of keeping the swelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 A post using an image with profane language has been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hashmodha Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 This should have 10 stars for rating.....????????????! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 actually this would save me a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Warrior Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 must be a locksmith !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Tongue Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Obviously, you all misread the article! The surgery was to save the padlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Pie 47 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 7/17/2021 at 10:56 AM, NCC1701A said: work done under a microscope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 7/17/2021 at 1:18 PM, mancub said: Possibly a relative of that Thai chap who had a penchant for poking his pecker in car exhausts ? I remember that report. The guy got fined 500b for not indicating when he was pulling out. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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