I have trouble reading them. What are they saying to us guys?

isn't there a thread for this sort of thing

i'm outta here

I just don't get what you're on about Aughie...

I see pink bits.

I see pink bits.

You have better eyesight than I do!

Aughie, haven't seen you for months and now this?! It's like an episode of Brass Eye.

I have trouble reading them. What are they saying to us guys?

They appear to be nurses in uniform so I might venture to guess that what they're saying to us is that they all want us to play proctologists....

but then again, I may be wrong.

Addendum:

Been awhile since I ventured into Bedlam... and rather dismayed to be subjected to the Asia Friend Finder ads once again... "cute-n-sassy" was particularly unsettling.

I have trouble reading them. What are they saying to us guys?

They're probably trying to tell us there's no <deleted>' paper in the ladies loo.

10/1 Cold Crush uses the picture as his new moniker

Hi kayo, I'm not familar with television show Brass Eye. But it sounds as though it's a good one.

I just don't get what you're on about Aughie...

It's an open ended question...

I see pink bits.

I see brown bits.

I see pink bits.

I see brown bits.

So there is no paper.

Addendum:

Been awhile since I ventured into Bedlam... and rather dismayed to be subjected to the Asia Friend Finder ads once again... "cute-n-sassy" was particularly unsettling.

I agree, nearly every page i open up has these banners. The missus is starting to become a tad paranoid. I don't blame her. Lovergirl, cutensasssy etc...

I have trouble reading them. What are they saying to us guys?

They're probably trying to tell us there's no <deleted>' paper in the ladies loo.

They should use the bum-gun!

Addendum:

Been awhile since I ventured into Bedlam... and rather dismayed to be subjected to the Asia Friend Finder ads once again... "cute-n-sassy" was particularly unsettling.

I agree, nearly every page i open up has these banners. The missus is starting to become a tad paranoid. I don't blame her. Lovergirl, cutensasssy etc...

My wife saw those ads once and I had to explain that this was not a porn related website. Sometimes I think I am wrong though.

Hi kayo, I'm not familar with television show Brass Eye. But it sounds as though it's a good one.

I just don't get what you're on about Aughie...

It's an open ended question...

Brass Eye was a satirical show spoofing BBC's famous Watchdog program./

I believe their show got cancelled after a fairly funny, but generally pretty tasteless Paedophilia special.

here's an article about the episode your pic reminded me of.

:D

In 2001, the series was repeated, along with a new and entirely original extra show, which tackled the tricky subject of paedophilia and the associated moral panic prevalent in parts of the British media at the time following the death of Sarah Payne focused on the controversial 'name and shame' campaign of the News of the World. This included an incident in 2000, in which a paediatrician in Newport had the word 'PAEDO' daubed in yellow paint on her home. [2]Celebrities including Gary Lineker and Phil Collins appeared in videotaped interviews, in which they endorsed a spoof charity "Nonce Sense" ("nonce" is a common British slang term for a sex offender), the latter going so far as to announce, "I'm talking Nonce Sense!" Tomorrow's World presenter Philippa Forrester and ITN reporter Nicholas Owen amongst others were tricked into explaining the details of "HOECS" (pronounced "hoax") computer games, which online paedophiles were supposed to be using to abuse children via the Internet. These fairly simple plays on words were opaque enough that none of the guest celebrities understood that they were being lampooned until the show was aired, in spite of what often seems to the viewer like plainly absurd subject matter. The Capital Radio DJ "Doctor" Neil Fox, for example, informed viewers that "paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me", before qualifying his remarks with "Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact". Viewers were also told by the then Labour MP Syd Rapson that paedophiles were using "an area of Internet the size of Ireland", and by Richard Blackwood that internet paedophiles can make computer keyboards emit noxious fumes in order to subdue children (Blackwood even sniffed a keyboard and claimed to be able to smell the fumes, which he said made him feel "suggestible"); Blackwood also warned watching parents that exposure to the fumes would make their children "smell like hammers".

In one segment, the studio is "invaded" by members of a fictional pedophile activism organization called MILIT-PEDE and the programme appears to suffer a short technical disturbance. When the show returns, presenter Chris Morris confronts a supposed spokesman, Gerard Chote (played by Simon Pegg) who has been captured and placed in a pillory, and asks him whether he wants to have sex with Morris's six-year-old son. Hesitantly, the spokesman looks at the boy and refuses, explaining, "I don't fancy him", which then drives Morris to further indignation that his son is found unattractive. Morris later claimed that the child actor was not present during filming, and was incorporated digitally in post-production, but this scene was one of the key causes of the media backlash which followed its first broadcast.

Around 2000 complaints (and approximately 3000 calls of support) were received regarding the show, and some politicians hastily spoke out against Morris. Beverley Hughes described the show as "unspeakably sick" (while admitting that she had not seen the programme) and David Blunkett said he was "dismayed" by it (but had not seen it either) . Although she did not criticise the show, Tessa Jowell was reported as asking the Independent Television Commission to revise its rules to allow such a controversial show to be prevented from broadcast [3] even though she hadn't watched the actual episode of the show. There was also a vociferous tabloid campaign against Morris, who refused to discuss the issue. The episode went on to win a Broadcast magazine award in 2002 and the complete series, including the 2001 special, was released as a bestselling DVD later that year.

The show caused a furore among sections of the British tabloid press. The Daily Star printed an article decrying Morris and the show next to a piece about the then 15-year-old singer Charlotte Church's breasts under the headline "She's a big girl now"[4]. The Daily Mail featured pictures of Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, who were 13 and 11 at the time respectively, in their bikinis next to a headline describing Brass Eye as "Unspeakably Sick". Defenders of the show argued that the media reaction to the show reinforced its satire of the media's hysteria and hypocrisy on the subject of paedophilia. [5].

I think satire of the hysteria promoting and hypocritical media is a good thing. They have become an unelected branch of our government. Unelected and protected by the right of free speech provides them with a special insulated staus which makes them influential yet responsible to who? They deserve to be satirized and lampooned for their mischief.

Pedophilia is a very emotional sujbect matter to take on as comedy. It's something I wouldn't choose because I'm not skilled enough to pull it off. I perfer the age old question of what do women want? It has perplexed many of us and the question leads to many answers. As far as the picture goes, normaly, we read a person's face while we listen to what they say in order to interpret what they want. I showed women's butts instead. The picture is open to interpretation and conversation.

What do women want? It's an open-ended question. A person could say it changes from day to day. I think, overall, they want to know we have got our end of the operation handled.

My woman wants me because i have one of these in the backyard..

Where's the dog, 86?

Where's the dog, 86?

Tony's out taking him for a walk..

You're very naughty, 86.

You're very naughty, 86.

What are you on about 99 ??

I'm and angel..

Aughie,

I had typed a fairly coherent and elaborate reply to you, but my connection went down when I tried to post it. Forgive me, but I am now a few beers farther down the line, and I can't do it again, at least not now.

But I do remember my one "ontopic" line from that disappeared post:

To get back on topic, what do women want: ME!

And you never invited me on your bus. Sniff.

Jettie wants Kayo, Tiggy, 86, Kan Win, Farangsay, LBD, Bopper, Lao Po, and Samui Jens, and maybe those newbies, Limpalong and Kawboy, for dessert. Throw in 911, what's his name, farangconnector, for after dinner drinks. Keene's mustard and mayo, too, please.

Jettie wants Kayo, Tiggy, 86, Kan Win, Farangsay, LBD, Bopper, Lao Po, and Samui Jens, and maybe those newbies, Limpalong and Kawboy, for dessert. Throw in 911, what's his name, farangconnector, for after dinner drinks. Keene's mustard and mayo, too, please.

What for again? Is this your list for the bus?

Jettie wants Kayo, Tiggy, 86, Kan Win, Farangsay, LBD, Bopper, Lao Po, and Samui Jens, and maybe those newbies, Limpalong and Kawboy, for dessert. Throw in 911, what's his name, farangconnector, for after dinner drinks. Keene's mustard and mayo, too, please.

What for again? Is this your list for the bus?

Bus? I thought we were taking the car. Wait a minute. Isn't this the who's bringing what for the backyard BBQ at Kan Win's place? You are in charge of the pecan pies, last I heard, Boppers. Oh, good, here's Lanny now to take charge of the dog entertainment programme.

Jettie wants Kayo, Tiggy, 86, Kan Win, Farangsay, LBD, Bopper, Lao Po, and Samui Jens, and maybe those newbies, Limpalong and Kawboy, for dessert. Throw in 911, what's his name, farangconnector, for after dinner drinks. Keene's mustard and mayo, too, please.

What for again? Is this your list for the bus?

Bus? I thought we were taking the car. Wait a minute. Isn't this the who's bringing what for the backyard BBQ at Kan Win's place? You are in charge of the pecan pies, last I heard, Boppers. Oh, good, here's Lanny now to take charge of the dog entertainment programme.

Pie?! I like pie.