Doctors issue warning after Thai man gets penis stuck in bottle opener

[webfact]

Picture: Daily News

 

A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener.

 

The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

 

After being unable to remove the bottle opener from his penis he sought medical help from doctors at his local hospital.

 

Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation, Daily News reported. 

 

Just pride was hurt along with a little superficial bruising. 

 

Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided.

 

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[BadSpottedDog]

I'm just here for the comments  ???? Carry on.

[worgeordie]

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

Take the bottle opener off.....but leave the swelling ....????

regards Worgeordie

[Phuketshrew]

Sure it wasn't a cork screw?

[edwinchester]

Jeez, another excuse for the Govt to ban alcohol.

[bbko]

21 minutes ago, webfact said:

Luckily they were able to cut it off

Some ladyboys pay big money for that ????

[Peterw42]

22 minutes ago, webfact said:

Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided.

Who would have thought.

[Gottfrid]

25 minutes ago, webfact said:

The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

I guess his friend was right then!

[Gottfrid]

26 minutes ago, webfact said:

Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided.

Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood?

 

Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions.

[toofarnorth]

Bottle openers are for getting those tiny tin tops off of beer bottles , and those are very small openings.

[toofarnorth]

4 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood?

 

Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions.

To be fair to the chap he did have plums the size of grapes.

[ezzra]

Can't be done.. i tried.. not possible, into a bottle though, different story...

[Ohyesuare]

Glad I saw this warning, I was just about to try it.

[phetphet]

he obviously used the wrong type. It wouldn't have got stuck in this one.

 

Hope he can still manage to pop his top.

 

[BangkokReady]

43 minutes ago, webfact said:

Doctors warned that placing ones penis [into] a bottle opener is best avoided.

Finally this problem is being addressed.

[HAPPYNUFF]

Is that the guy known as Little  Dickie.?

[Enzian]

Already today I had been thinking about those international surveys of IQ by country...

[BadSpottedDog]

The rest of the story, is that someone thought it was appropriate to post in a Thailand news outlet. LOL. It's super funny, and the jokes are endless, but it doesn't sound like something that would normally be publicized here. Just bizarre. But hey ... it is 2021.

[2long]

So we've had the POLICE telling kids not to watch Squid Game and now doctors warning 'other adults' not to use a bottle opener on their willies!

Charles Darwin had a theory, and we should let it play out!

[shackleton]

What a bell end I am talking about his brain 

[Peabody]

Okay- how many of you clenched when you read the headline?  ????

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation,

Cut WHAT off?

[The Hammer2021]

1 hour ago, bbko said:

Some ladyboys pay big money for that ????

You should know!

[Dexxter]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size.

 

However, it only resulted in huge swelling.

So his friend was correct.

[mahtin]

What, no police on hand to seize it?

[keith101]

A new twist on taking the top off LOL .

 

[Speedhump]

I'm betting he lost his fizz after that.

[Gold Star]

Wife says 'Somchai! Why are you home so early from work?"

 

"I got fired as the boss caught me with my member in the bottle opener"

 

"Oh my Buddha! Are you OK? What about the bottle opener?"

 

"Oh, she got fired too..."

[Rampant Rabbit]

2 hours ago, webfact said:

Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided

I was  planning on sticking my  head  in a vice but I  guess id  best check with the doctor  first  now

[BadSpottedDog]

1 hour ago, Peabody said:

Okay- how many of you clenched when you read the headline?  ????

We call that a "butt pucker". HAHA