Liverpool Lou Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 36 minutes ago, mahtin said: What, no police on hand to seize it? Why would the police want to seize a bottle opener? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodysfriend Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Well , she has something to open a bottle with ... better to put it there may be , but need to ask politely first ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rampant Rabbit said: I was planning on sticking my head in a vice but I guess id best check with the doctor first now No, you'll be fine, go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, webfact said: A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener. I hate when that happens to me.???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJ2U Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJ2U Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 9 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said: Why would the police want to seize a bottle opener? Seized for being a sex toy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaLa Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I'd sooner have it permanently attached than have some builder from Myanmar with a 9 inch angle grinder come to 'help'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert got kinky Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) This was all over the Thai news yesterday, so I told 'her indoors' that the guy was only doing us all a favour by trying to remove his offerings from the gene pool. She laughed but then said I was being cruel. I then asked if she would want our daughter to marry him, for him to become our son-in-law and dilute our bloodline with his wise ways. Quite amazing how quickly she changed her tune and saw my point of view. Edited October 13, 2021 by Bert got kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smedly Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 some probing questions need answering and this is what happens when you ban sex toys in Thailand - people will restort to the next best thing lol 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I had the same problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Out of service for a while. Ordered a few of them to keep the missus happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I think I am responsible for his actions. He is a reader here and after seeing the size of "Thai" sausages, he gave it a go. Solly mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherHun Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 ham noi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Well at least it wasn't one of those on the side of a Coca-Cola fridge.....???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Tomorrow, TAT will make a request to ban all bottle openers for men and for the ladies, wine bottle openers will be banned too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, JustAnotherHun said: ham noi What does that mean? My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherHun Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, RafPinto said: What does that mean? My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"? ham noi means small dick and you're a lucky guy ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Er.....any details as to how the doctors cut it off? Asking for a friend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I have a rule : Never stick your John Thomas in anything that it wont get out of flaccid ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 hope he doesn't work at my fav restaurant - can we have 2 cokes without the foreskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsari Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, nobodysfriend said: Well , she has something to open a bottle with ... better to put it there may be , but need to ask politely first ... Fortunately that dance never caught on , as the death rate among the elderly could of risen in the present covid times . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cnx101 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I’ve done it dozens of times never had a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 3 hours ago, HAPPYNUFF said: Is that the guy known as Little Dickie.? Nope , Tricky Dickie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayinThailand2much Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 hours ago, webfact said: Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation, Daily News reported. The bottle opener or the penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moti24 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 hours ago, Gottfrid said: Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions. I think you're getting mixed-up with charades. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 hours ago, webfact said: The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size. However, it only resulted in huge swelling. So in part his friend was correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, webfact said: A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener. I've tried a few party tricks in my time but not that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arick Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Even all the Thai guys I know are that small! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arick Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 They must be really small in Kanchanaburiww use out teeth in Isan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I got mine caught in a trouser Zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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