Popular Post webfact 161190 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Picture: Daily News A Thai man in Kanchanaburi required hospital treatment after getting his penis stuck in a bottle opener. The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size. However, it only resulted in huge swelling. After being unable to remove the bottle opener from his penis he sought medical help from doctors at his local hospital. Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation, Daily News reported. Just pride was hurt along with a little superficial bruising. Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided. -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2021-10-13 - Whatever you're going through, the Samaritans are here for you - Follow ASEAN NOW on LINE for breaking COVID-19 updates 2 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BadSpottedDog 698 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 I'm just here for the comments 🤣 Carry on. 5 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie 58722 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, webfact said: However, it only resulted in huge swelling. Take the bottle opener off.....but leave the swelling ....😉 regards Worgeordie 3 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phuketshrew 12617 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Sure it wasn't a cork screw? 4 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post edwinchester 12109 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Jeez, another excuse for the Govt to ban alcohol. 2 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bbko 4487 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 21 minutes ago, webfact said: Luckily they were able to cut it off Some ladyboys pay big money for that 😅 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peterw42 16992 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, webfact said: Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided. Who would have thought. 7 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gottfrid 6746 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, webfact said: The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size. However, it only resulted in huge swelling. I guess his friend was right then! 3 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gottfrid 6746 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 26 minutes ago, webfact said: Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided. Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood? Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth 6255 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Bottle openers are for getting those tiny tin tops off of beer bottles , and those are very small openings. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth 6255 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gottfrid said: Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood? Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions. To be fair to the chap he did have plums the size of grapes. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra 58150 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Can't be done.. i tried.. not possible, into a bottle though, different story... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ohyesuare 1819 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Glad I saw this warning, I was just about to try it. 1 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
phetphet 5272 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 he obviously used the wrong type. It wouldn't have got stuck in this one. Hope he can still manage to pop his top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BangkokReady 8735 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 43 minutes ago, webfact said: Doctors warned that placing ones penis [into] a bottle opener is best avoided. Finally this problem is being addressed. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAPPYNUFF 1099 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Is that the guy known as Little Dickie.? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Enzian 2405 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Already today I had been thinking about those international surveys of IQ by country... 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSpottedDog 698 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 The rest of the story, is that someone thought it was appropriate to post in a Thailand news outlet. LOL. It's super funny, and the jokes are endless, but it doesn't sound like something that would normally be publicized here. Just bizarre. But hey ... it is 2021. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2long 6587 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 So we've had the POLICE telling kids not to watch Squid Game and now doctors warning 'other adults' not to use a bottle opener on their willies! Charles Darwin had a theory, and we should let it play out! 1 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackleton 2343 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 What a bell end I am talking about his brain 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peabody 678 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Okay- how many of you clenched when you read the headline? 😅 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KannikaP 8532 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, webfact said: Luckily they were able to cut it off without causing further injury in a one hour operation, Cut WHAT off? 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 8515 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, bbko said: Some ladyboys pay big money for that 😅 You should know! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexxter 438 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, webfact said: following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size. However, it only resulted in huge swelling. So his friend was correct. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin 1322 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 What, no police on hand to seize it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith101 15313 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 A new twist on taking the top off LOL . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedhump 1143 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 I'm betting he lost his fizz after that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gold Star 4338 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 Wife says 'Somchai! Why are you home so early from work?" "I got fired as the boss caught me with my member in the bottle opener" "Oh my Buddha! Are you OK? What about the bottle opener?" "Oh, she got fired too..." 1 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rampant Rabbit 5650 Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, webfact said: Doctors warned that placing ones penis a bottle opener is best avoided I was planning on sticking my head in a vice but I guess id best check with the doctor first now 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSpottedDog 698 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Peabody said: Okay- how many of you clenched when you read the headline? 😅 We call that a "butt pucker". HAHA 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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