Almer Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 2 hours ago, RafPinto said: What does that mean? My GF always calls me "ham jai (or something like that)"? It translates “ you got the smallest dick I have ever seen but I love love” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, BangkokReady said: Finally this problem is being addressed. This is why doctors spend many years training to know right from wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gottfrid Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Moti24 said: I think you're getting mixed-up with charades. Ok! Relevance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Z Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Gottfrid said: Mmmmmm.... Now they know to not use a bottle opener. Wonder what the next genius tool will be for their quest for manhood? Next! My friend told me to slam the hammer on it, and it will suddenly grow to enormous proportions. Isn't that Bang cock? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvs Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 42 minutes ago, Gottfrid said: Ok! Relevance? Here you go. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnieB Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 You need to use the right tool for the right job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 6 hours ago, webfact said: The man said he put his penis in the bottle opener after following advice from his friend, who claimed it would help enhance its size. However, it only resulted in huge swelling. Well, he wasn't wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Reenactment of the crise with pictures ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 5 hours ago, keith101 said: A new twist on taking the top off LOL . I think I read that Sadam H had gone for a circumsision , no end to the <deleted>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, jvs said: Here you go. Have a laugh emoji but deserves 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harveyboy Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Phuketshrew said: Sure it wasn't a cork screw? cock screw more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 There is something intuitive about this. It seems like such a natural thing to do, one has to wonder why more do not try it. What can one say? Friends are like lawyers. Many offer advice. You then employ your intellect to determine whether or not the advice is sound, and worthwhile! Darwin was correct. Survival of the fittest includes inate intelligence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundooman Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 When they removed the opener, did he go, 'Pssshhhhhfffft' and foam up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John435 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Was it this bottle opener? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 6 hours ago, Rampant Rabbit said: I was planning on sticking my head in a vice but I guess id best check with the doctor first now Best to stay with drilling holes in your head. That's been fully vetted and is considered a safe procedure as long as sharp drills are used. WARNING: DO NOT USE A CORKSCREW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RafPinto Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 What lies they are telling again. They confiscated sex toys etc. i walked today from Asoke to Nana and. have counted 12 kiosk where they were selling the usual stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwaibill Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 (edited) Saw this on telly tonight, with a couple of first responders simulating the "rescue" with a finger stuck inside a bottle neck, whith a pixillated still of the guy on a gurney, obviously pantless, shown on split screen. I asked my wife, "This isn't about somebody got their finger stuck, is it?" Broader than usual Thai smile in response.???? Edited October 13, 2021 by Kwaibill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwaibill Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 10 hours ago, ezzra said: Can't be done.. i tried.. not possible, into a bottle though, different story... LOL! That's what actually happened, " stuck in a bottle opening". They simulated the "rescue" on television, with one chap holding a finger in the bottle neck while another "operated". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Just chuck him in an ice bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwwYesNice1 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 7 hours ago, JohnnieB said: You need to use the right tool for the right job? GOOD LORD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Any photos? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnydrops Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Doc comes in and says " I have good news and bad news" "The good news is your penis is now twice its size" " The bad new is its gangrened" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticky Rice Balls Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 With friends like that, who needs enemies......worst part is the guy is gonna hear about this forever, so is best to move and find new friends, and maybe try a kamagra gel pack also a reminder to his buddies to always buy twist off beers from now on....or bring your own opener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker88 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 As the good book says, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a grown man to pass his junk through a bottle opener" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 was she sacked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargeezr Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 A warning well issued, so boys beware. I hope it was a cheap opener. Glad he had a doctor with a steady hand to have the opener sawed or snipped off without further damage. I guess his loss of face will be enuff. Geezer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Walker88 said: As the good book says, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a grown man to pass his junk through a bottle opener" He passed it through ok, it was the return journey that posed the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 22 hours ago, Almer said: I got mine caught in a trouser Zip Bet there wasn't any zipping in and out for awhile following that little trauma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moti24 Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 23 hours ago, Gottfrid said: Ok! Relevance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Almer Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Artisi said: Bet there wasn't any zipping in and out for awhile following that little trauma. I was at a job interview and a quick pee was needed got the old chap caught by the foreskin, i laugh now and love telling the story in Pattaya or Cowboy and then play acting a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now