Early this morning I had to rush to my local hospital with my Girlfriend as we had had an unprotected accident in bed. She was immediately given the morning after pill.
The pretty female daoctor told me that Mr Anutin, the Health Minister, had authorised free vasectomies under the Snip the Foreigner Bill, and that she could perform the operation there & then. However it had to be done with no anaesthetic and in full view of the A&E staff. I reluctantly agreed taking my Girlfriend's smiling face into account, and so the procedure was done. As a guide as to whether it had worked, I was ordered to copulate with one of the nurses, and results would be forthcoming in two weeks.
Has anyone else been offered this?

In every intelligent thinking forward county, vasectomies' have always been free.  Even the USA ... anything to avoid providing free medical to kids for 18 yrs and beyond.

 

Anything that benefits insurance companies bottom line.

So what day did you have this vasectomy?  Ah, today April 1st! ????

OK, it's gone 12 noon so the joke is over. 555

Dear Penthouse,

 

You'll never believe what happened to me today....