What Makes Your Wife/gf Laugh?

[penelope]

I told my wife to regulate her monthly credit card expenditure once. Didn't make her laugh, but got a decent sustained <deleted> you kind of a chuckle

[kurgen]

Surely normal people the world over put their socks on first , don't they?

[meemiathai]

I certainly do find it strange if one puts his socks on before his underpants.

but trousers/socks, whichever first is normal I think.

I normally put 1 sock, underpants, trousers, then the other sock.

[Simbo]

When I take a BAR girl back to my humble abode, which is on most nights as I have decided long term relationships with Thais do not work. I never take them more than twice as they think you are in love with them and try getting their claws in.

To break the ice, so to speak,and make them relax, I put a ' Mr Bean' dvd on. This will always get them laughing. Me too, so we are at one with humour and the night goes well.

[350torana]

My wife always cracks up when i let a big fart rip in bed and then wave my hand in front of my nose saying" men men mak mak gin som tam" . I have always been told Thais had bad smells

[350torana]

Sorry typo, i mean Thais hate bad smells, not had

[Stocky]

When I've made a faux pas and I tell her "I know I'm stupid" with my pronunciation of 'know' a bad approximation of the Thai word for stupid.

Edited July 16, 2004 by Stocky

[Bluecat]

When I've made a faux par and I tell her "I know I'm stupid" with my pronunciation of 'know' a bad approximation of the Thai word for stupid.

What is a faux pas, Stocky?

[Stocky]

When I've made a faux par and I tell her "I know I'm stupid" with my pronunciation of 'know' a bad approximation of the Thai word for stupid.

What is a faux pas, Stocky?

"I know I'm stupid"

[Bluecat]

When I've made a faux par and I tell her "I know I'm stupid" with my pronunciation of 'know' a bad approximation of the Thai word for stupid.

What is a faux pas, Stocky?

"I know I'm stupid"

Don't tell them, Stocky.

I'm afraid they will take advantage of you,...

[Stocky]

When I've made a faux par and I tell her "I know I'm stupid" with my pronunciation of 'know' a bad approximation of the Thai word for stupid.

What is a faux pas, Stocky?

"I know I'm stupid"

Don't tell them, Stocky.

I'm afraid they will take advantage of you,...

These days there is only one, and after seven years we seem to be doing OK.

[Bluecat]

These days there is only one, and after seven years we seem to be doing OK.

If you can't have what you love, you must love what you have,...

[Stocky]

These days there is only one, and after seven years we seem to be doing OK. 

If you can't have what you love, you must love what you have,...

What I have is what I wanted, and what I have is what I love

[Bluecat]

"I know I'm stupid"

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the fooly of the wise. Samuel Johnson.

Congratulations, Stocky,...

[Stocky]

"I know I'm stupid"

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the fooly of the wise. Samuel Johnson.

Congratulations, Stocky,...

Perchance the folly of the wise?

[Bluecat]

"I know I'm stupid"

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the fooly of the wise. Samuel Johnson.

Congratulations, Stocky,...

Perchance the folly of the wise?

Does it really matter,...?

[Stocky]

"I know I'm stupid"

Love is the wisdom of the fool and the fooly of the wise. Samuel Johnson.

Congratulations, Stocky,...

Perchance the folly of the wise?

Does it really matter,...?

Of course not

[penzman]

Surely normal people the world over put their socks on first , don't they?

I put on my wristwatch first so I can then see how long it takes me to put on the socks. As for the rest of the clothes, why bother, I'm home alone all day.