Can I be the official Grumpy Old Git that sits in the corner that everyone steers clear of, complete with twitchy eye, slightly musty smell and three day old eggstains on his tweed jacket. Every office must have one.

Our pub's got 46

Can I apply for the position of union convener for BUGGERS (Bedlam Union of Grumpy Gits, Extraterrestials and Radical Snitches)?

Thank the lord you didn't say " radical snatches ".

You'd never hear the last of it from Jet.

I wish to apply for the post of radical snatch adviser.

Please.

I wish to apply for the post of radical snatch adviser.

Please.

You are so-oooo barbequed chipmunk! This time tomorrow that avatar will be minus a pair of ....

Bedlam is laying in rags with her head battered and hair in tatty bloodstains. Bedlam should be put down...Bedlam is passing....

Well I would have fancied myself for the post of village idiot ( I can produce references from villages you've never heard of in countries Americans have never heard of) but I suspect the OP has the office sewn up.

I put my hand up for the basket weaving job. I'm an old hand at this craft.

Here is a pic from my CV:

I want tobe the Bedlam Slayer! Everyone needs a good slayer at hand!

you cut a fine figure of a man for your age Grover, and talented to boot. The basket weaving is icing on the cake.

I wish to pack in the molt collecting job, im getting fed up. I would be much better at being the bedlam pussykitty. Sloth is my favorite sin, and Im happiest when sitting on a warm lap being stroked.

Great muscle definition in those arms, Grover - but I think you might just benefit from a trip to the dentist - sorry to say...

must have been all that chocolate in my younger years.

Mig, take note!

I just had my visit to the Dentist today

unlike most girls who wont eat chocolates for worry of getting fat, bad skin or whatever else they worry about...I never paid any heed to all that.....

but looks like I might need to cut down if I wanna save my teeth??

Aww mig, that sucks! My weakness is sweet drinks like chocolate milk. The dentist warned me of similar. Told me im wearing down the enamel.

Have a hug from me! <---O--->

but looks like I might need to cut down if I wanna save my teeth??

If you melt it, you can inject it directly into your veins...

MiG, for you

you cut a fine figure of a man for your age Grover, and talented to boot. The basket weaving is icing on the cake.

I wish to pack in the molt collecting job, im getting fed up. I would be much better at being the bedlam pussykitty. Sloth is my favorite sin, and Im happiest when sitting on a warm lap being stroked.

More inuendo?

Where is 86 when you need one?

What a mgmt reshuffle overnight! Raro has assumed chairmanship of the BSB, which is &lt;deleted&gt;, while executives are trying to locate DSK or Bopper to become the CEO. Mr BJ was appointed CFO (sorry BJ, no corp comm; just check to see if any directors have sold off any live stock), and FS is the new FUC (foreign undertaking commissioner).

Apparently, Sir Croc is gathering directors for a hostile MBO, which means we need a white knight or an angel.

This new job board initiative is not a fraudulent endeavour, but there will be no Bt5,000 refunds at this time. This matter will be put before the Board. (Blaster, leave your tape running and go get us a plank).

In other decisions made today, Itty Bitty's bid to become a lap dancing kitty has been denied. Grover and Limpalong are in charge of ensuring she carries out her furball duties. Crushednuts has been made manager of cleanup operations (we got a leak at the end of aisle 37 in the old git corner).

By all accounts, Bedlam has been transformed from a state of confusion into a diversified multinational corporation focusing on the manufacture of chocolate crayons, with separate divisions for pet accessories, and basket creation and maintenance.

you cut a fine figure of a man for your age Grover, and talented to boot. The basket weaving is icing on the cake.

I wish to pack in the molt collecting job, im getting fed up. I would be much better at being the bedlam pussykitty. Sloth is my favorite sin, and Im happiest when sitting on a warm lap being stroked.

FREE STROKES FOR NEGLECTED FOLKS

LAP FOR RENT-VACANT POSSESSION

Please contact per PM stating age, weight and detailed description of

stroke and no stroke regions. No serious (female) applicant will be refused.

Aff if a girl makes an comment that can be inferred (or not, depending on the quality of your mind), as an innuendo, it makes a stir. But guys do it all the time.

WHERE IS THE EQUALITY EH?! Time for the handbag..

Career oportunities, the ones that never knock...

What's the next line Clash fans?

what's a clash fan? do we need those? could Squirty apply?

Top band, Jet, I'm up for that.

Career oportunities, the ones that never knock...

What's the next line Clash fans?

Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock

Where I came from, they were so stupid, we didn't have a village idiot, we had a village wiseman. S'ppose I could apply for that job.

Where I came from, they were so stupid, we didn't have a village idiot, we had a village wiseman. S'ppose I could apply for that job.

You were lucky.

There wuz thirteen of us livin' in a shoe box int middle of road.

(It wouldn't be a Bedlam topic without at least one Python quote )

More inuendo?

You can't get that Italian guy outta your head can you?

Is there space in the "hostile takeovers" department. I'm good at that.