What do you look for in a hotel?

[NanLaew]

On 8/15/2023 at 6:00 PM, bignok said:

They look clean to me.

I read that spermatozoa are invisible to the naked eye. Even the dead ones.

[JeffersLos]

On 8/15/2023 at 2:49 PM, bignok said:

What do you look for in a hotel?

My room. 

[GammaGlobulin]

a. Shower drains that drain quickly and properly without needing to do any water wading while showering...

b. AC that does not make a racket...

c. Walls that are thick enough so I do not hear next-door neighbors doing it...

d. Ceilings one foot thick of reinforced concrete so I don't hear elephants walking above me, and sometimes doing it...

e. Warm White Panasonic light bulbs in every socket so that I can feel comfortable while reading a good book...

f. Great room service with FIVE STAR Thai food

g. Pretty girls who come in at odd hours without knocking...

h. Chocolate (expensive), mint flavored, on pillow...

i. Complimentary EVERYTHING...

j. And, much more...

 

 

[Ralf001]

On 8/15/2023 at 2:49 PM, bignok said:

I guess location but near what things?

 

Big size room?

 

Within budget of course. Whats your budget?

 

Swimming pool yes or no?

I guess location but near what things?

 - Shopping malls/bars/poontang.

 

Big size room?

 - yes.

 

Within budget of course. Whats your budget?

 - None of your bussiness.

 

Swimming pool yes or no?

 - Dont care.

[thaibeachlovers]

Comfy mattress, working AC, hot water shower, lift, cable tv wi fi, not too noisy, not too far from public transport, guest friendly, restaurant ( not essential ), good reception staff that speak English.

 

Mostly CHEAP.

[Mario Cosmopolite]

On 8/15/2023 at 5:31 PM, Sigmund said:

I make it a point to lock it all up in the suitcase or safe and hide the suitcase in the closet or under the bed if possible,  with all phone, computer etc safely tucked, locked and hidden,

Nuns, no sense of humour.

[GinBoy2]

I'm a bit of a hotel snob.

 

I know its ridiculous, you're only sleeping there, but we like a little pampering.

 

We just got back back from a trip to Las Vegas, and we always stay in The Venetian.

When we're in Bangkok we always stay at the Intercontinental.

 

We hardly ever use all the facilities, but good restaurant's are a must for us