Your best life quotes

[georgegeorgia]

6 hours ago, sometime said:

Whatever you loose going through life never loose your sense of humour

Yes ????????????????????

[ignore it]

All cats are the same color in the dark.

 

Never screw a woman you wouldn't marry.  If you do don't give her your right name.

 

Or so Mom advised.

[Al BB]

Life? You'll never get out of it alive!

[J Branche]

From my father " Bubba, things don't happen, you make them happen"

 

Mine, "I would rather be a someone for a day then a nobody for a lifetime."

[Jimjim1]

A gentleman’s word is his bond.

and

Never break a promise no matter what happens

[Datsun 1200]

“Every Day, in Every Way, it’s Getting Better and Better”
—John Lennon 1940 - 1980

 

IH

[georgegeorgia]

6 minutes ago, Jimjim1 said:

A gentleman’s word is his bond.

and

Never break a promise no matter what happens

It used to be like that didn't it 

 

Farmers used to use handshakes etc to broker deals but not anymore sadly 

 

Some say " they are a man of their word" 

[farangkinok]

8 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

"Always look on the bright side of life."

 

[Jeff the Chef]

N A A F I, for all the ex Squddies out there ????

[trainman34014]

My Father used to say    ''The difference between Heaven and Hell is Hell is what we are living '' !

[300sd]

When the whole world is running toward a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.

 

[Yellowtail]

"Them what is, is. Them what aint, aint never gonna be."

"Them what bite, gonna get bit. Them what don't bite? Gonna damn sure get ate up." 

Jerry Don Hood, 1977

 

 

[300sd]

Wisdom comes to us when it can no longer do any good.

[poyai111]

For the romantics and those who have lived the Thai experience:

"Qando amor non es locura, non es amor.", translation: "when love is not madness, it is not love" - Spanish is such a beautiful language 

[Golden Triangle]

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I would have to say this is one of the best qoutes I have read .

Never heard it before but actually relates to all of us who want to be future expats but need to keep planning 

We used it a lot in the military 

[Toby1947]

Before every game of Rugby ????  our skipper used to inspire us with the chant. Come on boys,  " thems that dies will be the lucky uns. " ????????????

[wwest5829]

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

What does that mean?

I can't see any such qoute 

Probably true ???? 

"I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." - Bob Seger quotes from BrainyQuote.com.

 

We live and learn. Earlier in our lives we were unaware of what would come into our experiences.

[wwest5829]

11 minutes ago, poyai111 said:

For the romantics and those who have lived the Thai experience:

"Qando amor non es locura, non es amor.", translation: "when love is not madness, it is not love" - Spanish is such a beautiful language 

Si, si ... es verdad.

[wwest5829]

34 minutes ago, 300sd said:

Wisdom comes to us when it can no longer do any good.

What was the old Pennsylvania Dutch (Deutsh) saying? "We are too soon old and too late smart".

 

[Yellowtail]

"I don't care how or when I die, I only want to know where." 

 

My dad

[ArnieP]

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

Negative energy spreads faster than any virus.

Mightily applicable to aseannow forums !

[dingdongrb]

'80% of the population is ignorant and the other 20% live off of them'

[DrPhibes]

I want to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little bit drunk.

[spider1197]

The world is not perfect!!! and,  I sometimes have to say to myself "Get up off your ass and do something"

[Yellowtail]

Life's not fair....

[Mark Nothing]

You can create your reality.

[brianthainess]

Look before you leap.

He who hesitates is lost.

[brianthainess]

5 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Empty barrels make the most noise.

 

"If" - If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

She did I checked. 

[Yellowtail]

6 minutes ago, brianthainess said:

She did I checked. 

He...

[brianthainess]

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

hours ago, biggeoff69 said:

"You can't put the Poo back in the cow."

Did you try? try harder.