Happy High Season Everyone!

[bob smith]

today is the 1st of november

which typically marks the start of the Thai high tourist season.

It also typically marks the day that bob smith comes out of his cave and starts hitting the mean streets of Thailand again.

 

I have allocated about 50,000 usd for party tokens until the end of april.

2023 was quite a profitable year for me and so now im on a mission to pay back.

You can find me in any of the many bars, pubs, massage parlors & short time hotels around Thailand.

If you are lucky enough to bump into me you may even get a free drink!

who knows.

Stranger things have happened!

 

I would like to wish everyone a happy and profitable high season,

the last 3 years have been tough for everyone but I think this year and into next should be a good one!

 

Lock up your daughters, big spender bob is gonna be on the prowl very soon 😉 

Edited November 1, 2023 by bob smith

[petermik]

Waiting in anticipation...not

[bob smith]

6 minutes ago, petermik said:

Waiting in anticipation...not

I thought you might be, Peter!

[Prubangboy]

What is your favorite short time hotel?

 

How much does that cost these days for how many hours?

[bob smith]

Just now, Prubangboy said:

What is your favorite short time hotel?

 

How much does that cost these days for how many hours?

whichever is closest.

 

and I don’t pay.

 

I just flash my rolex and the girls go weak at the knees!

[Trippy]

You live in Thailand but go out more during high season, that makes no sense.

[KannikaP]

13 minutes ago, bob smith said:

If you are lucky enough to bump into me you may even get a free drink!

How would we recognise you please?

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

How would we recognise you please?

I thought you had blocked me?

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Trippy said:

You live in Thailand but go out more during high season, that makes no sense.

It does if you're minted like me.

 

Only cheap charlies go out boozin when it’s raining!

Edited November 1, 2023 by bob smith

[2baht]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I just flash my rolex and the girls go weak at the knees!

 

     My Rolex does'nt do that? 🤔You are obviously younger and more hansome man than me!

[Trippy]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

It does if your minted like me.

 

Only cheap charlies go out boozin when it’s raining!

Girls outnumber the guys 5-1 low season, high season it goes to 2-1 or less.  It's not a money issue.

[2baht]

12 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

How would we recognise you please?

 

    Look at his photo! Surely you can't mistake that face!

 

Edited November 1, 2023 by 2baht

[Goat]

10 minutes ago, Prubangboy said:

What is your favorite short time hotel?

 

How much does that cost these days for how many hours?

Cost for the hotel or for the cost to take Bob short time?

[2baht]

Just now, Goat said:

Cost for the hotel or for the cost to take Bob short time?

 

     How much is a short time in Soi Buakhao these days, Goat?

[bob smith]

7 minutes ago, Trippy said:

Girls outnumber the guys 5-1 low season, high season it goes to 2-1 or less.  It's not a money issue.

you clearly mix in the wrong circles.

 

or are so ugly/poor that the girls wont even give you the time of day.

 

I dont know about you but whenever i walk into a joint I literally have the pick of the birds.

High season, low season, it doesnt matter.

I dont know if its the way i look, the way I dress, the way i smell but when I walk into a room everyone knows about it.

Edited November 1, 2023 by bob smith

[KannikaP]

4 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

    Look at his photo! Surely you can't mistake that face!

Nah, that's Paul's grandad!

[transam]

3 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

     How much is a short time in Soi Buakhao these days, Goat?

He will know, for sure.........................he goes both ways, he told us..........😘

[2baht]

Just now, transam said:

He will know, for sure.........................he goes both ways, he told us..........😘

 

    He's a monger among mongers!

[2baht]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

Nah, that's Paul's grandad!

 

     Who the hell is Paul???

[Trippy]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

you clearly mix in the wrong circles.

 

or are so ugly/poor that the girls wont even give you the time of day.

 

I dont know about you but whenever i walk into a joint I literally have the pick of the birds.

High season, low season, it doesnt matter.

I dont know if its the way i look, the way I dress, the way i smell but when I walk into a room everyone knows about it.

There's nothing wrong with having a good fantasy, thanks for sharing.

[transam]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

 

    He's a monger among mongers!

...and more, I reckon..............................🤭

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Trippy said:

There's nothing wrong with having a good fantasy, thanks for sharing.

you could only wish to know me in real life buddy.

 

I make sean connery look like johnny vegas! 

[KannikaP]

5 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

     Who the hell is Paul???

 

Edited November 1, 2023 by KannikaP

[2baht]

Just now, KannikaP said:

https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=f4a8b9fca8cb1ed6JmltdHM9MTY5ODcxMDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0wZDgxZTY1OS1jYjVkLTZkYjMtMTA5Zi1mNWUyY2E0ZjZjODEmaW5zaWQ9NTY2MA&ptn=3&hsh=3&fclid=0d81e659-cb5d-6db3-109f-f5e2ca4f6c81&u=a1L2ltYWdlcy9zZWFyY2g_cT1QYXVsJ3MgZ3JhbmRhZCBwaG90byBpbiBIYXJkIERheXMgTmlnaHQmRk9STT1JUUZSQkEmaWQ9REE1RUI3MkJFN0IxQUUzNDNERjFBNTRDODM3QUY4NjRGNTA2MDYwRA&ntb=1

 

    No! Who is Paul? In less than 10 words! I don't do Bing!

 

 

Edited November 1, 2023 by 2baht

[KannikaP]

Just now, 2baht said:

 

    No! Who is Paul? I don't do Bing!

See my edit above.

[2baht]

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

See my edit above.

 

      2 words.....Paul McCartney!

[KannikaP]

Just now, 2baht said:

 

      2 words.....Paul McCartney!

See, we can work it out!

[2baht]

High season, low season, wet season, dust season....everyday is Sunday! 

[Walker88]

31 minutes ago, bob smith said:

whichever is closest.

 

and I don’t pay.

 

I just flash my rolex and the girls go weak at the knees!

 

Good for you.

 

My Piaget doesn't quite do that, but when she sees the Gulfstream, even her mother gets weak in the knees.

[2baht]

Just now, Walker88 said:

 

Good for you.

 

My Piaget doesn't quite do that, but when she sees the Gulfstream, even her mother gets weak in the knees.

 

     Be honest, what color is your Honda Click?