The adventures of Bob (part 2)

[bob smith]

Bobs back on the town today.

last night i came home with about 6,000 in the pocket.

I plan on waxing the lot today

Beer will flow at 10am on the nose

having an espresso now 

bacon and eggs are also on the horizon

no sex today, legs are aching from yesterday.

 

the rooftop wasnt all that it was cracked up to be

lots of wannabe hi so types with their fake rolexes,

overpriced cocktails

not my style

bob likes cheap and cheerful 

I like to keep as much money as I can in the bank.

 

happy friday folks!

[2baht]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

bob likes cheap and cheerful 

 

     The Rolex, Bob, the Rolex???

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

     The Rolex, Bob, the Rolex???

Thats what i mean.

if i spend all my money on silly cocktails then i have less for watches and beer.

 

the things that really matter!

 

I must say, the rolex was killing it yesterday.

I must have had 4 blokes ask me was it real and the girls were almost sat in a puddle. It’s amazing.

Edited November 10, 2023 by bob smith

[2baht]

Just now, bob smith said:

 I must say, the rolex was killing it yesterday.

I must have had 4 blokes ask me was it real and the girls were almost sat in a puddle. It’s amazing.

 

     Mine does'nt do that! Must be your charisma, Bob! 

[Dan O]

I've never seen or heard more BS than you spew about your adventures as well as your fake rolex stories. Your boasting is truely on a level of nonsense few achieve here. 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Dan O said:

I've never seen or heard more BS than you spew about your adventures as well as your fake rolex stories. Your boasting is truely on a level of nonsense few achieve here. 

 

1 minute ago, Dan O said:

I've never seen or heard more BS than you spew about your adventures as well as your fake rolex stories. Your boasting is truely on a level of nonsense few achieve here. 

And yet here you are.

 

thanks for your 2 cents worth!

not that i will take any of it on board

[2baht]

Just now, Dan O said:

Your boasting is truely on a level of nonsense few achieve here. 

 

       Mores the pity, some of the boring old farts here would put a yaba pill to sleep!

[Mike Lister]

Just now, bob smith said:

 

not that i will take any of it on board

You have a boat, is it big?

[theshu25]

3 minutes ago, Dan O said:

I've never seen or heard more BS than you spew about your adventures as well as your fake rolex stories. Your boasting is truely on a level of nonsense few achieve here. 

He is about as fake as his pretend watches.

[bob smith]

Just now, Mike Lister said:

is it big?

Oh it’s big alright.

[bob smith]

Just now, theshu25 said:

He is about as fake as his pretend watches.

Another one!

 

Nice to see you here.

[Mike Lister]

Just now, bob smith said:

Oh it’s big alright.

We should call you sailor Bob, or maybe Captain Bob.

[bob smith]

Just now, Mike Lister said:

We should call you sailor Bob, or maybe Captain Bob.

I prefer Big Bob.

 

Thats what the ladies call me.

[2baht]

Just now, bob smith said:

I prefer Big Bob.

 

Thats what the ladies call me.

 

    Can I call you Smithy?

[bob smith]

Just now, 2baht said:

 

    Can I call you Smithy?

YOU can call me anything you want 2baht. 

[Mike Lister]

Just now, 2baht said:

 

    Can I call you Smithy?

Bob Smithy, or BS for short! 

[bob smith]

Just now, Mike Lister said:

Bob Smithy, or BS for short! 

Its Big Bob to you, Mike!

[stoner]

im rolling up 10 beautiful glass tipped infused joints for the day. good morning bob o.

[Prubangboy]

Bob, would go 30 baht more for a Beer Lao IPA? And have you ever ordered one of those bubbly beer towers at a night market?

 

Beer Lao had a merch store in Vientiane (pre-Covid). I carried home a surprisingly well made Beer Lao cafe umbrella. Still in use a dozen years later.

 

It's a great logo, they really should milk their brand.

[Dan O]

19 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

And yet here you are.

 

thanks for your 2 cents worth!

not that i will take any of it on board

Yep here i am

 

Happy to oblige and point out your nonsense posts for what they are. 

 

Do you actually think anyone othe than yourself believes your fictional tales on here?

[BritManToo]

2 minutes ago, Dan O said:

Yep here i am

Happy to oblige and point out your nonsense posts for what they are. 

Do you actually think anyone othe than yourself believes your fictional tales on here?

I'm here for the entertainment, and Bob provides plenty of that.

Edited November 10, 2023 by BritManToo

[Dan O]

19 minutes ago, Mike Lister said:

We should call you sailor Bob, or maybe Captain Bob.

Its closer to bilge bob

[2baht]

Just now, Dan O said:

Yep here i am

 

Happy to oblige and point out your nonsense posts for what they are. 

 

Do you actually think anyone other than yourself believes your fictional tales on here?

 

     He's a bit more entertaining than you, Dan O! Book em'!

[Dan O]

3 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I'm here for the entertainment, and Bob provides that.

Entertainment isn't what I would call the full stop bs he spews.

[2baht]

Just now, Dan O said:

Entertainment isn't what I would call the full stop bs he spews.

 

     Entertain us, Dan O, show him how it's done! 

[Dan O]

4 minutes ago, 2baht said:

 

     He's a bit more entertaining than you, Dan O! Book em'!

Yeah bs are always entertaining to the feeble minded. I guess you may be in that group as well

 

[stoner]

Just now, 2baht said:

3 minutes ago, Dan O said:

Entertainment isn't what I would call the full stop bs he spews.

 

     Entertain us, Dan O, show him how it's done! 

 

i am quite entertained already by dan. 

[Dan O]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

 

     Entertain us, Dan O, show him how it's done! 

Bobs your dancing monkey 

[2baht]

1 minute ago, Dan O said:

Bobs your dancing monkey 

 

    What's Dan O? The organ grinder?

 

 

Edited November 10, 2023 by 2baht

[Dan O]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

 

    What's Dan O? The organ grinder?

 if anyone is grind an organ its you