I gave money to the gods, stung by a bee and car rammed from behind.

[Chris Daley]

At the start of year we went to the temple with ''9 bags of dry food.''  They said they only want wet food.  So we just gave it to them anyway.  The monk said ''we will give it to the people in the south''.  Sure buddy whatever you want.  Do you want tartar sauce with it or some side dishes?  How about the shirt off my back?

 

The week after that I got stung by a bee and the girlfriend got rammed from behind.  A motorcycle just decided to ram the bumper before riding off.

 

How about you?  Do you think that Devil was actually trying to warn us about God?

[Andrew Dwyer]

I think the Devil was warning you to stop posting stupid topics on here ?

[CharlieH]

CLOSED.