A pride of lions are walking down a path in the jungle when one lion licks the butt-hole of the lion in front of him. The lion in front says. "Hey....what's the deal with licking my butt-hole?"

 And the second lion says:

"I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

14 hours ago, Brickleberry said:

Disgusting. Who on earth wants to lick a butt-hole?

It's called rimming, had a bar girl do it to me one time, and no I didn't ask her to (a friend told me) you should try it sometime. as with some girls enjoy anal sex. 

32 minutes ago, it is what it is said:

 

sounds, sadly, like you've lived a cautious life. it may sound strange to the puritans, but there are some pretty amazing experiences out there

My Ex wifes friend was into it, 

What an utterly bizarre story, and what an utterly unappealing concept. Can you just imagine doing that to random women of all ages, shapes, and sizes? Yikes. And the women who say OK, seems normal.

 

Some people just have some strange concepts about life. 

There ain`t no fun like licking a big fat bum......

Cult leaders come in all shapes and sizes. There was one guy who wore a long dress and lived with twelve men.

Edited January 12, 20242 yr by Purdey

You don't want to play in too many holes

Cross-contamination, it's a real thing! "It's important to keep that in mind to avoid infection by being careful not to ‘double-dip'—meaning that you shouldn't participate in any back-and-forth use of your sex toys, tongue, fingers, or penis," says Sinclair. "This also applies to ass-to-mouth action. Stick to butt stuff or vagina stuff, and don't cross over."

Dont forget to brush your teeth after

Num num num 🤣

Maybe he is a astrologist

Looking for Uranus 

I might pay him a visit

I had a really spicy jungle curry last night 🥵

18 hours ago, Brickleberry said:

Disgusting. Who on earth wants to lick a butt-hole?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

33 minutes ago, dinsdale said:

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

"They" say its better to give than receive. I say differently. Once experienced -- peak pleasure you'll never forget. (But don't curl your tongue.)

A friend of mine liked to call it dining at the altar of Satan. I guess he was religious like the cult leader in the story. Atheists can enjoy too. 

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ,

“Finger licking good”

Also, Tells you the strange things some  Thai ‘s

would do for Gold.

Sa Too!

 

imop

Edited January 12, 20242 yr by riclag

Bit strange that the Boss is doing the Brown Nosing.

it's usually the other way round. 

21 hours ago, Brickleberry said:

Disgusting. Who on earth wants to lick a butt-hole?

Different folks  different ideas. 

 Rimming, also known as analingus, is the act of orally pleasuring the anus. This can involve licking, sucking, kissing, and any other pleasurable act that involves oral-to-anal contact.

13 minutes ago, digger70 said:

Different folks  different ideas. 

 Rimming, also known as analingus, is the act of orally pleasuring the anus. This can involve licking, sucking, kissing, and any other pleasurable act that involves oral-to-anal contact.

 

So someone that does this sort of thing,  are they referred to as a Rimmer ?

No not that one.  

 

 

4 minutes ago, quake said:

 

So someone that does this sort of thing,  are they referred to as a Rimmer ?

No not that one.  

 

 

Yes a Rimmer  

Who Does Rimming?

Rimming is a common sexual practice. While many people associate it with men who have sex with men (MSM), people who identify as heterosexual regularly engage in rimming.

The pudendal nerve enables the sexual stimulation of reproductive organs like the penis and vagina. Since branches of the pudendal nerve also service the anus and perineum, licking, kissing, or fingering these non-reproductive structures can also lead to sexual arousal. This is why so many people find rimming so pleasurable.

According to a 2021 survey conducted by the Melbourne Sexual Health Centre in Australia, 25.5% of heterosexual males and 9.3% of heterosexual females reported performing rimming on a sex partner within the past three months.1

I see a lot of negative comments about this ritual, but has anyone thought to do a follow-up on the followers of this man to see if they did indeed receive charm and good luck? 

8 minutes ago, WDSmart said:

I see a lot of negative comments about this ritual, but has anyone thought to do a follow-up on the followers of this man to see if they did indeed receive charm and good luck? 

Medical reports might be in order too. 

22 minutes ago, quake said:

 

So someone that does this sort of thing,  are they referred to as a Rimmer ?

No not that one.  

 

 

I don't think people are usually named by sexual acts they enjoy. Most of us would have very long names then. 

If the 'devotee' farts during the 'ceremony' does he/she get kicked out from the cult?

A friend told me about a new service on offer Prostate massages,

19 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

A friend told me about a new service on offer Prostate massages,

 

Did you take him up on the offer.

6 hours ago, Purdey said:

Cult leaders come in all shapes and sizes. There was one guy who wore a long dress and lived with twelve men.

At least he went to a prostitute once to try women, but he realized nah not for me  

39 minutes ago, WDSmart said:

I see a lot of negative comments about this ritual, but has anyone thought to do a follow-up on the followers of this man to see if they did indeed receive charm and good luck? 

 

Last report , was one of these dropped out of a cult member.

Many are waiting for a repeat performance.

 

 

Edited January 12, 20242 yr by quake

11 minutes ago, quake said:

 

Did you take him up on the offer.

Her 

13 hours ago, Captain Monday said:

Assume the position

Go into doggie submission 

On 1/11/2024 at 11:35 AM, Brickleberry said:

Disgusting. Who on earth wants to lick a butt-hole?

 

Riley Reid, Dillion Harper, no end of people actually ... appears to be quite lucrative.

 

Kissing ass is also a way of getting on in many areas of life for lots of people. Not to my taste though.

Some say gold leaf ritual some say pervert string him up 🤔