GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 (edited) My Fellow Hypochondriacs: I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once.... Not one purple berry, even! Although I hate to be sick, yet.... I am becoming a bit bored. In the past, when ill, at the very least, I could always find a nurse to provide me with a bit of comfort, and chicken soup, and even a bit of Jewish Penicillin. And, sometimes I would give the nurse a shot, too, when I was younger. So anyway, as of today, it's already been over four years since I had a decent case of the flu, or a dose of the clap, or ..... Anything! I am beginning to wonder what's wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have I somehow lost the ability to get sick? True, during the past four years, I have just about COMPLETELY cut myself off from all polite society. And, truth be told, I now prefer it this way. I have become the typical recluse. I now have ZERO contact with any real humans, and only.... Interact on the virtual level. I am not a ghost of my former self, yet....these days... I just mostly interact with the ghosts on my computer monitor...anytime they... Pop up. When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again? Will I ever rejoin society? Or, is my participation in the Real World, now...just a thing of.... My past? What I miss, somedays, is a hacking cough, and a fever, and the runs.... I just cannot believe that I have not had a good decent RHINOVIRUS for over four years. The last time I became ill with a rhinovirus was back in December of 2019...and...even then.... I wasn't sure if it was a decent one. Maybe I need to stalk a buffalo, just to feel right again. Sometimes, when one lives one's life without risk or discomfort...one forgets...what it really means to.... Be alive! Living such a sterile life as I, these days, leaves something to be desired.... Regards, Gamma NOTE: I don't know why, but many people here in Thailand have too little respect for the buffalo, an animal they think is stupid. Note: Is this dislike for the wonderful buffalo just a best example of projection? Edited January 30 by GammaGlobulin 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted January 30 Popular Post Share Posted January 30 9 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again? Careful what you wish for ... regards worgerdie 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 6 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Careful what you wish for ... regards worgerdie Wishing you continuing good health, Sir! Regards, Gamma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 PS: Wishing Mr. L continuing good health, as well. Mr. L. provides intelligent and amusing commentary, which contributes to my good health. When he is healthy, then I will benefit from his good health, is my guess. Fortunately, Mr. L. has a partner who worships the light shining from his posterior. And, as far as I know, Mr. L., also, is a connoisseur of the female form, particularly the hind part of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 i would like to report that bla bla bla bla stopped reading after that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post still kicking Posted January 30 Popular Post Share Posted January 30 He has been sick for a while. 1 1 6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 22 minutes ago, still kicking said: He has been sick for a while. I just cannot help but love ALL of your comments. Life here on TV just would not be the same without you. Long life to you, Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BenStark Posted January 30 Popular Post Share Posted January 30 4 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Life here on TV just would not be the same without you. Unfortunately the same doesn't apply to you 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 (edited) Someday, I will be under the weather... Then, some will dance on my grave. As long as you are happy.... This is all I truly care about. Edited January 30 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 The chances of you staying healthy are intact. As a hermit you will not likely contract a desease transmitted by human interaction. But sooner or later some of your cells will misfunction. Making you sick. Preparing you for the "grim reaper". If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenStark Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 4 minutes ago, swissie said: The chances of you staying healthy are intact. As a hermit you will not likely contract a desease transmitted by human interaction. But sooner or later some of your cells will misfunction. Making you sick. Preparing you for the "grim reaper". If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle. Virtual people only die when their network crashes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 (edited) 7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: My Fellow Hypochondriacs: I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once.... Not one purple berry, even! Although I hate to be sick, yet.... I am becoming a bit bored. In the past, when ill, at the very least, I could always find a nurse to provide me with a bit of comfort, and chicken soup, and even a bit of Jewish Penicillin. And, sometimes I would give the nurse a shot, too, when I was younger. So anyway, as of today, it's already been over four years since I had a decent case of the flu, or a dose of the clap, or ..... Anything! I am beginning to wonder what's wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have I somehow lost the ability to get sick? True, during the past four years, I have just about COMPLETELY cut myself off from all polite society. And, truth be told, I now prefer it this way. I have become the typical recluse. I now have ZERO contact with any real humans, and only.... Interact on the virtual level. I am not a ghost of my former self, yet....these days... I just mostly interact with the ghosts on my computer monitor...anytime they... Pop up. When, Oh when, will I ever get sick again? Will I ever rejoin society? Or, is my participation in the Real World, now...just a thing of.... My past? What I miss, somedays, is a hacking cough, and a fever, and the runs.... I just cannot believe that I have not had a good decent RHINOVIRUS for over four years. The last time I became ill with a rhinovirus was back in December of 2019...and...even then.... I wasn't sure if it was a decent one. Maybe I need to stalk a buffalo, just to feel right again. Sometimes, when one lives one's life without risk or discomfort...one forgets...what it really means to.... Be alive! Living such a sterile life as I, these days, leaves something to be desired.... Regards, Gamma NOTE: I don't know why, but many people here in Thailand have too little respect for the buffalo, an animal they think is stupid. Note: Is this dislike for the wonderful buffalo just a best example of projection? Better, a bit.... Remastered, if true: Better? Are you... Feeling better? I mean..... I hope you are feeling better..... Edited January 30 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 (edited) 5 hours ago, swissie said: If you can't wait for this to happen, visit a friend at the hospital. You have a good chance that you will accumulate some "hospital-bugs", possibly making you sick, but breaking the monotony of your digitalised world. Few of us envy your lifestyle. Please do not knock what you have not yet tried. Hermits got to make a living, too. Please keep your hospital bugs to yourselves, if you please.... Edited January 30 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post swm59nj Posted January 31 Popular Post Share Posted January 31 Maybe not suffering from physical illness. But mental illness seems to be the case. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jensmann Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 me, 30 years no sick, you've got a long way to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srikcir Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said: I now have ZERO contact with any real humans Be aware of monkeypox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbee2022 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Congrats so far. Not knowing your age accidents and health issues could come unexpected soon. Enjoy your time as long you can🙏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said: I would like to report that, during the past over four years, I have not been sick once.... And yet you make us sick every day 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 3 hours ago, swm59nj said: Maybe not suffering from physical illness. But mental illness seems to be the case. Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,. God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 hours ago, sirineou said: Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,. God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage. Too so me well as. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Take up Chain smoking, and drink a bottle of whisky every day, that may cure your boredom, go hit a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 4 hours ago, sirineou said: Yes but unlike physical illness, the insidious thing about mental is that you never know you have it,. God I am sure glad I don't have drain bramage. Excoriation is sometimes a sign of approbation. I figure, this must be one of those times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 On 1/30/2024 at 10:07 PM, GammaGlobulin said: Although I hate to be sick, yet.... I am becoming a bit bored Staring at a hospital room ceiling would drive you nuts too.. and empty the bank, be grateful for small mercies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris333 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 (edited) For doctors people are a piece of meat for pharmaceutical experiments and if you die, it's your parents' DNA fault that's to blame....... I had a problem at my job because I work at Flight Simulator of combat aircafts and all staff were required to have medical free tests every 2 years.(general health status). I haven't been to any hospital in over 25 years as well as I didnt take any medication even for headaches and I don't go to hospitals because I hate the unhealthy hospital environment. At corona period many of my colleagues quit their jobs because they didn't want to get vaccinated and now the department is begging them to come back. I wish you to be healthy and optimistic but its my nature to keep a median daily healthy food program as well as to run 20km per week althought I work in two jobs and I travel many times in European States -Asian States with fake photo certificate corona and nobody asks me to show it.(boring bureaucracy apartheid procedures). Source: The US Army is Begging Unvaccinated Soldiers to Return https://www.europereloaded.com/the-army-is-begging-unvaccinated-soldiers-to-return/ Laura Branigan - "Self Control" Edited February 1 by Paris333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish star Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I haven’t had anything either but I wish Covid was still here and these Lowlife tourist would go home , like people Not wearing shirts entering restaurants , Scumbags 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 1 Author Share Posted February 1 6 minutes ago, Irish star said: I haven’t had anything either but I wish Covid was still here and these Lowlife tourist would go home , like people Not wearing shirts entering restaurants , Scumbags I am....ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT in agreement with you, Brother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 On 1/30/2024 at 11:05 PM, still kicking said: He has been sick for a while. the dude is totally losing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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