0ffshore360 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 First concern could have been a return of the trash bag/bin ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 11 minutes ago, transam said: Try April Fools' Day for an explanation..........🤭 I can accept your explanation of Bob being a fool, but to blame that on April, do you think that's fair? She prolly doesn't even know him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcho Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Geez, the poor gate. Did it cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 24 minutes ago, marcho said: Geez, the poor gate. Did it cry. Gate PTSD innit mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecyclist Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 1 hour ago, bob smith said: I've dealt with it all before mate. Most thais that give it the big un with their mouths are actually spineless cowards. Most that is, not all. bob. Yes, but they suddenly become very courageous when it's 10 against one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korat Kiwi Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Well if anything Bob, you always get a reaction on AN. 5 pages and still going strong. As they say *hit happens. Deal with it and move on. If the drunkard hasn't returned (with his mates) within a few days I'd say you're in the clear. Keep Calm and have a beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 9 hours ago, bob smith said: this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate. he was actually leaning on the gate itself I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone. I polite asked him to move which he did, but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate. I think he may have been drunk. just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate. This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress, I hope I will be OK. bob. None of this ever happened. You got home after a heavy night on the piiss in Soi Tranny (Soi 6/1), then hit your head on the elevator door in your condo, and then, in your frustrated and drunken stooper, you decide to get on AN at 7 am in the morning to whinge and blame it all on some non-existent Thai guy before you passed out in your bed in your soiled boxers. 🤦🏻♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 6 hours ago, bob smith said: 'STOP THE BOATS!' 😄 😄 😄 I think you misspelled that: it should read; BRATS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 26 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said: Well if anything Bob, you always get a reaction on AN. 5 pages and still going strong. As they say *hit happens. Deal with it and move on. If the drunkard hasn't returned (with his mates) within a few days I'd say you're in the clear. Keep Calm and have a beer! Ok maybe Bob is not so paranoid about that any more but that does not mean the Thai guy and his mates are not out to get him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quake Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 1 hour ago, TigerandDog said: haven't seen you post any explanations as to why you're back, but I'm pretty sure that was all BS too, just like everything else you post.. It could all be the same desk that Yinn sat at. Maybe we should call it Team Dan, sorry, I meant team bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AustinRacing Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 You must live in a poor neighborhood if you got drunks leaning on your gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxcorrigan Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 I'm surprised Bob did'nt give him his afore mentioned "Bob Smith Stare" that would have frightened the life out of him, he woukd quickly have moved. In fact i'm wondering if Chuck Norris has'nt heard of Bob's stare and how he would deal with it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted April 5 Author Share Posted April 5 2 minutes ago, maxcorrigan said: I'm surprised Bob did'nt give him his afore mentioned "Bob Smith Stare" that would have frightened the life out of him, he woukd quickly have moved. In fact i'm wondering if Chuck Norris has'nt heard of Bob's stare and how he would deal with it! I taught Chuck everything he knows. bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 Go sit on his gate, that'll teach him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I woke up this morning and i saw this Thai person leaning on my gate! Is there anyone here with a similar experience? I was not going to kick someone and i did not even ask this person to move! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Pork rips Triple A batteries Half cabbage Bottles of water Shoe inserts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Just now, sipi said: Pork rips Triple A batteries Half cabbage Bottles of water Shoe inserts I've run out of cloud storage. Just using Bob's threads as my shopping list. That's all they're good for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Lister Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 23 hours ago, jvs said: I woke up this morning and i saw this Thai person leaning on my gate! Is there anyone here with a similar experience? I was not going to kick someone and i did not even ask this person to move! I know that chap, he just got drafted into the army. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Mike Lister said: I know that chap, he just got drafted into the army The Salvation or Dad's Army? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexxter Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 4/4/2024 at 7:50 AM, bob smith said: this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate. he was actually leaning on the gate itself I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone. I polite asked him to move which he did, but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate. I think he may have been drunk. just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate. This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress, I hope I will be OK. bob. Are you Swiss? Did you kick him in he back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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