Cockroaches Copulating on Kitchen Kounter: And, me NOT horny, a bit!

[GammaGlobulin]

Hi Folks,

 

You know, this is the first time I have seen more than one cockroach at a time inside any room where I have lived.

I think it must be the fact that most places in Chiang Mai, I mean guesthouses, and condos run commercially, do hire exterminators to spray chemicals outside to control the termites which eat wooden flooring, and almost everything else.

 

I have also lived in other houses, unattached dwellings, where the landlord will protect the home and the wood floors through the employment of qualified exterminators to spray outside, and not inside.

And this outdoor chemical treatment kills most insects that might otherwise enter one's abode.

 

So, this time, I guess I am expected to pay for exterminators to treat the outside area of the house for termite protection.

And, I will gladly do so.

I will do some investigation, and choose the best option.

 

But, this Topic is not about extermination.

 

It is about VOYEURISM !!!

 

Human sexuality is a very diverse thing.

It's diversity, we know, is almost limitless.

 

And so, I am wondering...

If I were to take videos of this behavior on my kitchen counter, could I make any money off of doing so by uploading to the internet some kind of COCKROACH PORN?

 

And, not being an entomologist myself, do you think that there are any scientists around the world who would pay good money to watch the Cockroach Porn Content that I upload?

 

But, really, I guess it is too late now...because....

 

Yesterday, I bought some of that SC Johnson product BAYGONE.

 

And, a few squirts of that, left the copulating cockroaches in the thralls of sexual agony as their little thoraxes gasped their last gasp.

 

SC Johnson!

To the rescue!

 

In future, I will take care of this  problem by hiring someone.

This will take care of ants and termites.

And, I think it is worth it, especially during the raining season in CM.

 

Anyway, I just wished to share this short vignette with you guys, knowing that it might be helpful to some.

 

Baygone is good.

But, watching cockroach copulation does not make most of us horny, as far as know.

 

Best regards,

Gamma

 

 

[Gandtee]

I would suggest changing your medication. You have a problem.😉

[FriscoKid]

I think you've definitely taken the wrong approach here. I suggest you get naked and cover yourself with as many of these filthy little roaches as you can and then see if you can get them to include you in a group session. Just think of all the money you will be able to save after that when not having to go onto all the paid porn sites anymore to get your rocks off. 

[petermik]

Is it possible that there is any sensible topic you would like to discuss or does your medication prevent this.....

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, petermik said:

Is it possible that there is any sensible topic you would like to discuss or does your medication prevent this.....

 

The majority of my Topics are about life in Thailand.

I either write about what I see or experience, first hand.

 

I do not control my environment, Vincent.

 

And, in this Topic, here is my warning:

 

"Your Common Cockroach has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength."

 

 

 

 

[Terrance8812]

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

And so, I am wondering...

If I were to take videos of this behavior on my kitchen counter, could I make any money off of doing so by uploading to the internet some kind of COCKROACH PORN?

Fantastic business idea. I envy you. A huge, untapped market. I suggest you go fully into it and no holds barred. Definitely give it your all. Pull out all the stops. Put your heart into it and go for broke. Invest heavily into it using only the top film crews and directors. No doubt it will prove to be the best financial decision you ever made. 

[AustinRacing]

This guy has a mind of a roach. 

[cowellandrew]

 I hope they had on the safety flip flops!

 

through the employment of qualified exterminators to spray outside, and not inside.

[phetphet]

Mix some Borax (ration 25%) with sugar, honey and boiling water. Let it cool and place it in bottle tops or some other small container, around where they are running.

Three or four day...no more cockroaches.

[ujayujay]

🥱😌😴.......

[GammaGlobulin]

2 hours ago, phetphet said:

Mix some Borax (ration 25%) with sugar, honey and boiling water. Let it cool and place it in bottle tops or some other small container, around where they are running.

Three or four day...no more cockroaches.

 

OK.

Simple enough.

I will try it when I next am able to find some Borax.

I have none stocked in my house, of course.

 

[LALes]

I knew it was you, Gamma.  As soon  as I read the headline.

[Lacessit]

7 hours ago, phetphet said:

Mix some Borax (ration 25%) with sugar, honey and boiling water. Let it cool and place it in bottle tops or some other small container, around where they are running.

Three or four day...no more cockroaches.

It works for ants, they take it back to their nest and it kills the queen. I had not heard the mix kills cockroaches as well.

 

I am more concerned about the human cockroaches posting on ASEAN, they seem to be breeding apace as well.

[Lacessit]

21 minutes ago, LALes said:

I knew it was you, Gamma.  As soon  as I read the headline.

One of these days, he will surprise us all with a one-word headline.

[GammaGlobulin]

50 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

One of these days, he will surprise us all with a one-word headline.

 

I already have, and already did, and it was rightfully and justifiably removed....no complaints from me...for sure.

 

[phetphet]

8 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

OK.

Simple enough.

I will try it when I next am able to find some Borax.

I have none stocked in my house, of course.

 

You can order it online. Works fantastically well on ants too.

https://www.chemipan.com/a/en-gb/

[phetphet]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

It works for ants, they take it back to their nest and it kills the queen. I had not heard the mix kills cockroaches as well.

 

I am more concerned about the human cockroaches posting on ASEAN, they seem to be breeding apace as well.

I only know because I tried it on the off chance. But yes, it worked.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, LALes said:

I knew it was you, Gamma.  As soon  as I read the headline.

 

Some people here are trying to deceive me, and trick me into buying Borax powder to carry back to my nest.

 

They think I am THAT stupid?

 

I am not so easily killed-off as they THINK!

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I am more concerned about the human cockroaches posting on ASEAN, they seem to be breeding apace as well.

 

If you are referring to me....

I am impervious to Borax.

Even so, as I mentioned, I would not intentionally bring it into my nest.

 

 

[Lacessit]

22 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

If you are referring to me....

I am impervious to Borax.

Even so, as I mentioned, I would not intentionally bring it into my nest.

 

 

No, I am not referring to you.

 

I tend to think of you more as the result of feeding Tante Danielle male hormones.

[GammaGlobulin]

8 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

No, I am not referring to you.

 

I tend to think of you more as the result of feeding Tante Danielle male hormones.

 

 

THAT would be one heck of a METAMORPHOSIS....indeed!

One that would make even Kafka...proud....

 

[daveAustin]

Fair play, Gamma, you is one messed up dude. Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder. 🙂