9 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

  How much to watch them to take a dump ?

you thinking toilet, chest or glass top coffee table ?

4 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

you thinking toilet, chest or glass top coffee table ?

 

   Off the top of a 4 story condo 

11 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Google Veronica Moser scat

 

   I'll save that for when I get back from the Pub tonight 

13 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

He should totally stop consuming any type of fluids or liquids at all for at least a few weeks. Presumably that should fix the problem. 

It sure would, he'd be dead.

Welcome back Bob. Not.

I drop wet farts regularly. Must be all those greasy English breakfasts. The farts often leave some massive hershey squirts in my boxers. My missus is a really good sport though and always deals with it. Lucky for her I only change boxers once every 2-3 months. 

1 hour ago, thecyclist said:

You, with a second account. 

 

I have only ONE account.

One account is actually too much for me, IMHO, time-wise.

 

The last thing anyone needs is two accounts.

 

 

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

Coupla gals Ive met of Tf dating website... they will pee on your for 500.

How much for solids?

This Topic is just WAY TOO Gross for polite company, me included.

NG

NG

IMHO

 

But, to each his/her own.

 

3 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Coupla gals Ive met of Tf dating website... they will pee on your for 500.

Will they toss salad?

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

One account is actually too much for me, IMHO, time-wise.

Oh, yeah, for sure. You are such a busy guy. Hardly have any time for AN. 
 

Meanwhile, back in reality, you dominate the pub with dozens of bizarre posts that nobody has any interest in. It seems if anyone has too much time on their hands to sit there and peck out useless drivel, it's gotta be you. 

Depends ¿¿¿

Again a medical topic become a laugh thing topic of some posters disgusting  

On 10/24/2024 at 12:44 PM, BarBoy said:

lately I have had a serious bout of bed wetting. Im not sure why but it usually happens after 3am, i wake up soaking wet. ive been hitting the booze hard recently so I am wondering if that has anything to do with it. should I see a doctor? am also a bit stressed out due to recent life changes so i think that could be a factor.

does anyone else have the same problem? 

 

 

 

  Rent  a small room where the toilet is close to the bed and if you've drank enough beer, you should be able to pee in the toilet from your bed .

   Just sleep facing the toilet 

My brother in-law use to do that. He’s gone now. He didn’t drink. I think he was too lazy to get up out of bed. Myself I have never had a problem

10 hours ago, Kinok Farang said:

How much for solids?

We talking brick solid.... or Mr Whippy solid ?

On 10/24/2024 at 12:44 PM, BarBoy said:

lately I have had a serious bout of bed wetting. Im not sure why but it usually happens after 3am, i wake up soaking wet. ive been hitting the booze hard recently so I am wondering if that has anything to do with it. should I see a doctor? am also a bit stressed out due to recent life changes so i think that could be a factor.

does anyone else have the same problem? 

 

 

See a urologist.  It could be a bladder issue and the longer you wait, the worse it might get.

On 10/24/2024 at 1:51 AM, marin said:

You should have never left Bob!!!   Now you are so easily caught out when you try to return. Just pick up a few packs of these and enjoy. 

 

On 10/24/2024 at 5:44 AM, BarBoy said:

lately I have had a serious bout of bed wetting. Im not sure why but it usually happens after 3am, i wake up soaking wet. ive been hitting the booze hard recently so I am wondering if that has anything to do with it. should I see a doctor? am also a bit stressed out due to recent life changes so i think that could be a factor.

does anyone else have the same problem? 

 

 

 

You could try adult diapers at nighttime.

You may be suffering from overflow incontinence! It can get to the point where urine backs up into the kidneys...very dangerous! See a urologist immediately and don't believe the usual witty AN bar stool philosophers.

I REALLY find this Topic FAR too CRUDE for my tastes.

Perhaps, a trip to the LOUNGE is in order?

 

Just asking.and...

NOT advocating that it be moved.

 

Perhaps, my tastes are not the same as most in the Farang Pub...

Is my guess.

 

 

3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I REALLY find this Topic FAR too CRUDE for my tastes.

Perhaps, a trip to the LOUNGE is in order?

 

Just asking.and...

NOT advocating that it be moved.

 

Perhaps, my tastes are not the same as most in the Farang Pub...

Is my guess.

 

 

 

Is somebody holding a gun to your head forcing you to read ?

 

Kind of ironic given all the crap you post  !!

Edited October 26, 20241 yr by Ralf001

Contact an Urologist to check your prostrate.

 

For now: buy some small pampers you can put in to your underware. They are sticking there. Price for 1 package with 20  pieces is ~42- 48 THB. You can change them daily or 2 times a day,  after the shower on the evening and before the breakfast in the morning.

 

 

Buy via Aliexpress a solution: underwear with a liquid catcher and a bag where the liquid goes to. ( urine catherder bag )

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I REALLY find this Topic FAR too CRUDE for my tastes.

Perhaps, a trip to the LOUNGE is in order?

 

Just asking.and...

NOT advocating that it be moved.

 

Perhaps, my tastes are not the same as most in the Farang Pub...

Is my guess.

 

 

Pest/Troll. Get a life. 

On 10/24/2024 at 1:13 PM, bkk6060 said:

Put a plastic cover on your mattress or wear a diaper.

So, how many times have you 'wet' the bed?

Did you change the mattress? You didn't say.

Did you have to buy a new mattress each time? You didn't say.

did you just sleep on the wet/dried mattress? You didn't say.

 

63 years ago, at an old WW2 Naval air Station in Scotland,There was an old and bold guy, like you, who had the same problem.

When he was discovered, at a Captain's monthly rounds, his bed was exposed as a stinking, rotting mess.

 

Is your bed the same? You didn't say.

On 10/25/2024 at 5:36 AM, FriscoKid said:

I fully agree. He should totally stop consuming any type of fluids or liquids at all for at least a few weeks. Presumably that should fix the problem. 

If after a month of taking your well meant advise and receive no reply one could presume the man has died from dehydration or seeking a second opinion 

On 10/24/2024 at 12:44 PM, BarBoy said:

lately I have had a serious bout of bed wetting. Im not sure why but it usually happens after 3am, i wake up soaking wet. ive been hitting the booze hard recently so I am wondering if that has anything to do with it. should I see a doctor? am also a bit stressed out due to recent life changes so i think that could be a factor.

does anyone else have the same problem? 

 

 

I always have a dream where I'm looking for a toilet, but when I find one something ridiculous happens, like the door falling off or someone banging on the door, which prevents me from peeing. After a few of these attempts I wake up and head for the toilet. It usually only happens when I'm bursting, most times I wake naturally for my bathroom trek.

On 10/26/2024 at 6:48 PM, PuiPuiHarry said:

Buy via Aliexpress a solution: underwear with a liquid catcher and a bag where the liquid goes to. ( urine catherder bag )

He needs to stick a rubber tube up himself every night? My god. And I hope he sleeps alone.

Probably answered your own question. Probably’