Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Sig]

7 hours ago, Dukeleto said:

Christian Brothers College?  Or perhaps the Centre for Disease Control?

Or maybe Canada's Betraying Cronies

[iLuvThai]

WOW quite the comments. I'll just add what does age have to do with anything, people if all ages die everyday. Everyone has an expiration date, the good news is most of us don't know when that is. Or I guess it could be bad news if your not prepared to meet God.

 

 

[Sig]

47 minutes ago, Roo Island said:

Link?

It's such common knowledge these days, it would take a whole 10 seconds on Google to find myriad papers or reports on this topic. Amazingly, it appears you didn't know about it already.

[dddave]

I was staying at a Phnom Penh hotel once.  There was a commotion outside my door and a look revealed a lot of police and several hotel employees.  Turned out a younger man: mid-40s who had just flown in from Europe and checked it the previous night was found dead in his bed.  Same as this case, no sign of struggle or drugs or any other person in the room.  Long story short, autopsy revealed deep vein thrombosis (DVT), a blood clot from his leg to heart.  Not that uncommon after long flights sitting for 10 hours plus.

Edited yesterday at 07:05 AM by dddave

[smew]

RIP: too young to go.. friends waited days to contact him..!!>>?... not much of friends.

BiB conclusion will be: suicide 

[BritScot]

23 hours ago, Kerryd said:

Guaranteed it had f*** all to do with covid boosters. Try getting your information from legitimate sources instead of UFO conspiracy sites.

Could be a dozen reasons for someone to die in their sleep.
But as they do for any foreigner who dies without an obvious cause of death, they will do an autopsy.

Usually if they suspect drugs (or boner-pill) overdose they mention it in the article (like if there were bottles of heart medication or insulin laying around or opened packages of (insert favourite boner-pill here).

The other photo in the Thaiger article shows a bit of the living room. A number of (cracker ? digestive bisquit ?) boxes, some opened. Bunch of crap on the table but no alcohol. 

No name given either, which seems a bit odd for Thai media.  Was a time they'd literally publish the face page of your passport with just the passport number blanked out as well as your full address, right down to house number, village, street, postal code.

A proper investigation would note if his wallet still had money in it, if any CCTV cameras recorded the last time he entered the building (and if he was alone), how long he'd been in Thailand, was he morbidly obese, etc, etc.

I remember back around what, 2010 ? In the first couple months of the year six Canadians died in Thailand. A doctor riding in a baht bus in Chiang Mai (shot - supposedly by a bullet from a "bird hunter" that missed it's target).
Another Canadian flew to Thailand to meet a woman (a teacher in Isaan) he'd been corresponding with online. They went to dinner and then to his hotel (uh huh) where he apparently took a couple extra little blue pills to make sure he'd be "up" to the task - and then croaked on top of her minutes later.
Another guy died in a motorcycle crash, riding a Harley in Pattaya. (That hit  close to home as it happened barely a week after I'd parked my Harley - in Pattaya - and went back to work in Afghanistan.)
A girl died when she slipped on wet tiles by a hotel pool, cracked her head open and fell into the pool.
The other two were big news. 2 girls who went to Phuket, partied in a bar that served "bucket drinks", went back to their hotel - and were found dead in their room the next day. (Suspected insecticide poisoning.)

(My dad died here in Nov 2010 but it didn't make the papers. He passed away in the hospital as a result of his late stage lung cancer. No autopsy required as they knew what killed him.)

Lots of ways for people to die in Thailand and NONE of them have ANYTHING to do with "covid booster shots".

I think it is you who requires to actually listen to the medical exerts. All of the original statements about the Gene therapy (it was never a vaccine) have already been proven false verging on being lies. Even the deadly covid virus (same virus as the cold/flu) was nothing more than that flu virus and not even a very deadly strain (man edited). Average leathal age was higher than the average mortality age. Even the governments own data showed this (people to lazy to check). When some people noticed the figures were promptly hidden. Let us never forget the massive increases in young men simply dropping dead and the increase of cardiovascular inflammation and death. The increases in cancers in people. But hay many new millionaires and billionaires were made.

[Middle Aged Grouch]

Some have pointed out an interesting point on how the tiles they use here can get slippery. The glossy finished tiles look cool and are used all over the place in houses, condos, public spaces etc...but they are deadly over slippery when it's wet or with wet shoes or when they have been over polished-cleaned like it's always done.

[300sd]

On 10/29/2024 at 6:00 PM, Kerryd said:

Guaranteed it had f*** all to do with covid boosters. Try getting your information from legitimate sources instead of UFO conspiracy sites.

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. Mark Twain said it. Don't blame the messenger.

[Acharn]

I would guess a bad heart resulting from Long Covid. In the U.S. something like 10,000 people a day are catching Covid, and about 3 percent of them develop Long Covid.

[radiochaser]

13 hours ago, Roo Island said:

Link?

 

12 hours ago, Sig said:

It's such common knowledge these days, it would take a whole 10 seconds on Google to find myriad papers or reports on this topic. Amazingly, it appears you didn't know about it already.

I think it was less than 5 seconds with bing.com.  Most definitely not 10 seconds.  

[steven100]

13 hours ago, smew said:

RIP: too young to go.. friends waited days to contact him..!!>>?... not much of friends.

BiB conclusion will be: suicide 

 

4-5 days to knock on his door ...  I think ' friends '  is a bit exaggerated in this case,  let's just call them acquaintance's.  

[suspectdevice]

On 10/29/2024 at 10:42 AM, steven100 said:

whatever you say 

What did he say??? 🤪

[steven100]

25 minutes ago, suspectdevice said:

What did he say??? 🤪

he just blubbered on ...  🤭

[gargamon]

Haven't heard from stoner for a while. He's Canadian and about that age and lives in Phuket.

[watchcat]

On 10/29/2024 at 11:00 AM, Kerryd said:

I remember back around what, 2010 ?

 

Wow, Im impressed about your memmory

[Roo Island]

On 10/30/2024 at 7:59 AM, Sig said:

It's such common knowledge these days, it would take a whole 10 seconds on Google to find myriad papers or reports on this topic. Amazingly, it appears you didn't know about it already.

Link....

[steven100]

5 hours ago, gargamon said:

Haven't heard from stoner for a while. He's Canadian and about that age and lives in Phuket.

 

oh dear '     so your saying it was one of our AN members who have now left us ...

 

That's terrible news ....  sorry to hear that Gargamon.  Stoner was a good member..

 

oh so sad ....

 

RIP ...   

[Roo Island]

On 10/30/2024 at 7:27 AM, blazes said:

 

 

https://www.bhf.org.uk/informationsupport/heart-matters-magazine/news/coronavirus-and-your-health/coronavirus-vaccine-your-questions-answered/myocarditis-and-covid-19-vaccines-should-you-be-worried
 

myocarditis and pericarditis don't cause death and are very rare after a jab

[madone]

Dear AseanNow/Thaiger and "Bob Scott"

Should I perish unexpectedly and you see fit to write a "news article" about my death, please prompt the AI to go easy on the pithy cliches and vague speculation.

It is just plain insulting.