This is how Farang keep Super-Clean in Thailand: Being Farang, I use "SuperClean".

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Friends,

 

Being a Super-Clean Farang, I wanted to share with you my thoughts concerning how I, personally, keep myself, and my clothes, super clean.

 

Fortunately, I have the help of a Korean manufacturer.....SAMSUNG.

 

In the past, I recall that I made some observations about Samsung washing machines that I had, frequently in the past, used without being much impressed.

 

However, I think it might have been the fact that, due to those machines being poorly maintained, or just extremely old, I mistakenly provided an inaccurate view of my radically changed view of SAMSUNG Products sold in Thailand, at least, for example, Samsung memory, Samsung refrigerators, and Samsung washing machines.....(BUT, I still do not like the Samsung ACs that I have used in Thailand's guesthouses where I have stayed.

 

My opinion about my new 16Kg washing machine that I purchased a short time ago is that:

 

This Samsung washing machine is a BEAST.....but an extremely quiet beast.....in fact....WHISPER QUIET.

 

The Samsung machine I purchased....I now love....for many reasons.

 

1. It's quiet.

2. It's stable.

3. It does the job.

4. It keeps this Farang fairly clean, which can't be easy.

 

Some say that Farang are not as clean as Asians, but I DO NOT think so.

I think that, if any Farang were to buy a Samsung washing machine, same as I did, then...

Even Farang could have laundry JUST as CLEAN as the laundry washed by Koreans in Korea.

 

The reason for this Topic is TWO-FOLD....

 

a.  Some time back, I commented on the poor performance of the coin-operated washing machines I had used at guesthouses and in village-stores, and what-not....BUT....

This was not really a valid test.

 

Therefore, I now want to amend my assessment to provide a more accurate view of what I actually think.

 

b.  What I think is that this Samsung washing machine is .....AMAZINGLY GREAT for the money I paid.

I am SUPER, DUPER, happy with its performance.

 

It cleans well, even for a Farang.

 

I have ZERO complaints.

 

I think if you check back in past Topics, then you can find the exact model of this machine which I purchased...and....

I am very glad I chose this Samsung model.

 

c.  So....IF....I had a GF, and were not as celibate as I am....the FIRST thing I would do would be to buy an extra machine for my GF....i.e...

 

i. One machine for my GF to use....

ii.  And, one machine for me to continue to use....

iii.  I would never allow my GF, or anyone else, to even handle my Samsung machine.....meaning I do love it this much.

 

===============

 

I will be happy to reply to any valid and sincere questions concerning my impressions of the Samsung BEAST washing machine I bought.

Also...PLEASE....do NOT talk to me about any SIDE-LOADERS or FRONT-LOADERS...because....

I am just too happy with this TOP-LOADER.

 

===========

In conclusion, for those that might mistakenly believe that I did not actually buy this machine....

 

HERE are two photos of my machine....set on....

 

SUPER-DUPER CLEAN CYCLE....

And, please believe me....

This Super-Clean cycle works.

 

Also, please note from the images...

I have every  setting cranked up to the very TOP.

Water level, Wash time, number of rinses, and number of spins....the entire schlemiel....(that's Philly talk)....

Meaning that....

I do not care about time...because....

It's only 12:42AM, so far, and I still have hours of darkness before the sun returns...when I will hang this load....

To dry.

 

 

 

I am a bonehead for not buying this machine....far sooner.

 

If you have a GF...then....get one for her...and...also...

One for yourself.

This is what I would do....

In a heartbeat.

 

I am please as punch to be using a machine as fine as this one....

Almost gets me quite hard, every time I do.

 

No joke....

 

Buy this machine....if you can get it for the same price I paid.

It's a keeper.

 

Best regards,

Thinking of you and your beloved who washes your clothes....

 

Gamma

 

 

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

Being a Super-Clean Farang, I wanted to share with you my thoughts concerning how I, personally, keep myself, and my clothes, super clean.

 

Fortunately, I have the help of a Korean manufacturer.....SAMSUNG.

 

In the past, I recall that I made some observations about Samsung washing machines that I had, frequently in the past, used without being much impressed.

 

However, I think it might have been the fact that, due to those machines being poorly maintained, or just extremely old, I mistakenly provided an inaccurate view of my radically changed view of SAMSUNG Products sold in Thailand, at least, for example, Samsung memory, Samsung refrigerators, and Samsung washing machines.....(BUT, I still do not like the Samsung ACs that I have used in Thailand's guesthouses where I have stayed.

 

My opinion about my new 16Kg washing machine that I purchased a short time ago is that:

 

This Samsung washing machine is a BEAST.....but an extremely quiet beast.....in fact....WHISPER QUIET.

 

The Samsung machine I purchased....I now love....for many reasons.

 

1. It's quiet.

2. It's stable.

3. It does the job.

4. It keeps this Farang fairly clean, which can't be easy.

 

Some say that Farang are not as clean as Asians, but I DO NOT think so.

I think that, if any Farang were to buy a Samsung washing machine, same as I did, then...

Even Farang could have laundry JUST as CLEAN as the laundry washed by Koreans in Korea.

 

The reason for this Topic is TWO-FOLD....

 

a.  Some time back, I commented on the poor performance of the coin-operated washing machines I had used at guesthouses and in village-stores, and what-not....BUT....

This was not really a valid test.

 

Therefore, I now want to amend my assessment to provide a more accurate view of what I actually think.

 

b.  What I think is that this Samsung washing machine is .....AMAZINGLY GREAT for the money I paid.

I am SUPER, DUPER, happy with its performance.

 

It cleans well, even for a Farang.

 

I have ZERO complaints.

 

I think if you check back in past Topics, then you can find the exact model of this machine which I purchased...and....

I am very glad I chose this Samsung model.

 

c.  So....IF....I had a GF, and were not as celibate as I am....the FIRST thing I would do would be to buy an extra machine for my GF....i.e...

 

i. One machine for my GF to use....

ii.  And, one machine for me to continue to use....

iii.  I would never allow my GF, or anyone else, to even handle my Samsung machine.....meaning I do love it this much.

 

===============

 

I will be happy to reply to any valid and sincere questions concerning my impressions of the Samsung BEAST washing machine I bought.

Also...PLEASE....do NOT talk to me about any SIDE-LOADERS or FRONT-LOADERS...because....

I am just too happy with this TOP-LOADER.

 

===========

In conclusion, for those that might mistakenly believe that I did not actually buy this machine....

 

HERE are two photos of my machine....set on....

 

SUPER-DUPER CLEAN CYCLE....

And, please believe me....

This Super-Clean cycle works.

 

Also, please note from the images...

I have every  setting cranked up to the very TOP.

Water level, Wash time, number of rinses, and number of spins....the entire schlemiel....(that's Philly talk)....

Meaning that....

I do not care about time...because....

It's only 12:42AM, so far, and I still have hours of darkness before the sun returns...when I will hang this load....

To dry.

 

 

 

I am a bonehead for not buying this machine....far sooner.

 

If you have a GF...then....get one for her...and...also...

One for yourself.

This is what I would do....

In a heartbeat.

 

I am please as punch to be using a machine as fine as this one....

Almost gets me quite hard, every time I do.

 

No joke....

 

Buy this machine....if you can get it for the same price I paid.

It's a keeper.

 

Best regards,

Thinking of you and your beloved who washes your clothes....

 

Gamma

 

 

Change your medication 

[pattayasan]

Thanks for that, I learned how to write baby care. soot dek aun.

[RSD1]

20 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I am a bonehead

Absolutely, no objection or disagreement with that conclusion. 

[still kicking]

3 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Absolutely, no objection or disagreement with that conclusion. 

Let him go to Malaya and have a sex change (but he can use his super farang cleaner as well)

[GammaGlobulin]

Just now, still kicking said:

Let him go to Malaya and have a sex change (but he can use his super farang cleaner as well)

 

You know.....

 

One of the very best things about not have a GF is....

 

There is nobody to tell you when you can, or cannot, do you laundry.

 

There are very few things better than this in life.....

 

And, the older we get, the more we realize just how true this is.

 

[still kicking]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You know.....

 

One of the very best things about not have a GF is....

 

There is nobody to tell you when you can, or cannot, do you laundry.

 

There are very few things better than this in life.....

 

And, the older we get, the more we realize just how true this is.

 

You don't have clue at all I don't do any laundry or cleaning or cooking my Thai wife does it all 

[GammaGlobulin]

Just now, still kicking said:

You don't have clue at all I don't do any laundry or cleaning or cooking my Thai wife does it all 

 

You're missing out on things that provide TRUE MEANING IN LIFE....

 

Perhaps it's you that hasn't the clue.

 

 

[still kicking]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You're missing out on things that provide TRUE MEANING IN LIFE....

 

Perhaps it's you that hasn't the clue.

 

 

That's why I am married for 21 years 

[pattayasan]

Just now, still kicking said:

That's why I am married for 21 years 

 

You have a fully automatic washing machine.

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, pattayasan said:

 

You have a fully automatic washing machine.

First of all I have, second my wife does the washing.

[GammaGlobulin]

Listen guys!

 

Have you ever wondered why your wives can just stand and watch their washing machines progress from one cycle to the next cycle?

 

Women love to watch their washing machines agitate and spin.

 

Did you ever wonder why they become so fixated on the workings of their machines?

 

Well...I would tell you...but.....then....

 

What would be the point?

 

Let's just say that I am one who....actually....KNOWS....!

 

 

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Listen guys!

 

Have you ever wondered why your wives can just stand and watch their washing machines progress from one cycle to the next cycle?

 

Women love to watch their washing machines agitate and spin.

 

Did you ever wonder why they become so fixated on the workings of their machines?

 

Well...I would tell you...but.....then....

 

What would be the point?

 

Let's just say that I am one who....actually....KNOWS....!

 

 

And guys like you watch the dryer go round and round and think it is a TV.....................

[GammaGlobulin]

1 minute ago, still kicking said:

And guys like you watch the dryer go round and round and think it is a TV.....................

 

Still....I find it rather peaceful to be staring at the blinking lights.....

 

Now I think I understand the ZEN of Clothes-washing....in the dark.....

 

[RSD1]

16 minutes ago, still kicking said:

You don't have clue at all I don't do any laundry or cleaning or cooking my Thai wife does it all 

 

And she cleans out your tubes too. Another thing that GG is forced to do by himself, alone, and single handedly.

[still kicking]

3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Still....I find it rather peaceful to be staring at the blinking lights.....

 

Now I think I understand the ZEN of Clothes-washing....in the dark.....

 

Your TV for tonight 

 

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

 

And she cleans out your tubes too. Another thing that GG is forced to do by himself, alone, and single handedly.

Don't know about that I am 77 now 

[RSD1]

20 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Don't know about that I am 77 now 

 

But you are still kicking. So it is always an option!

[still kicking]

6 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

 

But you are still kicking. So it is always an option!

What is the option?

[GammaGlobulin]

Just now, still kicking said:

What is the option?

 

The final option.

[still kicking]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

The final option.

If I would be Pauline Hanson I would ask pls explain....

[GammaGlobulin]

5 minutes ago, still kicking said:

If I would be Pauline Hanson I would ask pls explain....

 

Maybe what you need is some....washing-machine music.....?

 

Plus....

 

Plenty of Purple Berries....

 

 

[still kicking]

Come on don't post U-tube movies how is it to be a new ladyboy? 

[GammaGlobulin]

8 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Come on don't post U-tube movies how is it to be a new ladyboy? 

 

You seem like a very sensitive and intuitive type, full of introspection.

Maybe you would like this washing-machine selection, instead?:

 

 

If only you had a woman such as this....

To do your laundry....

 

Nobody could be so unhappy...if only one did.....

 

[still kicking]

I ask you a question  

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, still kicking said:

I ask you a question  

 

The answer to your question is this:

 

While doing my laundry, no matter how long it takes...

I never waste a moment of my life.

 

Instead, I use this time to reflect upon the very many insights that I have gained through my readings of various authors, throughout my life.

 

And, I will tell you:

 

The greatest thinker that I have read in my life is none other than....

 

NOAM CHOMSKY.

 

Fortunately, he is still alive....though...apparently...

 

Just barely.

 

My heart is with Noam, these days.....

 

Even while washing my clothes.

 

Just Keeping a clean mind!

This is what we all should be doing.....

 

(My SAMSUNG washing machine is now signalling me.....so sorry.... I must go now.)

 

 

 

 

[freedomnow]

Your post are like an AI on magic mushrooms.

[GammaGlobulin]

15 minutes ago, freedomnow said:

Your post are like an AI on magic mushrooms.

 

Maybe....

 

But, I will tell you quite honestly....

 

Hanging out one's laundry to dry at this time of night is best done on Loi Krathong....because....

 

This is the evening when the Moon is the brightest.

 

I am loving it.

 

My clothes will be dry before dawn....hopefully.

 

NOTE4:  Be sure to hide your roaches.....

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I am loving it.

 

My clothes will be dry before dawn....hopefully.

 

And....

 

It appears, still, to be a long time before the dawn.....

 

 

 

Just wait, please.....

 

 

[save the frogs]