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I am currently in one of the most famous tourist spots in the world for a few days (I had no choice) and the things I have seen have truly shocked me.

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

The place is also full of absolute numpties, no wonder these Security guards end up decking farangs left right and centre when they behave the way they do. I had a chat with one the other night and he was a pleasant character with me, then 5 minutes later he had some shirtless farang lunatic in a headlock..

 

 

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

 

No prizes for guessing wrong....

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8 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

If you know what/where I'm talking about then you know!! 

New York? LA? San Francisco?

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1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

 Why do you say you had no choice?

I don't want to get into that..

 

I just didn't have a choice.

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Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

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Just now, CharlieH said:

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

...can you promise that I won't get banned, Charlie? 😅

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4 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Well c'mon Colin regail us with the sordid details of what precisely did you see to warrant "Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. "

IIRC the opening scenes of the TV series "Peaky Blinders" showed couples openly shagging in the streets. Perhaps that is what has shocked BB's sensitive soul.

 

Question: Did he go back to his hotel and watch porn, for acclimatization purposes?

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Just now, Lacessit said:

Perhaps that is what has shocked BB's sensitive soul

I'm anything but sensitive. But if I post what a woman said to me in my ear last night I will definitely get banned...

 

It was more than R Rated.

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2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I'm anything but sensitive. But if I post what a woman said to me in my ear last night I will definitely get banned...

 

It was more than R Rated.

Was it a threesome with a German Shepherd?

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1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

Worse. Much worse.

I've probably gone far enough without getting banned myself.

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41 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

 

 

This place has always been notorious for red light activity, but this high season is taking things to a whole new level. It's absololute madness what's going on. Chaos, carnage, debauchery and pure hedonism. Women (and men) of all races, colours, creeds, faiths etc are lining the streets brassing themselves off, day and night...

 

.

 

I live in a tourist spot, sounds similar to the one you have visited.... Its the reason why I wont move somewhere else.

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1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I live in a tourist spot, sounds similar to the one you have visited.... Its the reason why I wont move somewhere else.

You mean you actually like it?...

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3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

You mean you actually like it?...

Its why I stay here.

 

Yeah the work commute each day is tiresome (1 to 1.5hr each way) but the option to move closer to work and miss out on all that this place has to offer within a 10minute  bolt ride from my house.... yeah, Nah.

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9 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Was it a threesone with an Isreali shepard ?

It was a Lebanese one....

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10 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

A few Soi numbers would suffice

It's the soi with buildings n that.

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2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

It's the soi with buildings n that.


Bless you Bobby Brazzer for that high level intel. Your trust in me is deeply treasured. I won't be telling a single soul!

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Bob, another frequent thread-starter, also with an alliterative name, put up a thread today that's maybe right up your alley.

 

He asks if human existence has become just too complex to comprehend.

 

I guess I have an advantage, as I studied lots of biology and zoology in my pre-med days, so I know the 'birds and the bees' are wont to do what birds and bees do.

 

The sole purpose of life is more life, and as humans, we want to practice for game day as much as possible. Pattaya offers up that chance.

 

Get in there and follow the prime directive, Bob. Practice makes perfect.

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52 minutes ago, Walker88 said:

Bob, another frequent thread-starter, also with an alliterative name, put up a thread today that's maybe right up your alley.

 

He asks if human existence has become just too complex to comprehend.

 

I guess I have an advantage, as I studied lots of biology and zoology in my pre-med days, so I know the 'birds and the bees' are wont to do what birds and bees do.

 

The sole purpose of life is more life, and as humans, we want to practice for game day as much as possible. Pattaya offers up that chance.

 

Get in there and follow the prime directive, Bob. Practice makes perfect.

Somebody's been reading Richard Dawkins.

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2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I don't want to get into that..

 

I just didn't have a choice.

 

Just bite the bullet, give her the house, get a divorce and move to Cambodia.

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