11 Things for Lefties to do on Inaugeration Day

[connda]

Time magazine publishes 11 thing for the Trump adverse to do on Inauguration Day.
https://time.com/7207613/trump-inauguration-day-mental-health-activities/?linkId=717442615

My favorite:
"Cry with a friend

It might seem counterintuitive, but if you need to shed a few tears on Inauguration Day, it’s healthy to let them out with one caveat: You shouldn’t do it alone. “The grace and speed with which somebody recovers from grief if they have an opportunity to cry with the support of another person—someone who they trust and who they believe cares about them—is orders of magnitude improved,” Simon-Thomas says."

 

Now the poor creatures, like my own West Coast progressive liberal sister, will don their masks and suffer in angst-driven horror at all things "Trump" for the next four years.
"ARRRRGGGHHHHHH."

[novacova]

Wish all you lefties a happy MAGA Monday!

[metisdead]

Posts with derogatory nicknames, intentional misspellings, or personal remarks will be removed. Spell names correctly for all sides of the debate.

[Stiddle Mump]

Spend the day under a cold shower. Or, sit alone and listen to CNN until the fat lady sings.

[Airalee]

That article was hilarious.  But it was a bit vauge and could use some fleshing out.

 

Give Back

 

Provide vegan treats to protesters

 

Work out

yup…fifteen jumping jacks…that’ll also help get rid of that double chin.

 

Get creative

Choose a new hair color or get that special piercing you’ve always wanted

 

Do some forest bathing

 

But that would involve exercise.   Scratch that.

 

Spend five minutes journaling

 

Write “I hate Trump 100 times”

 

Go see a performance

Drag Queen story hour!   Or something fetish related.

 

Do something kind
 

But only if it’s toward a person of the correct political persuasion.

Smile at other people

 

On second thought, concentrate on the group crying.

 

Dance it out

 

But only if you have enough energy left after the 15 jumping jacks.

 

Cry with a friend

 

Or your dog

 

Zoom out

 

“You might even travel back in time and think about where the idea for the trail originated and who actually created it, clearing brush and heaving piles of dirt.”

 

Actually….you’d better not…it will make you cry more.

 

[Will B Good]

 Things for Lefties to do on Inauguration Day………………teach righties to spell?….plus

 

Pray that Trump doesn’t…..

 

Rip off any more charities (is he still banned as president from the boards of charities?)

Rape anyone

Win the Masters

Take anymore backhanders from Egypt

Sell out Ukraine

Demand that Mexico buys Greenland for him

Fail yet again and builds more than 52 miles of wall

Cheat on his wife

Steal or give away anymore state secrets

 

Feel free to add anything.

[Phillip9]

20 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

 

 

Feel free to add anything.

 

Bankrupt the USA like he did with 6 businesses.