Drunk French tourist crashes into Patong cop, arrested on the spot

[Tarteso]

Good Muslim.. 7’14 am Drunk.
Way to his Mosque?🤔

[tjintx]

1 hour ago, Freddy42OZ said:

There was no indication in the post title that the cop was on another bike and the picture in the TV update email was the one I've attached.  So I thought the cop was on foot.

I saw the attached pic and thought "Blimey! that cop must be a Terminator to have withstood a bike driving into him and just standing there unfazed." 

😉😂
 

 

Would that be said Frenchman sitting on the curb in the background?

[bendejo]

A guy named Mohammed was drunk, then got hisself in an accident like this -- clearly this was God's will.

 

 

[Xonax]

2 hours ago, Freddy42OZ said:

There was no indication in the post title that the cop was on another bike and the picture in the TV update email was the one I've attached.  So I thought the cop was on foot.

I saw the attached pic and thought "Blimey! that cop must be a Terminator to have withstood a bike driving into him and just standing there unfazed." 

😉😂
 

Or maybe this policeman could have arrived on the undamaged bike in the background???

[PumpkinEater]

Tourists without a Thai Drivers license should NOT be allowed to rent motorbikes.

Some drive responsibility, but the majority that I see are causing havok riding like idiots!

 

[black tabby12345]

Drunk.

Hit & Run.

And he successfully landed in Hotel Bang Kwang(AKA Bkk Hilton)...

[black tabby12345]

5 hours ago, BerndD said:

 Mohammed never drinks alcohol. This must be a translation error. Thus was to me Mohammed helps!

 

Every time they do it(in the land of aliens), they pray their god and ask for forgiveness.

That is part of their religious rituals.

[black tabby12345]

5 hours ago, bristolgeoff said:

A good muslim and drunk,hit the policeman.A large brown evenlope needed and he will be lucky to get out of trouble on this case

 

Money is often the best meaning of communication.

Especially, in their  PD.

[black tabby12345]

3 hours ago, PumpkinEater said:

Tourists without a Thai Drivers license should NOT be allowed to rent motorbikes.

Some drive responsibility, but the majority that I see are causing havok riding like idiots!

 

 

And some of them pay truly hefty price for that; losing  their limbs while here.

From Dream Holiday to Nighgmare...

[black tabby12345]

5 hours ago, Tarteso said:

Good Muslim.. 7’14 am Drunk.
Way to his Mosque?🤔

 

Not a problem.

They only have to prey their god and ask for forgiveness.

That is part of their rituals.

[Chris49]

11 hours ago, Dave0206 said:

Oh Muhammad your not a very good Muslim  now your going to be a poor Muhammad 

.....now YOU'RE going to be.....

[Chris49]

3 hours ago, PumpkinEater said:

Tourists without a Thai Drivers license should NOT be allowed to rent motorbikes.

Some drive responsibility, but the majority that I see are causing havok riding like idiots!

 

YES, a lot of Thai's riding their bikes like idiots too.  I see every day. 

[Tarteso]

1 hour ago, black tabby12345 said:

 

Not a problem.

They only have to prey their god and ask for forgiveness.

That is part of their rituals.

Difficult to say “astaghfirullah“, if they’re drunk😂

[Dave0206]

12 hours ago, hotchilli said:

Hitting a police officer while DUI he's gonna need every card in the pack

Maybe he was not mixing his drinks with the stuff that gives you wings if so he could just fly away 

[geisha]

10 hours ago, Frankie baby said:

The French Arabs score again. Time to halt the bike rental to this lot. They've been terrorizing Patong for years.

They are a pest. I keep having to tell people that they are not the same as the average French tourists but they have French passports. Whenever there’s a robbery, murders , drug problem where I live,( the south of France) it’s one of them. They are ruining the country. They are taking over Phuket with their stolen / copied  credit cards and schemes.  They are not afraid of the police. 

[KannikaP]

13 hours ago, Dave0206 said:

Oh Muhammad your not a very good Muslim  now your going to be a poor Muhammad 

Come on , it's Monsieur Muhammed. Please give him his correct title.

[KannikaP]

3 hours ago, black tabby12345 said:

 

Every time they do it(in the land of aliens), they pray their god and ask for forgiveness.

That is part of their religious rituals.

Don't Catholic priests do the same after bumming a choirboy?

[black tabby12345]

3 hours ago, KannikaP said:

Don't Catholic priests do the same after bumming a choirboy?

 

There is something interesting.

The Islam also regards part of the Old Testament as the holy book.

And the Christ is deemed one of the saints in their religion.

So these 2 religions are not as alien each other as many people commonly believe.

A bit like twins

[Moonlover]

12 hours ago, Freddy42OZ said:

There was no indication in the post title that the cop was on another bike and the picture in the TV update email was the one I've attached.  So I thought the cop was on foot.

I saw the attached pic and thought "Blimey! that cop must be a Terminator to have withstood a bike driving into him and just standing there unfazed." 

😉😂
 

 

Well try reading beyond the post title!

 

On 2/4/2025 at 4:27 PM, snoop1130 said:

Patong police were alerted and rushed to the scene, where they found two damaged motorcycles and the injured officer,

 

[dallen52]

At least the police were on the scene almost immediately...

[Anant72]

On 2/5/2025 at 4:30 AM, Unclernie said:

Me thinks Mohammed is from the southern part of France 

A bit further South, I would say. 

[bendejo]

He was drunk on vodka.  His religion says nothing about vodka.  Allahu!

 

This practice of re-naming things to dodge the rules is pretty common in Asia.

 

[Lokie]

On 2/5/2025 at 8:00 AM, Frankie baby said:

The French Arabs score again. Time to halt the bike rental to this lot. They've been terrorizing Patong for years.

Rife again at moment with this lot, usual gangs of 5-8 TMax's etc, no helmets, riding like complete Tw at$! Horrible, uncouth types. Book & fine everyone of them