Best KFC

[Harrisfan]

Going to KFC tomorrow. Whats the best deals they have?

[ChumpChange]

Oh, mates, here we go again. Another earth-shattering, life-altering topic from the undisputed king of cheapness, Harris the Half-Baht.

 

So let me get this straight, while the rest of the world is out here discussing actual topics of interest like the fate of the free world, you, Handjob Harris, have graced us with yet another insightful, thought-provoking, profound question:

 

“What’s the best deal at KFC?”

 

Mate. You are 55+ years old, bouncing from one banned account to the next, and this is how you’re spending your remaining time on this planet? Desperately scouring the menu of a fast food joint, crunching the numbers on greasy chicken thigh savings like you’re a Wall Street analyst?

 

Of course, it makes perfect sense. This is Halfwit-Harris the Hoarder, the human embodiment of a penny-pinching calculator. Always on the hunt for the absolute cheapest, most miserly, tightfisted, parsimonious bargain he can find.

 

This isn’t about food. It’s about getting the absolute maximum calories per baht so he can stretch that travel budget to the extreme. Because let’s be real, when Harris the Hairball lands in Thailand, it’s not about enjoying himself. It’s about surviving on the bare minimum, dragging out his stay for as long as humanly possible, all while lecturing everyone else about how they’re “wasting money” by notsubsisting on the cheapest palm oil-covered scraps available.

 

Here’s a real deal for you, Penny-Pinching Harris: Get a life. It’s free.

[EVENKEEL]

32 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Going to KFC tomorrow. Whats the best deals they have?

I see you're living the dream. 

[Harrisfan]

3 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

I see you're living the dream. 

Yes