Most Drunks are already Brain Dead, must be or they wouldn't do it !!

4 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

I'm at greater risk when riding

Yes, very dangerous.

Think of your son.

5 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

9 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

I'm at greater risk when riding

Yes, very dangerous.

Think of your son.

 

Interesting that this is the first time as a 'drunk driver' you have shown any consideration for anyone else....

 

... Shame its just a toxic masked attempt to deflect and troll....    typical of your vapid character. 

26 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Interesting that this is the first time as a 'drunk driver' you have shown any consideration for anyone else....

I don’t know how many times I have to say it.

If you are going to drive after having a few PLEASE drive safely. What I am advocating will save lives. I would like to think people have listened and many lives have been saved already. 
When people are leaving the pub I always say goodbye with a friendly reminder to drive safely. 
I am making a difference.

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

Malcy's point is not invalid

That is one of the reasons that I asked the question. 

Like all stats they are open to wide /narrow interpretation depending on the point(s) you want to make.

14 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I am making a difference.

In your mind only.

You have no idea what has happened to the other drivers.

Nobody can drink and drive safely! Especially the big heads who think that they can!

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

It is about my limit now I have moved on to large bottles instead of small.

My problem with that statement is that for once I actually believe you! 

19 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I don’t know how many times I have to say it.

If you are going to drive after having a few PLEASE drive safely. What I am advocating will save lives. I would like to think people have listened and many lives have been saved already. 
When people are leaving the pub I always say goodbye with a friendly reminder to drive safely. 
I am making a difference.

 

Olympic-scale delusion on a pathological level.

You actually believe your own rubbish, parading around attempting this holier-than-thou tone while knee-deep in your own moral sewage.

Then you have the gall to preach about road safety? You're not just a walking contradiction - you’re a full-blown farce. A tragic joke wrapped in arrogance.

 

And that little "drive safe" line for people leaving the bar? Like a thief warning others to lock their doors, or a liar lecturing on truth. You are the cautionary tale, oblivious to your own punchline.

Spare us the act. You're not a voice of reason - you’re the warning label.

You're not helping. You’re mocking. Whether you realise it or not.

 

Your comments aren't just hypocrisy - they're a masterclass in self-delusion and moral rot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, rough diamond said:

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

It is about my limit now I have moved on to large bottles instead of small.

My problem with that statement is that for once I actually believe you! 

Instead of 12x 320cc bottles of Chang he has 6x 620cc bottles - because thats half as many... 

 

... Genius !!!  

 

 

22 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Olympic-scale delusion on a pathological level.

You actually believe your own rubbish, parading around attempting this holier-than-thou tone while knee-deep in your own moral sewage.

Then you have the gall to preach about road safety? You're not just a walking contradiction - you’re a full-blown farce. A tragic joke wrapped in arrogance.

 

And that little "drive safe" line for people leaving the bar? Like a thief warning others to lock their doors, or a liar lecturing on truth. You are the cautionary tale, oblivious to your own punchline.

Spare us the act. You're not a voice of reason - you’re the warning label.

You're not helping. You’re mocking. Whether you realise it or not.

 

Your comments aren't just hypocrisy - they're a masterclass in self-delusion and moral rot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are carrying on a bit.

 

Especially for someone who claims* to get his friends of drink driving charges.

 

One of the advantages of living here is when I go back to the UK I can volunteer to be the designated driver for my friends. If they take my license off me there I don’t lose my Thai license. 

6 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

We all have different tolerances, that is a scientific fact.

 

Some people shouldn’t be drinking after a glass and a half.

 

The law was written for people with the lowest tolerances to err on the side of caution.

 

I just drove from work (1hr 20 mins).. 4 roadies (500ml Leo cans) consumed.

 

Am 100% confident I would pass a breath test if pulled over.

 

41 minutes ago, rough diamond said:

In your mind only.

You have no idea what has happened to the other drivers.

I don’t know what world you to live in.

 

Of course I know that they all got home safely, because I see them again.

It is called socializing, you should try it sometimes, good for your mental health to have friends.

Over 30 years experience drink driving and I have never had even a minor accident, and I can not recall any of the thousands of people I have drank with over the years ever having an accident either.

 

The closest thing was my car getting smashed into when parked out the front of the pub by a sober driver coming around the corner too fast. I was in the pub and everyone heard the smash.

Bloody inconvenient that was. I had to pay for a taxi home but insurance reimbursed me.

3 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I just drove from work (1hr 20 mins).. 4 roadies (500ml Leo cans) consumed.

 

Am 100% confident I would pass a breath test if pulled over.

 

Easily

2 minutes ago, rough diamond said:

Another dickhead on the loose if true!

Were you consuming them while driving?

No mate, I pulled over on the side of the motorway to take a swig of the can.

Does anyone remember this Thai road sign which says 'if you're drunk drive slowly'.

 

 

1 minute ago, anchadian said:

Does anyone remember this Thai road sign which says 'if you're drunk drove slowly'.

 

 

 

I think Malcy made it and had it erected outside his house !!!

1 minute ago, anchadian said:

Does anyone remember this Thai road sign which says 'if you're drunk drive slowly'.

 

 

Exactly 

 

drunk, drive, slowly.

 

Exactly what I have been advocating.

 

At least some people get it ever if others want to carry on like old Aunties.

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

Exactly 

 

drunk, drive, slowly.

 

Exactly what I have been advocating.

 

At least some people get it ever if others want to carry on like old Aunties.

 

sometimes I gotta close 1 eye so I don't have double vision.

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 pick some picturesque roads with some nice ravines !!!

 

 

 

I do not know of any picturesque roads or ravines in Pattaya, do you know any ?

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

 

sometimes I gotta close 1 eye so I don't have double vision.

Shhh. 
Dont tell Richard.

Only happens to me after a heaps of bongs on top of the booze.

 

But it definitely is a good safety tactic

4 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I do not know of any picturesque roads or ravines in Pattaya, do you know any ?

South Pattaya Klong?

2 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

It is about my limit now I have moved on to large bottles instead of small.

 

24 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I just drove from work (1hr 20 mins).. 4 roadies (500ml Leo cans) consumed.

 

Am 100% confident I would pass a breath test if pulled over.

 

They sound like two pre-pubescence schoolboys comparing their dicks.

3 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Fair enough...  you are not a drink driver.

 

 

Stupid... as dumb as drink driving.

 

 

Doubtful you have any, which is why you don't drink - its a social activity, getting stoned is for loners.

 

 

haha, plenty of friends, just don't feel necessary to brag about it like you.

 

i'm an excellent driver when stoned but normally i indulge in the comfort of my home, occasionally have to pop out for muchies if my prep work is not good.

 

ps - i thought i was on your ignore list? 

3 minutes ago, rough diamond said:

 

They sound like two pre-pubescence schoolboys comparing their dicks.

Mine is decent, you want a pic ?

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

I love driving stoned, gunna smoke some cones and get on the nangs and give that a try.

Sounds like a plan.

4 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

Mine is decent, you want a pic ?

I am black from the waist down.

5 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

you’ve also admitted to taking drugs on this forum

And you've admitted driving after a few beers so practice what you preach.

 

Oh hold on, you'd just call your policeman buddy and ask for a get out of jail free card.

 

Hypocrite...

5 minutes ago, PJ71 said:

i'm an excellent driver when stoned

If you are stoned how can you know how good or bad you are at anything?

Another trolling braggard.

Just now, rough diamond said:

If you are stoned how can you know how good or bad you are at anything?

Another trolling braggard.

Have you ever been stoned?

1 minute ago, PJ71 said:

Have you ever been stoned?

Try answering a question instead of asking one which is both none of your business and unprovable no matter the answer.