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That's strange.  I fall in lust at least a few times a day on the BTS and MRT.

 

I'm a nice eyes, IBTs, and no cankles kind of guy, though.

 

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2 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

Once upon a time, Thailand was a land of silky curves, cheeky smiles, and women so dangerously fit you’d need a seatbelt just to walk past them. Now? Forget it. The once-sleek jungle cats have been replaced by something a lot closer to water buffalo.

 

Look, I’m not saying everyone’s gotten fat. I’m saying if this trend continues, the national flower will be a fried chicken drumstick wrapped in clingfilm. I used to see beautiful tigresses in the wild. Sleek. Fierce. Dangerous. Now I see pandas in yoga pants licking sweetened condensed milk off their fingers and calling it a personality.

 

What happened? Was there a national campaign to eat every carb in a five-mile radius? Are they breeding in food courts now? There’s a 7-Eleven near me that’s basically turned into a snack-based mating arena. You’ve got girls triple-wielding steamed buns, cheese toasties, and that weird orange sausage thing like they’re in an apocalyptic food-eating contest. One even had two bubble teas at once. I thought she was dual-wielding insulin shots.

 

And don’t get me started on the gym situation. I went to one last week. Empty. Dusty. One sad treadmill being used as a handbag stand. The only squats anyone’s doing lately are to reach a fallen pork rind.

 

I haven’t slept with one in well over a year. I tried. I really did. I wore some moo-satay cologne. I smiled. I used big words like “emotional availability.” Nothing. They just looked at me like I was a spring roll they forgot to order. One even said, “No boom boom, just food food.” I wept.

 

Now I’m stuck swiping through dating apps where the profiles read like buffet menus. “Love eating. Food is life. Big arse, big belly, big heart.”

 

This isn’t hate. This is grief. This is mourning. I came here seeking tigresses. Dangerous creatures. Seductresses. And instead I’ve been left with middle aged aunties in crop tops chasing me with kilos of french-fries and marriage proposals.

 

Please. If you’re out there. If there’s still one

tigresses left in the jungle, send me a sign. Flash a thigh. Do a pull-up. Put down the deep fried banana. I’m begging you.

 

Used to be, you’d walk down Sukhumvit and your neck would snap from whiplash every ten steps. Now the only thing snapping is the elastic waistband of someone’s knockoff Hello Kitty leggings. And they just sort of roll over these days. Literally. One tried to mount me. I sprained a rib escaping.

 

I don’t know what they’re feeding them, but it clearly isn’t self-control. Sticky rice and regret? Fried chicken dipped in a gallon of honey? I saw one eat mango with coconut cream and then chase it with a plate of fried pork skin dipped in what I can only describe as industrial-grade palm oil juice. And she said, “Diet starts Monday.” Monday 2045, I assume.

 

It’s like every food delivery app is now a co-conspirator. Who needs charm when you’ve got a motorcycle boy bringing you moo ping three times a day?

 

Honestly, I’m not fat-shaming. I’m fat-noticing. There’s a difference. And I’d just like to lodge an official complaint with the Ministry of Aesthetics. Because this tiger’s lonely. And celibate. And no one wants to hear that from a man with a wallet full of money and no normal-sized tigresses to spend it on.

There is a famous ska song about a fat chick.

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There's plenty of super fit and slim girls. 

 

More big gals sure, but plenty of svelte fillies. 

 

By definition very good looking girls are a small minority. Let's not pretend in the 60s they all looked like Miss Grand 

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28 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Must have a sore wrist


Nothing like having you, Susan, the house expert on the subject of "wrist overuse" chime in about it.
 

In case you haven't noticed, there are also plenty of non-local women in the country. All the continents are represented. But you wouldn't know that from spending all of your waking hours in ladyboy go-go bars. 

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People in Thailand are unfortunately getting heavier. This is unhealthy and aesthetically unappealing at least to me. Both genders and trans too. Seems everyone is walking around with some sweet iced drink. I'm no health nut believe me , but I only drink water, beer, wine and whisky (minimal beer).

 

Having said that.I live in central BKK and the Thai women I see even after 35 years in Asia are stunning. Have a ride on the MRT, BTS and visit some malls. Head down to the Siam area and have a gander at the Chula girls.

 

From 16 to 60 I think many Thai women are dynamite. The Bangkok combination of natural beauty, makeup, feminity and fast fashion is a look that competes with Japan, China and Korea and bests it's neighbors, Philippines, Taiwan (in volume), Indonesia

 

He'll, even the fat chicks often look kinda hot.

 

A few weeks ago I noticed a couple MF from upcountry. They were quite brown and stood out, Issarn features. Moreover, they were in their 40s. I remember thinking to myself DAMN those are two good looking people!

 

People are heavier and it's not a good look. 

 

I'd love to see the fast food and western style sweets disappear. Look what they do in US UK.

 

I certainly wasn't fat, but myself lost 4kg a few years back. Recently I've lost another four. It's amazing how much fat we have on our bodies.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why?

 

  Its abnormal old man to be perving at girls young enough to be their grand daughter .

   Its illegal in Western Countries to hang around schools looking at the pupils

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20 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   You are all too old to be perving around Universities 

Can you imagine 90% of posters here including me trying to pull uni women. Hey I'm good looking and fit but closing in on 60.  I think I'll stay in my lane and there are beautiful 50+ women out there but it isn't easy to find them.  Most here just resort to quick fixes and convince themselves that feeding the addiction is satisfying.

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4 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Can you imagine 90% of posters here including me trying to pull uni women. Hey I'm good looking and fit but closing in on 60.  I think I'll stay in my lane and there are beautiful 50+ women out there but it isn't easy to find them.  Most here just resort to quick fixes and convince themselves that feeding the addiction is satisfying.

 

The 20-year-old woman should not even be on anyone's radar at this stage of life.   

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5 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Can you imagine 90% of posters here including me trying to pull uni women. Hey I'm good looking and fit but closing in on 60.  I think I'll stay in my lane and there are beautiful 50+ women out there but it isn't easy to find them.  Most here just resort to quick fixes and convince themselves that feeding the addiction is satisfying.

 

   They would be stood outside the school gates waving wads of money at the girls and moving their hips back and forth shouting "Boom -boom, boom-boom"

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Actually, Thai female obesity is only 18.6% (ranked 139th among countries). Obesity - not overweight.

 

Not a big surprise that the USA's women are very noticably obese - well, 44% of them at least, according to the ranking (36th among nations)

 

Australian women are quite obese too - at least 30% of them. World ranking #79.

 

The top tier belongs to Pacific Islanders, Middle Easterners, Caribbean and Latin American women.

 

https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/?age=a&sex=f 

Posted
8 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

 

The 20-year-old woman should not even be on anyone's radar at this stage of life.   

I've had some aquaintances the got off on the transactional relationships with young girls. They had no interest in a bond and were only interested in a quick fix.  Rarely were they fulfilled and happy individuals.   The type I could  hang with but would never want as a friend.  I'm sure they had friends but not my type.

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4 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

Once upon a time, Thailand was a land of silky curves, cheeky smiles, and women so dangerously fit you’d need a seatbelt just to walk past them. Now? Forget it. The once-sleek jungle cats have been replaced by something a lot closer to water buffalo.

 

Look, I’m not saying everyone’s gotten fat. I’m saying if this trend continues, the national flower will be a fried chicken drumstick wrapped in clingfilm. I used to see beautiful tigresses in the wild. Sleek. Fierce. Dangerous. Now I see pandas in yoga pants licking sweetened condensed milk off their fingers and calling it a personality.

 

What happened? Was there a national campaign to eat every carb in a five-mile radius? Are they breeding in food courts now? There’s a 7-Eleven near me that’s basically turned into a snack-based mating arena. You’ve got girls triple-wielding steamed buns, cheese toasties, and that weird orange sausage thing like they’re in an apocalyptic food-eating contest. One even had two bubble teas at once. I thought she was dual-wielding insulin shots.

 

And don’t get me started on the gym situation. I went to one last week. Empty. Dusty. One sad treadmill being used as a handbag stand. The only squats anyone’s doing lately are to reach a fallen pork rind.

 

I haven’t slept with one in well over a year. I tried. I really did. I wore some moo-satay cologne. I smiled. I used big words like “emotional availability.” Nothing. They just looked at me like I was a spring roll they forgot to order. One even said, “No boom boom, just food food.” I wept.

 

Now I’m stuck swiping through dating apps where the profiles read like buffet menus. “Love eating. Food is life. Big arse, big belly, big heart.”

 

This isn’t hate. This is grief. This is mourning. I came here seeking tigresses. Dangerous creatures. Seductresses. And instead I’ve been left with middle aged aunties in crop tops chasing me with kilos of french-fries and marriage proposals.

 

Please. If you’re out there. If there’s still one

tigresses left in the jungle, send me a sign. Flash a thigh. Do a pull-up. Put down the deep fried banana. I’m begging you.

 

Used to be, you’d walk down Sukhumvit and your neck would snap from whiplash every ten steps. Now the only thing snapping is the elastic waistband of someone’s knockoff Hello Kitty leggings. And they just sort of roll over these days. Literally. One tried to mount me. I sprained a rib escaping.

 

I don’t know what they’re feeding them, but it clearly isn’t self-control. Sticky rice and regret? Fried chicken dipped in a gallon of honey? I saw one eat mango with coconut cream and then chase it with a plate of fried pork skin dipped in what I can only describe as industrial-grade palm oil juice. And she said, “Diet starts Monday.” Monday 2045, I assume.

 

It’s like every food delivery app is now a co-conspirator. Who needs charm when you’ve got a motorcycle boy bringing you moo ping three times a day?

 

Honestly, I’m not fat-shaming. I’m fat-noticing. There’s a difference. And I’d just like to lodge an official complaint with the Ministry of Aesthetics. Because this tiger’s lonely. And celibate. And no one wants to hear that from a man with a wallet full of money and no normal-sized tigresses to spend it on.

Your last sentence says it all. Why would you spend money on a girl?  

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A fit 60 year old farang guy here can still easily pull a 40-something fit, attractive Thai woman. The latter would include middle class Chinese-Thai divorcees (They already did their duty by marrying into a similar class and had kids - now it's their turn to go out with whomever they like without family/parent constraints or pressures - the guangxi has already widened and everyone in her family is happy).

Posted
1 hour ago, KhaoHom said:

From 16 to 60 I think many Thai women are dynamite. The Bangkok combination of natural beauty, makeup, feminity and fast fashion is a look that competes with Japan, China and Korea and bests it's neighbors, Philippines, Taiwan (in volume), Indonesia

 

Many Thai women are dynamite. But I would dispute that Japanese women are some kind of yardstick, they are unusually unattractive in Japan. As  for Phil and Indonesia they have girls that match the best of Thai.

Posted
2 hours ago, atpeace said:

Hey I'm good looking and fit


So says Mister Modest. And if someone doesn't believe you then they can just ask you, right?
 

Post photos. Then you'll get a real review. 

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The  Thai women went the same way as the farang male. It seems to me that the complainers are some of the ugliest people around.  The  women you see reflect the quality of the males who come looking for them. The quality Thai people are  found where they always were, at work or in respectable places. Quality Thai women will not be found in the bar district. And they avoid foreigners who are not in their social tier or in their work space. Quality Thais know that many of the foreign males occupy lower socio economic tiers and have a limited understanding of Thai culture. They don't want the hassle, nor do they want to act as a nursing attendant for some old  guy. The only foreigners who get a pass are good looking young people who dress and behave nicely. 

 

We walked back from the night market a month+ ago and strolled slowly through a bar district, a long soi with cheap beer bars packed on top of the other. I really enjoy my friends' running critical commentary. They are like Thai versions of Joan Rivers/Jimmy Carr.   Looking at the customers we saw, elderly males, horribly turned out. Some were wearing their cheap Lotus sandals and polyester socks with ill fitting short pants that revealed creche paper flesh with bulging varicose veins. Others had ill fitting synthetic fiber counterfeit name brand shirts. (Hint to players, wearing a  tight polyester shirt shows off your nipples and man boobs.) Too many smokers with the yellow teeth that goes with it.  Others wore  cargo pants or capri pants and they just looked ridiculous. 40+ year old fat men should not wear cargo pants.  Capris are for slim and tall people. It was a walk down depressing lane. Then a quick walk to the nearby Marriott for a drink on the patio. (It's nice to be able to relax  outside on a full moon night and listen to the waves as the tide changes. No aggressive and loud inked bar girls to bother us too.)  I looked around. Most of the foreigners were  nicely turned out, healthy looking and well groomed. The older gents carried themselves well. Whether they were with their spouse or otherwise, they were not uncouth nor loud. No smokers.

 

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47 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

The  Thai women went the same way as the farang male. It seems to me that the complainers are some of the ugliest people around.  The  women you see reflect the quality of the males who come looking for them. The quality Thai people are  found where they always were, at work or in respectable places. Quality Thai women will not be found in the bar district. And they avoid foreigners who are not in their social tier or in their work space. Quality Thais know that many of the foreign males occupy lower socio economic tiers and have a limited understanding of Thai culture. They don't want the hassle, nor do they want to act as a nursing attendant for some old  guy. The only foreigners who get a pass are good looking young people who dress and behave nicely. 

 

We walked back from the night market a month+ ago and strolled slowly through a bar district, a long soi with cheap beer bars packed on top of the other. I really enjoy my friends' running critical commentary. They are like Thai versions of Joan Rivers/Jimmy Carr.   Looking at the customers we saw, elderly males, horribly turned out. Some were wearing their cheap Lotus sandals and polyester socks with ill fitting short pants that revealed creche paper flesh with bulging varicose veins. Others had ill fitting synthetic fiber counterfeit name brand shirts. (Hint to players, wearing a  tight polyester shirt shows off your nipples and man boobs.) Too many smokers with the yellow teeth that goes with it.  Others wore  cargo pants or capri pants and they just looked ridiculous. 40+ year old fat men should not wear cargo pants.  Capris are for slim and tall people. It was a walk down depressing lane. Then a quick walk to the nearby Marriott for a drink on the patio. (It's nice to be able to relax  outside on a full moon night and listen to the waves as the tide changes. No aggressive and loud inked bar girls to bother us too.)  I looked around. Most of the foreigners were  nicely turned out, healthy looking and well groomed. The older gents carried themselves well. Whether they were with their spouse or otherwise, they were not uncouth nor loud. No smokers.

 

 

Nothing says deep cultural understanding like parading Thai friends around for a live roast of old foreigners,  truly the Anthony Bourdain of condescension. Then it’s cocktails at the Marriott while looking down on everyone else, the purest form of cultural immersion. And bold move lecturing on ‘quality’ women while rating foreigners like cattle at a meat market, real classy stuff, mate.

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7 hours ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

  Its abnormal old man to be perving at girls young enough to be their grand daughter .

   Its illegal in Western Countries to hang around schools looking at the pupils

Illegal to look at 20yos? Nope

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