Dress Code On Flight.

[connda]

17 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Would you (or any of us) really feel comfortable sat next to another 'vest wearing' version of ourselves for 6 hours ????

 

I wouldn't want to sit next to Emmanuel Macron for 6 hours.  The French can be a little ripe even with the perfume overtones.

[K2938]

6 minutes ago, connda said:

  Well in that case, fly First Class with the other posh gits.

If you do fly first class, you will actually see that people there are sometimes even more colorful than in economy.  Best bet for well dressed people around you is business class, but who cares anyway...

[richard_smith237]

Just now, quake said:

 

Stick a sock in it.

You don't control things on an aircraft.

period.

As for myself you have no idea what I wear on an aircraft.

and you know what they say about making assumptions. 

Big yawn Mr smith. 

 

 

Ahhh, the Chang vest hit a sore spot, did it? How many disapproving looks have you copped at the bank in your finest pikey vests?.....

 

Additionally: Airlines can absolutely deny boarding if your outfit might offend others – just a heads-up before you rock up looking like washed out hippy.

 

....And that sock you're thinking of stuffing somewhere? Wash it first – fungal crotch rot isn’t a good look on anyone....

[quake]

1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Ahhh, the Chang vest hit a sore spot, did it? How many disapproving looks have you copped at the bank in your finest pikey vests?.....

 

Additionally: Airlines can absolutely deny boarding if your outfit might offend others – just a heads-up before you rock up looking like washed out hippy.

 

....And that sock you're thinking of stuffing somewhere? Wash it first – fungal crotch rot isn’t a good look on anyone....

 

You truly make yourself look a fool on here some times.

Good day Mr. smith.

[richard_smith237]

5 minutes ago, connda said:

I wouldn't want to sit next to Emmanuel Macron for 6 hours.  The French can be a little ripe even with the perfume overtones.

 

It’s the perpetual farter that really gets me... Nothing worse than being trapped next to some flatulent gremlin who treats the cabin like their own personal gas chamber.

 

Some are worse than others – and you just know a few of them are on here reading this, ready to bleat about how it’s their God-given right to cropdust the aisle... same as it’s their right to rock a Chang vest at 30,000 feet!....

 

 

But hop on a songthaew in Pattaya, a shared tuk-tuk in Hua Hin or Phuket, or squeeze onto the BTS in Bangkok – and it becomes painfully clear why some folk get so defensive over their 'right' to wear such minging attire. They're not just clueless... they're just pigs... 

[NoshowJones]

Just now, nick supreme said:

You sound like a racist, and a loser for buying a ticket in coach. 

You are the one who is a loser. I don't care what colour a mans skin is and I was referring to on a plane for a six hour flight not a coach.

If you are happy to sit with a mans hairy arms and legs against you, it just shows what foot you kick with, now run along.

[NoshowJones]

Just now, connda said:

You're hallucinating methinks.  Cut back on those purple mushrooms before the flight.  "Dress code."  I've heard it all now.
You're obviously a throwback to colonial times.  Or you're in the running with bob smith for silly troll posts.  

Looks like we have another left footer here.

[richard_smith237]

2 minutes ago, quake said:

 

You truly make yourself look a fool on here some times.

Good day Mr. smith.

 

And yet here you are, championing the ‘right’ to wear whatever you like, with zero regard for the poor souls around you…

 

It’s obvious who the self-centred fool is. Every word you've typed outs your complete lack of self-respect – and decency....

[richard_smith237]

2 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

You are the one who is a loser. I don't care what colour a mans skin is and I was referring to on a plane for a six hour flight not a coach.

 

BTW - he means 'coach' as in Economy class, not as in 'bus'...     'Mericans use the term 'coach'...   

[Harrisfan]

Are singlets banned?

[NoshowJones]

Just now, fredwiggy said:

Shorts and a shirt are fine, as there are no dress codes unless it's offensive. I've seen women wearing the shortest of shorts on international flights and I don't get it, unless they've never flown before. It does get cold, especially for 12 hour flights. I can understand Bangkok to Phuket but not 12 hours. 

Not shorts. But as a normal guy I am not about to complain about a girls bare arms or legs touching my skin.

[richard_smith237]

18 minutes ago, connda said:

Conceited,elitist, condescending, patronizing, snooty, Oxonian nobs on AN have offically come out of the WEF closet.  Fly coach and then want to dictate the attire other passengers wear.  Up next?  I have more money than you, I dress better than you, and my 💩 smells like 🌻.  Well in that case, fly First Class with the other posh gits. You might get away with that attitude in first class or even business class and the airline might even agree with you.  But I'm assuming your referring to flying in the manky, cattle-class with the plebs in steerage.  Really - pay for better seating, otherwise, "suck it up."  And as I stated above, and in past posts - I dress business casual when I fly, and generally dress that way whenever I go out of the house, at a minimum, slacks and a polo shirt unless I'm exercising.  I find it comfortable.  But I'm not a pounce would tries to dictate what other people wear to freaking McDonalds and in coach-class on flights.  Gawd.  

 

Ah yes, the classic defensive screed – part envy, part projection, all noise.

If you're happy wallowing in filth and farts, do crack on.

Just don’t confuse your lowered standards with some moral high ground.

 

 

[richard_smith237]

ll this faux outrage is a bit rich, especially when the reality speaks for itself...

 

Being wedged next to some sweaty, hairy lump in a vest is thankfully rare – because most people still have the decency to dress with at least a shred of self-respect.

 

But let’s be honest – the loudest voices screeching about 'freedom to wear what they like' tend to be the ones with zero personal standards, or those who just live to argue.

 

These debates always bait out the ponces desperate to perch on a moral pedestal, flapping about rights while reeking of entitlement - but is not a right of someone (other passengers) not to be exposed to stinky sweaty hair bodies themselves ????

 

 

Seems this topic hits a raw nerve — too close to the cloth for way too many disgusting boomers.

[NoshowJones]

Just now, connda said:

I dress business casual on flights.  That's just me.  I'm comfortable in that attire.  I have no expectations that anyone else will dress business casual.  Dress code?  You own the plane?  Sorry, you don't get to make up arbitrary dress code rules for the rest of the passengers.  Don't like how the other passengers dress.  Charter a private jet.  You should be happy a fat slob didn't sit next to you and take up half your seat.

I don't know  what is the worst an overweight person trying to take a share of my seat "which has never happened to me" or some guys bare skin against mine.

[Nick Carter icp]

9 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

Not shorts. But as a normal guy I am not about to complain about a girls bare arms or legs touching my skin.

 

1 minute ago, NoshowJones said:

I don't know  what is the worst an overweight person trying to take a share of my seat "which has never happened to me" or some guys bare skin against mine.

 

   So, you enjoy touching other people on flights, but you don't like it when other people touch you on flights ?

   How do you think that the girls feel when you touch them ?

[KannikaP]

34 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

The OP said HAIRY legs!  555

[quake]

8 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

ll this faux outrage is a bit rich, especially when the reality speaks for itself...

 

Being wedged next to some sweaty, hairy lump in a vest is thankfully rare – because most people still have the decency to dress with at least a shred of self-respect.

 

But let’s be honest – the loudest voices screeching about 'freedom to wear what they like' tend to be the ones with zero personal standards, or those who just live to argue.

 

These debates always bait out the ponces desperate to perch on a moral pedestal, flapping about rights while reeking of entitlement - but is not a right of someone (other passengers) not to be exposed to stinky sweaty hair bodies themselves ????

 

 

Seems this topic hits a raw nerve — too close to the cloth for way too many disgusting boomers.

 

Full marks for being todays 100% Drama queen. 

Go there Mr smith.

[NoshowJones]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

Are singlets banned?

On flights they should be.

[KannikaP]

38 minutes ago, connda said:

But I'm assuming your referring to flying in the manky, cattle-class with the plebs in steerage.  Really - pay for better seating, otherwise, "suck it up."

We are not as well off as you say you are.

 

[KannikaP]

35 minutes ago, quake said:

 

You truly make yourself look a fool on here some times.

Good day Mr. smith.

And someone who uses that photo as their avatar also makes an utter <deleted> of themselves. How many are there at present?

[NoshowJones]

Just now, Nick Carter icp said:

 

 

   So, you enjoy touching other people on flights, but you don't like it when other people touch you on flights ?

   How do you think that the girls feel when you touch them ?

That is one thing I would never do, but I am not going to complain about any nice young girl touching me.

[quake]

5 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

And someone who uses that photo as their avatar also makes an utter <deleted> of themselves. How many are there at present?

 

Personal attacks are very uncool.

But anyone that gets sparked up over and avatar.

Truly is a child.

Good day.

[Nick Carter icp]

5 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

That is one thing I would never do, but I am not going to complain about any nice young girl touching me.

 

   But, you would complain if you were the nice young girl and you were being touched by you ?

[KannikaP]

9 minutes ago, quake said:

 

Personal attacks are very uncool.

But anyone that gets sparked up over and avatar.

Truly is a child.

Good day.

I am not 'sparked up' over it, I just think it shows the mentality of the member

[connda]

1 hour ago, K2938 said:

If you do fly first class, you will actually see that people there are sometimes even more colorful than in economy.  Best bet for well dressed people around you is business class, but who cares anyway...

I tend to agree with you.  

[KannikaP]

4 minutes ago, connda said:

I tend to agree with you.  

The description 'Business class' is all a load of Bo11ox. Are they really on Business?

Why not designate First, Second and Third class, like on the Titanic?

 

Bit like the English football league. Premiership, Championship, then League 1 followed by League 2.  We all know that it is 1,2,3,& 4th divisions.

[connda]

Give me some sugar handsum man.  Six hours next to me an I'll vacuum you up my butt cheeks skinny-boy!  

[Oliver Holzerfilled]

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

It’s the perpetual farter that really gets me... Nothing worse than being trapped next to some flatulent gremlin

 

He who smelt dealt.

[johng]

3 minutes ago, connda said:

Six hours next to me

Eeeww  I'd go hide it the toilets like the hairy guy in the OP did ..well my theory is that he went to the toilets and spent the flight on a whole body shave hence the reason he wasn't back in his seat 😋

[richard_smith237]

23 minutes ago, Oliver Holzerfilled said:

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

It’s the perpetual farter that really gets me... Nothing worse than being trapped next to some flatulent gremlin

 

He who smelt dealt.

 

"The one who said the rhyme did the crime."