What things bore and annoy you most?

[georgegeorgia]

2 hours ago, jaywalker2 said:

You're deliberately opening yourself up to the reply, "Posts like this," aren't you?

Oh calling the pot kettle black or whatever the saying is jaywalker ...

 

Strange i have a lost lost cousin who apparently has that name .

[fredwiggy]

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

Anything that's not the original Karate Kid movie is boring.

 

The most annoying are of course middle aged women over 40. Who can stand them?

I like middle aged women. They know the score, life, how to talk to you, make love, cook, and if you listen to them, they'll do most anything you like. 

[Photoguy21]

48 minutes ago, hotandsticky said:

 

 

You need to get a life if you allow trivial things like that to affect your mood.

 

(NB - that was not an idiotic comment)

Who said they affected my mood? I just think they are useless.

[fredwiggy]

2 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh calling the pot kettle black or whatever the saying is jaywalker ...

 

Strange i have a lost lost cousin who apparently has that name .

Does he also go into restrooms and bother middle aged men, monkeys and think everyone over 60 has a walker?

[Cameroni]

6 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

I like middle aged women. They know the score, life, how to talk to you, make love, cook, and if you listen to them, they'll do most anything you like. 

 

That's awesome, that you can find happiness with middle aged women.More happiness in the world.

 

I find them very calculating and harsh. The worst is when you get a 58 year old masseuse. I complain but they still give me the grandma.

[Harrisfan]

Asking for obvious things like bags in 7/11

[fredwiggy]

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

That's awesome, that you can find happiness with middle aged women.More happiness in the world.

 

I find them very calculating and harsh. The worst is when you get a 58 year old masseuse. I complain but they still give me the grandma.

Older can mean angrier. I'm thinking those grandma hands are strong from working the fields all those years, which can mean a great massage if she knows how.

[fredwiggy]

23 minutes ago, transam said:

Obviously, and as you don't care less, go on, be a sport, who were you before....?  🤗

One goes out, one comes in, and very similar.

[Cameroni]

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Older can mean angrier. I'm thinking those grandma hands are strong from working the fields all those years, which can mean a great massage if she knows how.

 

That's true, the massage is excellent, she had good skills. Just the psychological aspect of 58 year old woman touching you, it ruins everything.

 

And yes, the older the angrier, again spot on.

[MalcolmB]

46 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Gnats, ants and flies here

Have you got flyscreens Fred?

And a sealed ceiling and flaps on the bottom of your doors?

And don’t leave food out, that only attracts more

[fredwiggy]

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

That's true, the massage is excellent, she had good skills. Just the psychological aspect of 58 year old woman touching you, it ruins everything.

 

And yes, the older the angrier, again spot on.

My girlfriend has the strongest hands I've ever seen in a woman. 

[MalcolmB]

7 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

Older can mean angrier. I'm thinking those grandma hands are strong from working the fields all those years, which can mean a great massage if she knows how.

And the toothless happy ending a great joy also.

[RoryBreaker]

28 minutes ago, transam said:

Obviously, and as you don't care less, go on, be a sport, who were you before....?  🤗

Before what? I don't understand. What you on about you're talking riddles man. All you old time posters need to get a life. Looking at the amount of posts some of you have made though it seems like this forum plays a big part in your lives. I kind of feel sorry for you really

[fredwiggy]

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Have you got flyscreens Fred?

And a sealed ceiling and flaps on the bottom of your doors?

And don’t leave food out, that only attracts more

Screens here don't seal out all bugs. They go under the sliding glass windows. I've seen bugs in every house I've been in here, with the exception of a foreigner here who's house isn't that old, and who keeps his doors and windows closed. Keeping your house clean still has them attracted to people, especially the flying insects.

[fredwiggy]

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

And the toothless happy ending a great joy also.

I wouldn't know. I don't go to massage places. I have a girlfriend that gives me the occasional one.

[MalcolmB]

Just now, fredwiggy said:

I wouldn't know. I don't go to massage places. I have a girlfriend that gives me the occasional one.

Is she trained in the art of Thai massage? 

[Cameroni]

The reason I could never join Islam, though I think they have a lot of attractive ideas, like 4 wives, is that the virigins in paradise are 33 years old!

 

Come on, that's way too old for virgins in paradise! I think Catholicism can do better here.

[fredwiggy]

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

Is she trained in the art of Thai massage? 

No, just watched videos and did what she though was right, and it works.

[MalcolmB]

Just now, fredwiggy said:

No, just watched videos and did what she though was right, and it works.

Sounds like a keeper.

When you bail Thailand are you taking her with you?

[fredwiggy]

1 minute ago, Cameroni said:

The reason I could never join Islam, though I think they have a lot of attractive ideas, like 4 wives, is that the virigins in paradise are 33 years old!

 

Com on, that's way too old for virgins in paradise! I think Catholicism can do better here.

I'm thinking there isn't any sex in heaven, or else you would have to live with all your wives, and that would make me look to build a new house on the other side of heaven.

[Keeps]

28 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

I like middle aged women. They know the score, life, how to talk to you, make love, cook, and if you listen to them, they'll do most anything you like. 

Yes, but therein lies the problem. You have to listen to them....

[Cameroni]

Just now, fredwiggy said:

I'm thinking there isn't any sex in heaven, or else you would have to live with all your wives, and that would make me look to build a new house on the other side of heaven.

 

No sex in heaven? Now I'm really worried.

[fredwiggy]

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Sounds like a keeper.

When you bail Thailand are you taking her with you?

She's invited, but I'm thinking will only visit, as she thinks she needs to take care of her mom when her dad passes, unless she goes first.

[fredwiggy]

Just now, Keeps said:

Yes, but therein lies the problem. You have to listen to them....

If you learn how to listen, they're much easier to get along with, unless of course they're unstable. 

[fredwiggy]

3 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

 

No sex in heaven? Now I'm really worried.

You might have that one you had come to meet you that came on a plane.

[MalcolmB]

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

She's invited, but I'm thinking will only visit, as she thinks she needs to take care of her mom when her dad passes, unless she goes first.

Do you love her?

[fredwiggy]

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Do you love her?

Sure do

[mark5335]

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Returning trolls that are too stupid to keep their old identity secret.

Yep, like Lewie London, a.k.a. Bob?...and their longwinded posts.

[Keeps]

3 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

If you learn how to listen, they're much easier to get along with, unless of course they're unstable. 

When my Mrs speaks I usually put fingers in my ears and in a very loud voice shout "blah, blah, blah".

 

This seems to wind her up for some strange reason. Women - I'll never figure them out.

[fredwiggy]

Just now, Keeps said:

When my Mrs speaks I usually put fingers in my ears and in a very loud voice shout "blah, blah, blah".

 

This seems to wind her up for some strange reason. Women - I'll never figure them out.

Try listening, looking in her eyes, and see the reaction.