Kissing on the mouth

[richard_smith237]

18 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

Prolly tongue punches Le' Fartbox.

Who wouldn't?

 

 

You... I'm quite certain you'd be the first to rush in, and delay by frantically correcting the onomatopoeic grunts and rogue punctuation erupting from that little fudge-socket you're so both eagerly poised to french-dart....

[Liverpool Lou]

8 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

 

You... I'm quite certain you'd be the first to rush in, and delay by frantically correcting the onomatopoeic grunts and rogue punctuation erupting from that little fudge-socket you're so both eagerly poised to french-dart....

Spot on.

[MalcolmB]

29 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

My Isaan topic is 5 pages. This one 4 now.

I have topics that go for 18 pages with posts in the 600s 

You don’t.

Mine average what you very best topics pull.

 

I am not saying you do not contribute but the numbers speak for themselves. 
 

It is what it is.

[MalcolmB]

38 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

come-on'...  Call yourself an 'influencer'...   you deserve the title...

 

38 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

come-on'...  Call yourself an 'influencer'...   you deserve the title... 

Thanks but it is a bit different.

The forums top content creator.

The numbers don’t lie.

 

And you and Trans and Fred all help me get there.

 

I do a bit of YouTube influencing but it hasn’t really taken off like I thought it would.

[KhunLA]

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

It is just that American has an extremely high bad to good ratio. 

Really ?

Lived there, have you ?

[KhunLA]

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

if you look at the numbers I am the most popular content creator on the forum. 
Most of my topics go well past 100 replies and thousands of reads. 

You do realize, quantity doesn't always equal quality.    You may want to pick topics that might require a bit of intelligence and helpful sharing of info.   Something actually useful, instead of, well, adolescent banter.

 

[richard_smith237]

30 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

You do realize, quantity doesn't always equal quality.    You may want to pick topics that might require a bit of intelligence and helpful sharing of info.   Something actually useful, instead of, well, adolescent banter.

 

 

To be fair...  he may have mentioned Bar-girls and Prozzies as often as you mention MG and BEV !!!!   

 

 

Nevertheless - your information on the EV threads has been extremely useful, as has all the input (ignoring the ICE trolls) - I'm sure the information on those threads has allowed forum members to make informed better decisions) 

[richard_smith237]

55 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I do a bit of YouTube influencing but it hasn’t really taken off like I thought it would.

 

Keep at it – all it takes is a single video clip to hit critical mass, go viral, and before you know it, you’ll be able to afford a driver.

 

Your content honestly couldn’t be any worse than most of the other boomers wandering around noodle shops, shopping malls, and Beach Road, deciding they’re YouTubers or TikTokers.

 

I’m sure you’d be far more entertaining – and who knows, I might even agree with some of your points if you articulate them better than you write them.

 

 

 

[lamyai3]

5 hours ago, Hummin said:

Kissing someone who eat plala or someone who eats cheese and you dont?

 

or smoking, 

 

Not much French kissing among Thais in general, and just feel bad for the bar girls who have to suck on everyone pipes as part of their job,  and also kiss them as well. 

 

🤮🤢

 

It's probably one of the reasons that the girls frequently nip out of the bar for a quick bowl of som tam. Sure they love the stuff, but they must have also noticed it puts more than a few customers off wanting to kiss them.

 

Also the reverse cowboy grinding they often do when they go and sit with customers avoids such unpleasantries. 

[Hummin]

14 minutes ago, lamyai3 said:

 

It's probably one of the reasons that the girls frequently nip out of the bar for a quick bowl of som tam. Sure they love the stuff, but they must have also noticed it puts more than a few customers off wanting to kiss them.

 

Also the reverse cowboy grinding they often do when they go and sit with customers avoids such unpleasantries. 

I have no idea, never seen anyone making out with bar girls in public, and not on my bucket list yet. 

 

Can't say I ever met a good kisser in Thailand either. 

[still kicking]

Kissing is not a Thai thing, I guess I have been married for 20 years very rare that I get kissed on the mouth, nor do my friends who are married to Thais.

[it is what it is]

9 minutes ago, still kicking said:

Kissing is not a Thai thing, I guess I have been married for 20 years very rare that I get kissed on the mouth, nor do my friends who are married to Thais.

 

dated loads of thai women, and for sure kissing is a thing, 100%, mate, you your mates are missing out big time 

[still kicking]

2 minutes ago, it is what it is said:

 

dated loads of thai women, and for sure kissing is a thing, 100%, mate, you your mates are missing out big time 

I am not talking about bar girls or hookers.

[norsurin]

Have never will never doing a french kiss in public.That can wait until we r alone.

[still kicking]

6 minutes ago, norsurin said:

Have never will never doing a french kiss in public.That can wait until we r alone.

So why do you call it a French kiss if everybody does it? 

[Liverpool Lou]

5 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

5 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

What makes you think that?  Got some stats?

Yeah,just click on my profile,then click on topics and look at the numbers of replies to my topics.

100,000+

No one else comes close.

 

while you are there also check out all the rare awards I have won.

I asked you specifically for stats to back your claim that you "bring in a significant  % of the total revenue for this forum".  Where are those stats? 

 

"...also check out all the rare awards I have won".

All the awards?  Two, you mean...no more than many of the rest of us!

[norsurin]

12 minutes ago, still kicking said:

So why do you call it a French kiss if everybody does it? 

People can call it or do it wherever they want but i don't like that.A kiss on the cheek and a hug is ok for me in public.

[still kicking]

Just now, norsurin said:

People can call it or do it wherever they want but i don't like that.A kiss on the cheek and a hug is ok for me in public.

Absolutele 

[SAFETY FIRST]

14 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

drinking buddy.

Do you kiss bar girls on the mouth?

I remember years ago, drinking in a gogo bar, at show time when the girls were naked, my mate would go up to the stage, open the girls legs and full on DEEP kiss the muff burger and do this to several of the girls. 

 

He would never kiss them on the mouth 😂

 

 

[Harrisfan]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

Kissing is not a Thai thing, I guess I have been married for 20 years very rare that I get kissed on the mouth, nor do my friends who are married to Thais.

Nobody wants to kiss you. 

[Harrisfan]

8 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

I have topics that go for 18 pages with posts in the 600s 

You don’t.

Mine average what you very best topics pull.

 

I am not saying you do not contribute but the numbers speak for themselves. 
 

It is what it is.

Trashy stuff. Ive seen more of Thailand than anyone except Khunla. You guys don't get out much.

[KhunLA]

5 hours ago, still kicking said:

Kissing is not a Thai thing, I guess I have been married for 20 years very rare that I get kissed on the mouth, nor do my friends who are married to Thais.

Really ... I get at least my good morning kiss, every day.  Usually comes with my 2nd cup of coffee. 

 

1st Thai wife was barely the morning wake up & evening pre sleep  "hom" (หอม).  

[KhaoHom]

Eeeeeeeewwww

 

🤮🤮

[KhaoHom]

41 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

Really ... I get at least my good morning kiss, every day.  Usually comes with my 2nd cup of coffee. 

 

1st Thai wife was barely the morning wake up & evening pre sleep  "hom" (หอม).  

 

Always get a good morning (/night) kiss from wife as well.

 

 

Thai protip: Never kiss in public. Giving wife a quick unassuming peck goodbye is ok. Don't even hold hands with a rental. You're just embarrassing yourself ffs

[nick supreme]

17 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

I have a newish drinking buddy.

Aged mid fifties, from the USA, good guy, very generous tipper, lives here most of the year.

 

One habit of his that I personally find a bit off putting is when he buys ladydrinks he doesn’t just go for a little fondle, he goes for a full on passionate kiss. Sometimes for minutes at a time like a teenager.

 

It isn’t just me that finds it a bit hard watch, other drinkers and the other bargirls find it a bit unsettling also.

He doesn’t go off in a corner with a bit of discretion either, usually starts making out right where we are drinking.

I think the only reason why they reciprocate is because he tips so well.

He likes them around the 20-23 year old age. 

 

I have tried to put him off by mentioning that they have just got back from a blow bang with 8 Indians etc  but there is no stopping him when he gets in the mood.

 

I am being too precious or is it a bit off.

Do you kiss your boyfriend? 

[MalcolmB]

8 hours ago, lamyai3 said:

Also the reverse cowboy grinding they often do

Yes I like that.

[MalcolmB]

42 minutes ago, KhaoHom said:

Don't even hold hands with a rental.

Good point.

My next topic.

What about after you marry the rental? Is it ok then?

[MalcolmB]

9 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Keep at it – all it takes is a single video clip to hit critical mass, go viral, and before you know it, you’ll be able to afford a driver.

 

Your content honestly couldn’t be any worse than most of the other boomers wandering around noodle shops, shopping malls, and Beach Road, deciding they’re YouTubers or TikTokers.

 

I’m sure you’d be far more entertaining – and who knows, I might even agree with some of your points if you articulate them better than you write them.

 

 

 

Don’t forget to click the subscribe button.

[Formaleins]

17 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

That ice cream does look gay.

Looks like it came out of a bum.

You've have made my day! Very rarely do I get to laugh out loud at this time of the morning, Thanks!

[newbee2022]

18 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

I have a newish drinking buddy.

Aged mid fifties, from the USA, good guy, very generous tipper, lives here most of the year.

 

One habit of his that I personally find a bit off putting is when he buys ladydrinks he doesn’t just go for a little fondle, he goes for a full on passionate kiss. Sometimes for minutes at a time like a teenager.

 

It isn’t just me that finds it a bit hard watch, other drinkers and the other bargirls find it a bit unsettling also.

He doesn’t go off in a corner with a bit of discretion either, usually starts making out right where we are drinking.

I think the only reason why they reciprocate is because he tips so well.

He likes them around the 20-23 year old age. 

 

I have tried to put him off by mentioning that they have just got back from a blow bang with 8 Indians etc  but there is no stopping him when he gets in the mood.

 

I am being too precious or is it a bit off.

As long he's not starting licking her p...y 😂