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When they find out you can speak Thai..

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On 11/20/2025 at 1:49 PM, Stressed Eric said:

Has anyone ever noticed this?

 

When dining out or wetting one's beak in a tourist ghetto, the servers suddenly change from all smiles to all scowls once they know you can speak Thai? and another thing, when you take a normal office girl out for lunch, everyone in said ghettos presumes that the girl is a bar girl.. I have in the past literally had taxi drivers shout out to my normal girlfriend at the time in Thai 'how much?'....

 

It's very strange behavior.

 

Even stranger is when you meet a farang in a bar who claims to have been living here for 40 years, and yet still can't speak a word of Thai, and gets embarrassed and a bit flustered when he knows I can...

 

Does anyone know the psychology behind it? And before anyone has a go at me - Yes, I do spend a considerable amount of my time around tourist ghettos, and no, I have absolutely no desire to spend my time rotting away in Nakhon Nowhere counting my coin collection. 

 

Eric.

Talk to Bob Smith. He was always having the same problem.

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I find it great fun when they think I don't understand Thai/Isaan............:clap2:

But, I never speak Thai/Isaan, weeell, sort of never......😉

When i was young i learned some Italian and French because i worked in their domain.

Now being elderly and memory not being so good i find it difficult learning Thai, however i have learned what i need to know to get where i want to go and do shopping and speaking some Thai seems to go over OK. 

Some Thai's can be just as bad as us expats though.

Example;  About 12 months ago i went to a particular Thai hospital to see an eye specialist.  I had a report  from my eye specialist back home and i gave it to her.   She read it and i asked her if she understood it.   She said in perfect English "yes i understand it completely thank you ".   She then did the various scans she had to do and when finished started talking to my wife in Thai instead of me in English.

She would not speak to me in English even though she spoke it fluently which made me very unhappy to say the least, especially as my wife did not have a clue what she was talking about, so i left the hospital and have not been back since.    Figure that one out.

 

 

 

 

On 11/20/2025 at 6:49 AM, Stressed Eric said:

Has anyone ever noticed this?

 

When dining out or wetting one's beak in a tourist ghetto, the servers suddenly change from all smiles to all scowls once they know you can speak Thai? and another thing, when you take a normal office girl out for lunch, everyone in said ghettos presumes that the girl is a bar girl.. I have in the past literally had taxi drivers shout out to my normal girlfriend at the time in Thai 'how much?'....

 

It's very strange behavior.

 

Even stranger is when you meet a farang in a bar who claims to have been living here for 40 years, and yet still can't speak a word of Thai, and gets embarrassed and a bit flustered when he knows I can...

 

Does anyone know the psychology behind it? And before anyone has a go at me - Yes, I do spend a considerable amount of my time around tourist ghettos, and no, I have absolutely no desire to spend my time rotting away in Nakhon Nowhere counting my coin collection. 

 

Eric.

Ever heard that Max Bygrave song Why Does Everybody Call Me Bighead. 🤣😂

On 11/20/2025 at 2:27 PM, Will Iam Not said:

The Eric, Harris and Malcolm show....again.

Throw in a mention of Kier Starmer and Jonny fartpants will join them.

On 11/20/2025 at 6:56 PM, Stressed Eric said:

I have stepped out of the tourist areas for much longer than a week, and it was even worse!

 

Talk about boring.

 

What is there to do in such places except count the hours down until the next bus outta there??

 

Eric.

You travel by bus? Really?

555

7 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

You travel by bus? Really?

555

 

I have done in the past. BKK to Pattaya. OK just sit there. Costs almost as much from the bus terminal to the hotel.

 

My mate travels from BKK and the overnight bus drops him at the end of his road. If he flies he has to somehow get the 90kms to his house.

On 11/20/2025 at 1:49 PM, Stressed Eric said:

Has anyone ever noticed this?

 

When dining out or wetting one's beak in a tourist ghetto, the servers suddenly change from all smiles to all scowls once they know you can speak Thai? and another thing, when you take a normal office girl out for lunch, everyone in said ghettos presumes that the girl is a bar girl.. I have in the past literally had taxi drivers shout out to my normal girlfriend at the time in Thai 'how much?'....

 

It's very strange behavior.

 

Even stranger is when you meet a farang in a bar who claims to have been living here for 40 years, and yet still can't speak a word of Thai, and gets embarrassed and a bit flustered when he knows I can...

 

Does anyone know the psychology behind it? And before anyone has a go at me - Yes, I do spend a considerable amount of my time around tourist ghettos, and no, I have absolutely no desire to spend my time rotting away in Nakhon Nowhere counting my coin collection. 

 

Eric.

Oh, you clever, clever boy, you!

Couldn't wait to boast your 'alleged' Thai language skills into the appropriate position in this post..... "meeting strangers having lived here 40 years but cannot' bla de bla de bla.

But you can -  with 600 posts.... 

Incidentally, who are these 'farangs' whom you casually 'bump into' in bars, that have lived here for 40 years. but still frequent bars - all of them? How many?

and where are they located?

 

4 minutes ago, Bundooman said:

Oh, you clever, clever boy, you!

Couldn't wait to boast your 'alleged' Thai language skills into the appropriate position in this post..... "meeting strangers having lived here 40 years but cannot' bla de bla de bla.

But you can -  with 600 posts.... 

Incidentally, who are these 'farangs' whom you casually 'bump into' in bars, that have lived here for 40 years. but still frequent bars - all of them? How many?

and where are they located?

 

In his head. 

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