20 hours ago, 3NUMBAS said:

king cucumber too ,nobody knows how it got there

 

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-found-king-cucumber-inside-35792861

Decades back, a story of a woman who needed medical attention after a large carrot got stuck up her frontal cavity. she explained that she had been attending her vegetable patch in her garden when she lost her balance and the carrot entered her body . No knickers??

Medical staff were somewhat bemused because the carrot had already been peeled.

2 minutes ago, potless said:

Decades back, a story of a woman who needed medical attention after a large carrot got stuck up her frontal cavity. she explained that she had been attending her vegetable patch in her garden when she lost her balance and the carrot entered her body . No knickers??

Medical staff were somewhat bemused because the carrot had already been peeled.

I thought you were going to say, had a condom...........😂