Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was

pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay

her a larger sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the

child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide

child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would

know when the baby was born? To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail

him a postcard and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for

child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came

home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very

strange postcard today""Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he

said. The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card

turned white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with

meatballs, one without! Request bread...