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trumps poo flown back from turkey

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  • Chomper Higgot
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    I do hope they label it correctly, it would be too easy to confuse the product for the source of the product.

  • Stocky
    Stocky

    It's the same procedure Putin's minions follow; concerned someone might run tests and diagnose whatever illnesses they have. https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/vladimir-putin-bodyguards-poop-suitca

  • CallumWK
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    Everyone but blind Freddy knows Trump isn't as healthy as he claims. Didn't know though that dementia and other mental illnesses could be diagnosed from his faeces.

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How many airplanes would be needed to transport 1400 minions? Does this include the Secret Service Agents and the US Military personnel that travel everytime POTUS moves out of DC? I saw former POTUS Clinton come and go to Los Angeles many times during his 2 terms in the 1990's. He loved Los Angeles and often stayed at the Huntley hotel across the street from Palisades Park in Santa Monica. Literally an army of people moved into LAX and nearby Santa Monica Airport when he came. Clinton loved photo opportunities and he loved to "run" on the beach in the morning. This required local police (I was part of team) to clear a one mile portion of the beach so he could "run" in the morning. He actually jogged for about 10 minutes and then shook hands. I do not believe any AF-1 carry "1400 minions". Lastly I am not MAGA and never voted for this POTUS. But he is POTUS and whenever he moves it literally takes a battalion sized team of military and civilian personnel to go with him. This does not include the local personnel that are assigned.

Since the President of the United States posts AI images of a former POTUS as a baboon, or that POTUS's library surrounded by trash and street people, or as having painted Air Force One with graffiti, it seems fair to go the same route, as well as make fun of Trump's continual grifting, marketing anything at all he thinks his cult might scoff up, as they surely would.

At least with this item, they come away with more than did the fools who bought Trump's meme coin. I mean, they could store their uneaten Spaghettios in this jar.

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What similarities are there between diarrhea and an electric vehicle?

You hope you can make it home

7 hours ago, rattlesnake said:

Standard for every POTUS. FYI the name is 'delegation'.

Many people are confused about the difference between the meaning of the words representative and delegate.

Representative describes someone who speaks or does something officially for another person or group of people.

Delegate is a setting on your washing machine.

14 hours ago, CallumWK said:

Everyone but blind Freddy knows Trump isn't as healthy as he claims. Didn't know though that dementia and other mental illnesses could be diagnosed from his faeces.

Medicine can be detected, and questions arise such as, just as an example, "why is he taking an anti-psychotic?"

11 minutes ago, bendejo said:

Medicine can be detected, and questions arise such as, just as an example, "why is he taking an anti-psychotic?"

If he's taking one of those, they obviously have to increase the dose, as it isn't working. 😄

All this to ensure Trump is not found to be Ill? After he tells everyone he aced his medical tests?

Historically, collecting poop has been the penchant of deeply paranoid dictators from Stalin, Putin to Kim Jon Ill. Right wing presidents too. In 2006, right wing prez George W. Bush reportedly had his own toilet sent to Vienna ahead of an official trip to ensure the composition of his waste matter remained a state secret.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/why-leaders-like-putin-are-paranoid-about-guarding-their-poop/

While Obama didn't pack his own waste while in office, he was known to scoop up the poop of the First Dog, Bo, on the South Lawn.

9 hours ago, nexus7 said:

Standard practice for all leaders when abroad. The host country can analyse the faeces to determine which medications and their metabolites are present to determine any medical conditions the leader has.

Is it?

Ai says

"No—there’s no evidence that collecting a leader’s feces to take home is a “standard practice” used by world leaders.

What circulates online is a specific allegation (often tied to Vladimir Putin) that bodyguards collected his stool during travel to prevent foreign actors from analyzing his health; even that is reported as rumor/speculation in parts of the media rather than a proven, widely documented protocol."

13 minutes ago, stevenl said:

Is it?

Ai says

"No—there’s no evidence that collecting a leader’s feces to take home is a “standard practice” used by world leaders.

What circulates online is a specific allegation (often tied to Vladimir Putin) that bodyguards collected his stool during travel to prevent foreign actors from analyzing his health; even that is reported as rumor/speculation in parts of the media rather than a proven, widely documented protocol."

AI? oh..ok...must be true then.

AI says

"Russian President Vladimir Putin is famous for his bodyguards collecting his feces in a "poop suitcase" during foreign trips. Similarly, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un travels with his own personal toilets. This extreme measure prevents foreign intelligence agencies from analyzing their DNA and gathering health secrets. [1, 2, 3]"

19 minutes ago, Purdey said:

Historically, collecting poop has been the penchant of deeply paranoid dictators from Stalin, Putin to Kim Jon Ill.

"Kim Jong Il, whose official state biography historically claimed that his body was so perfectly calibrated he did not need to use the bathroom"

3 hours ago, Wingate said:

Since the President of the United States posts AI images of a former POTUS as a baboon, or that POTUS's library surrounded by trash and street people, or as having painted Air Force One with graffiti, it seems fair to go the same route, as well as make fun of Trump's continual grifting, marketing anything at all he thinks his cult might scoff up, as they surely would.

At least with this item, they come away with more than did the fools who bought Trump's meme coin. I mean, they could store their uneaten Spaghettios in this jar.

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And you KNOW his sycophants would buy every damned jar! Love it.

OH - and his coins? If you bought $10,000 USD when they first came out, they are worth approximately $36 today. Winning!!!

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16 hours ago, Stocky said:

It's the same procedure Putin's minions follow; concerned someone might run tests and diagnose whatever illnesses they have.

https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/vladimir-putin-bodyguards-poop-suitcase-alaska-summit-13925735.html

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All major world leaders have a similar protocol. Queen Elizabeth would have a special toilet constructed at venues prior to each royal visit. It's to prevent leaving any behind and thereby thwarting and foreign spy agencies sending the poo to a lab to see what diseases they might have.

8 hours ago, Dan O said:

Seems that you trumpette cultists are the only ones that actually eat up and enjoy his $hit. Carry on

is that the best you can do lol? cant even be original?

i just love the fact that you and your ilk are obsessed by trumps bowels and genitals. total trump insanity disorder lol.

trumpcoprophilia...obsession with trump poop.

i may be a trumpette, but im not a Trumpcoprophiliac 55555555555555

Huh, and I thought that flushing sound was just taxpayer dollars!

Are you gonna tell me the US needs 1,400 Americans buying out hotels?!? Do any of these yokels play a part in the NATO meetings?

I'd be interested to know how other world leaders travel and how big their...delegation...is. Seems just like showing off, money to burn.

Oh no! Is it possible to clone a "human being" from their sh*t?!?

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22 hours ago, ronnie50 said:

Queen Elizabeth would have a special toilet constructed at venues prior to each royal visit.

She had a toilet designated for her own use only on royal visits, but it wasn't one she had specially constructed, just one set aside for her use. She did bring her own toilet paper apparently. But no one collected the royal poop.

23 hours ago, nexus7 said:

AI? oh..ok...must be true then.

AI says

"Russian President Vladimir Putin is famous for his bodyguards collecting his feces in a "poop suitcase" during foreign trips. Similarly, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un travels with his own personal toilets. This extreme measure prevents foreign intelligence agencies from analyzing their DNA and gathering health secrets. [

, 2, 3]"

I have a source for my information, you have nothing.

On 7/8/2026 at 6:52 PM, 3NUMBAS said:

As the US top dog Donald Trump touches down in the Turkish capital of Ankara for the NATO Leaders Summit - along with around 1,400 of his minions - a very strange tradition is raising its head once again.

Everything that the charismatic 80-year-old relieves his body of will not touch foreign soil. 

Instead, it'll be collected in his personal toilet system, watched hawk-like by accompanying members of the Secret Service with pegs on their nose.

But what in God's name is this all about?

https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-turkey-visit-poo-511314-20260707

I think what the article meant to say is that his pampers will be carefully collected and shipped back to America.

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Is this why they used two aircraft?

On 7/9/2026 at 12:58 AM, nexus7 said:

Standard practice for all leaders when abroad. The host country can analyse the faeces to determine which medications and their metabolites are present to determine any medical conditions the leader has

I could imagine foreign adversaries setting up Presidential Suite plumbing diversions to capture the effluent of leaders toilets. But could assistants not simply use bleach or some solvent to dilute or totally mask evidence of medications, metabolites or DNA? Seems like less hassle than transporting back to the US Trump's huge daily volume of diarrhoea. toilet clogging executive logs and soiled nappies.

I only remember Kim Jon Un traveling with such containment facilities. DPRK propaganda is that the Dear Leader is in many aspects superhuman and does not excrete bodily wastes anyway 😁

19 hours ago, Yagoda said:

is that the best you can do lol? cant even be original?

i just love the fact that you and your ilk are obsessed by trumps bowels and genitals. total trump insanity disorder lol.

trumpcoprophilia...obsession with trump poop.

i may be a trumpette, but im not a Trumpcoprophiliac 55555555555555

Poor guy, get that crying all out and youll feel better. FACTS are FACTS and you've eaten your share + of trumps bs buffet and gone back for seconds.

Deflection doesn't work when the facts outweight bs. Maybe a napppy change is in order

4 hours ago, stevenl said:

I have a source for my information, you have nothing.

If you choose to believe and are happy with the results of your superficial AI poo search, then good for you, I wouldn't want to stand in your way!

PS Since you seem so fixated on the subject, here's some additional info on poo espionage from the NY Post:

"...a long line of leaders allegedly caught up in excrement espionage... Chairman Mao Zedong...Jordan’s King Hussein...Syrian President Hafez al-Assad...Milkhail Gorbachev...Ugandan dictator Yoweri Museveni...and even the US' George W. Bush who reportedly had his own toilet sent to Vienna, Austria, ahead of an official trip to ensure the composition of his waste matter remained a state secret!

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/why-leaders-like-putin-are-paranoid-about-guarding-their-poop/

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3 hours ago, Dan O said:

Maybe a napppy change is in order

coprophilia strikes again. freud would have a field day

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On 7/8/2026 at 7:14 PM, Nick Carter icp said:

Its very common for all important leaders .

Adversaries could do checks on the brown gold to see whether Trump was suffering from any ailments or diseases .

You need a test for that?😄

Maybe Turkey they don't want any of his <deleted> left behind, having there was more than enough.

A situation where it's hard to tell the difference between the donor and the donation....

Is the the poo from his fundamental orifice or his big mouth?

22 hours ago, nexus7 said:

If you choose to believe and are happy with the results of your superficial AI poo search, then good for you, I wouldn't want to stand in your way!

PS Since you seem so fixated on the subject, here's some additional info on poo espionage from the NY Post:

"...a long line of leaders allegedly caught up in excrement espionage... Chairman Mao Zedong...Jordan’s King Hussein...Syrian President Hafez al-Assad...Milkhail Gorbachev...Ugandan dictator Yoweri Museveni...and even the US' George W. Bush who reportedly had his own toilet sent to Vienna, Austria, ahead of an official trip to ensure the composition of his waste matter remained a state secret!

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/why-leaders-like-putin-are-paranoid-about-guarding-their-poop/

So apparently despots do. Far cry from your original statement, a statement that's devoid of facts

"Standard practice for all leaders when abroad."

Ps: not fixated on the topic, just calling out people making claims that are nonsense.

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5 hours ago, Rams86 said:

Is the the poo from his fundamental orifice or his big mouth?

It doesn't matter in TRUMP's case are they are both the same!

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